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(New York Daily News)   In the weirdness that has been the Jets' preseason, nothing can beat Joe McKnight's press conference   (nydailynews.com) divider line 21
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2013-08-12 07:43:54 PM  
Do we really have to get into this right now?
 
2013-08-12 08:47:14 PM  
What a boring story.
 
2013-08-12 08:52:05 PM  
Why would he answer any of those questions?
 
2013-08-12 09:28:46 PM  
Two funny tidbits:

1.  Marty Mornhinweg is a perfect fit for the Jets.
2.  If he's not going to answer any football questions, why not ask him about Time Warner v CBS?  They may as well have gone full TMZ and asked him something completely off topic.
 
2013-08-12 09:54:28 PM  
That's not a hair question.
 
2013-08-12 09:55:10 PM  
He's thinking of opening a boutique?
 
2013-08-12 09:55:57 PM  

skinink: That's not a hair question.


Wow. Hats off to you, scholar!
 
2013-08-12 09:59:24 PM  
Too many hits to the head, probably.
 
2013-08-12 10:10:26 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Do we really have to get into this right now?


Yes, can't wait
 
2013-08-12 10:28:05 PM  
I feel like this would be basically what it would be like if Bill Belichick had a retarded nephew that played football, and then got a concussion and thrown in front of the media
 
2013-08-12 10:45:03 PM  
Q: Is anyone that won't get into that right now a douchebag?
 
2013-08-12 11:29:36 PM  
This must be of those things that is only greenlit or entertaining because NEW YORK CITY!
 
2013-08-13 01:48:08 AM  
With people like that, how can you tell when they are mentally handicapped? I'm willing to bet most of the NFL would qualify just from listening to them talk.
 
2013-08-13 06:53:56 AM  
Once he tell you he can't talk about his health, rewording the question, isn't going to change the answer.

How would a lawyer advise you to speak an active legal issue?

He probably could have worded his response better, but the reporter was just wasting everyone time with those question.
 
2013-08-13 07:41:35 AM  

PowerSlacker: Marty Mornhinweg is a perfect fit for the Jets.


Morninhinweg strikes me as the typical highschool doofus who is a complete idiot outside the realm of sports.
 
2013-08-13 07:55:48 AM  

Muta: PowerSlacker: Marty Mornhinweg is a perfect fit for the Jets.

Morninhinweg strikes me as the typical highschool doofus who is a complete idiot outside the realm of sports.


Because taking the wind in overtime indicates not being an idiot inside the realm of sports.
 
2013-08-13 08:11:10 AM  
Anything Jest related is like disaster porn. I can't look away.
 
2013-08-13 08:36:18 AM  
Q: There's a little fight between Time Warner and CBS....  
McKnight: (turning to PR REP): "This guy asking me about Time Warner and CBS right now? You serious?"


Hahahaha.
 
2013-08-13 10:02:28 AM  
I think I would have a hard time as a professional athlete meeting my obligation to the press.
 
2013-08-13 11:02:38 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Because taking the wind in overtime


lh4.ggpht.com

 
2013-08-13 06:03:48 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Q: Is anyone that won't get into that right now a douchebag?


I won't get into that right now. :P
 
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