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(Daily Mail)   Opening weekend of Lindsay Lohan's "The Canyons" grosses a shocking $30,100,000. Sorry ... make that $3,010,000. Oh wait, too many zeros ... $30,100   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
    More: Followup, Lindsay Lohan, erotic thriller, documentarian, Paul Schrader, Jared Leto, box offices, opening weekends, James Deen  
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2013-08-12 10:54:18 PM  
Uh...it was available on the web. Why pay theater prices when you can get it that way?
 
2013-08-12 11:06:34 PM  
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Hurrr
 
2013-08-12 11:33:55 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: scottydoesntknow: The All-Powerful Atheismo: It's only open in 1-4 theaters (can't quite tell, box office mojo isn't clear).  30k for one theater isn't that bad.  In fact the 13k per theater average listed on their site for opening weekend beats the 9k per theater average for Elysium, and most box office leaders.

That being said, I'm sure it's a shiatty film.  Also, fark the Daily Fail.

It opened in 1 theater last weekend for $13,000. It expanded to 4 this weekend and took in 17,000.

Which isn't such a dismal failure as tDF would lead you to believe, though it isn't very great to be sure.  The point is, it's not like it only made 30k in wide release, and they don't mention that in the article because the article is a piece of trash.


Dude she's not gonna....... Wait this Lindsay Lohan so she might sleep with you especially if you some speed.
 
2013-08-12 11:39:48 PM  
Well no wonder.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Her breasts are suffering the same block disease that Japanese women get on their vaginas.
 
2013-08-12 11:41:40 PM  
I pirated it, haven't watched it yet though.  Haven't been bored enough
 
2013-08-12 11:46:39 PM  
I've been blocked by women that were as hot...  so I'm not willing to pay to see what the average stripper has to offer.

Never pay to see what other women will offer for free.
 
2013-08-12 11:51:20 PM  
25% currently on Rotten Tomatoes, fwiw.
 
2013-08-12 11:52:48 PM  
I'll probably watch it when/if it ever ends up on Netflix.  Just because I read that pretty f--king entertaining story about the filming of it.  And I'm okay with James Deen, like most women apparently.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when -y ou-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html?pagewanted=all
 
2013-08-13 12:08:12 AM  
Best thing about this movie is when the titties come out, you can fap away in the empty theater.
 
2013-08-13 12:08:19 AM  
Shes better a better actress than most of them, they just hate her because she doesn't wanna do enough drugs.
 
2013-08-13 12:32:17 AM  

mrrichierich: Shes better a better actress than most of them, they just hate her because she doesn't wanna do enough drugs.


what
 
2013-08-13 12:39:18 AM  

Brick-House: Best thing about this movie is when the titties come out, you can fap away in the empty theater.


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Just make sure it's really empty.
 
2013-08-13 12:58:09 AM  
The script was by Bret Easton Ellis. "Less than Zero." Tells me all I need to know about THAT.
 
2013-08-13 12:58:10 AM  
After a tiny investment, it'll make a few million on VOD and DVD. Not bad.
 
2013-08-13 12:58:27 AM  

Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 361x439]


Why can't I stop watching that?
 
2013-08-13 01:45:32 AM  
so Canyons made roughly 10 times more per theater than Mallrats did when it opened.
 
2013-08-13 02:26:09 AM  

stonelotus: so Canyons made roughly 10 times more per theater than Mallrats did when it opened.


Well, yeah, but does it have Priscilla Barnes with three nipples? The Easter Bunny getting beat down? Kevin Smith demeaning himself in an attempt to do physical comedy? I didn't think so.
 
2013-08-13 03:47:27 AM  
Or in other words, what it would cost to buy her for about a month of your extracurricular time.
 
2013-08-13 06:22:37 AM  
Meanwhile, submitter will be forgotten by everyone on the planet within 5 minutes of his death.

How does it feel to be an absolute zero, subby?
 
2013-08-13 06:26:14 AM  
Last time this movie would have been relevant to my interests:

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2013-08-13 07:02:53 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Well no wonder.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615]

Her breasts are suffering the same block disease that Japanese women get on their vaginas.


after noticing the lack of contrast between her breast and nipple, look at the bruise-looking ring around her left arm.  part of the movie?  I'm not watching to find out
 
2013-08-13 07:35:16 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Gordon Bennett: Well no wonder.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615]

Her breasts are suffering the same block disease that Japanese women get on their vaginas.

after noticing the lack of contrast between her breast and nipple, look at the bruise-looking ring around her left arm.  part of the movie?  I'm not watching to find out


I believe that is an old tattoo. It was also apparent on her Chelsea Lately gig.

Her nipples, however, are tiny and manish.
 
2013-08-13 07:52:00 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Well no wonder.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615]

Her breasts are suffering the same block disease that Japanese women get on their vaginas.


YEESH!
Does anyone have a pic of the rock/
 
2013-08-13 08:01:00 AM  

vudukungfu: Gordon Bennett: Well no wonder.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615]

Her breasts are suffering the same block disease that Japanese women get on their vaginas.

YEESH!
Does anyone have a pic of the rock/


sure...
66.147.244.104
Hey guys, what's going on...?
 
2013-08-13 08:49:45 AM  
Something tells me this doesn't include the VOD numbers.  You can already watch it on Amazon.com and I am pretty sure other outlets have it available as well.
 
2013-08-13 10:12:52 AM  

Apos:


That gave me a jumpscare. Nicely done
 
2013-08-13 10:20:40 AM  

ScaryBottles: The All-Powerful Atheismo: scottydoesntknow: The All-Powerful Atheismo: It's only open in 1-4 theaters (can't quite tell, box office mojo isn't clear).  30k for one theater isn't that bad.  In fact the 13k per theater average listed on their site for opening weekend beats the 9k per theater average for Elysium, and most box office leaders.

That being said, I'm sure it's a shiatty film.  Also, fark the Daily Fail.

It opened in 1 theater last weekend for $13,000. It expanded to 4 this weekend and took in 17,000.

Which isn't such a dismal failure as tDF would lead you to believe, though it isn't very great to be sure.  The point is, it's not like it only made 30k in wide release, and they don't mention that in the article because the article is a piece of trash.

Dude she's not gonna....... Wait this Lindsay Lohan so she might sleep with you especially if you some speed.


Dude, lurn 2 reed
 
2013-08-13 10:24:18 AM  

LonMead: vudukungfu: Gordon Bennett: Well no wonder.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615]

Her breasts are suffering the same block disease that Japanese women get on their vaginas.

YEESH!
Does anyone have a pic of the rock/

sure...
[66.147.244.104 image 850x687]
Hey guys, what's going on...?



i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-13 01:45:24 PM  

Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 361x439]


Ah, she comes equipped with an "Action Mouth".
 
2013-08-13 07:14:02 PM  
I read that as "The Crayons"...  *sigh*
 
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