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(Scranton Times-Tribune)   Katy Perry has new hit with drunk and naked truck driver   (thetimes-tribune.com ) divider line
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2013-08-12 08:22:54 PM  
Show us your Boobies, Katie.
 
2013-08-12 08:22:59 PM  
OH shiat

SOMEONE POST KATY PERRY'S BEWBS
 
2013-08-12 08:23:18 PM  
Scranton

That is all
 
2013-08-12 08:24:00 PM  
Gawdam assinine web page there.
Is that what the interweb looks like in WIlkes-Barre?
No wonder the people drive like anuses there...
 
2013-08-12 08:26:05 PM  
It was the NSA.
 
2013-08-12 08:28:23 PM  
I am not worried about anything else, but are her breasts ok?

Are they still safe and wrapped in some sort of themed midwestern version of a Lady Gaga outfit?

Cause if they are not we are not safe.
 
2013-08-12 08:34:25 PM  
I dunno what's more funny - that the guy was drunk driving with no pants, or that this stupid newspaper subby linked to has a "five free articles per month limit".

That's like half of what you get from the NYT or the Financial Times.
 
2013-08-12 08:36:02 PM  
images.g4tv.com

/oblig
 
2013-08-12 08:36:45 PM  

stirfrybry: Scranton

That is all


Uh, try reading the article
It happened in Wilkes-Barre
Which is far, FAR, worse than Scranton
There's a liquor store in that shopping center
Probably where he got the vodka
 
2013-08-12 08:39:01 PM  
A Walmart in SWB is pretty much the mecca of Katy Perry fans.
 
2013-08-12 08:39:16 PM  
How the hell do you miss 70 feet of gold painted truck in a WalMart parking lot?  Jebus this is the makings of a bad country song.  She's not going twangy is she?
 
2013-08-12 08:39:42 PM  
starcasm.net

/hot
//but not that hot
 
2013-08-12 08:40:00 PM  
Man, I wish I had a job that let me be that drunk by 5:30.
 
2013-08-12 08:40:25 PM  
returned to the scene without pants

Whats his Fark handle?
 
2013-08-12 08:48:47 PM  

Lets Not Make This Hard: Man, I wish I had a job that let me be that drunk by 5:30.


The trick is not to sleep for days.
 
2013-08-12 08:50:21 PM  

vernonFL: returned to the scene without pants

Whats his Fark handle?


Well you have to admit, it is very hard to still be wearing pants after you drink that much.
 
2013-08-12 08:50:46 PM  

stirfrybry: Scranton

That is all


Was the truck filled with 30,000 lbs of bananas?
 
2013-08-12 08:53:25 PM  
cdn.idolator.com
 
2013-08-12 09:02:03 PM  
Suspect is pantsless. I repeat, suspect is pantsless.

To be honest, though, I would crash pantless into Katy Perry, given the opportunity. Though I'd probably have to be drunk, too...
 
2013-08-12 09:12:17 PM  

Lets Not Make This Hard: Man, I wish I had a job that let me be that drunk by 5:30.


AM or PM?
 
2013-08-12 09:16:49 PM  

TemperedEdge: [starcasm.net image 600x450]

/hot
//but not that hot


A rebuttal...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-12 09:16:55 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-08-12 09:18:11 PM  
Probably the only way that drunk trucker will ever hit Katy Perry
 
2013-08-12 09:18:19 PM  

TemperedEdge: /hot
//but not that hot


Weird how women without makeup tend to look like people.
 
2013-08-12 09:21:18 PM  

TemperedEdge: [starcasm.net image 600x450]

/hot
//but not that hot


She cleans up good.  I'm an ugly bastard and I do too.
 
2013-08-12 09:21:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-12 09:39:39 PM  
Why the long face, Katy?
 
2013-08-12 09:52:59 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: How the hell do you miss 70 feet of gold painted truck in a WalMart parking lot?  Jebus this is the makings of a bad country song.  She's not going twangy is she?


He didn't miss...
 
2013-08-12 09:57:05 PM  
 
2013-08-12 09:58:11 PM  
Who?
 
2013-08-12 10:11:58 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: I dunno what's more funny - that the guy was drunk driving with no pants, or that this stupid newspaper subby linked to has a "five free articles per month limit".

That's like half of what you get from the NYT or the Financial Times.


Times Shamrock isn't exactly the first company that comes to mind when you think of "forward-looking media empires" so I sort of understand the logic of its executives. After all, why the hell would you go to one of their websites half a dozen times a month in the first place?

7th Son of a 7th Son: It was the NSA.


Saw the picture, came for this, leaving almost as satisfied as Russell Brand after 14 months with this bimbo (which given their appearance schedules, probably added up to six weeks under the same roof).
 
2013-08-12 10:18:14 PM  
So, not wearing pants is the new naked?

/I'm naked now I guess
 
2013-08-12 10:47:42 PM  

TemperedEdge: [starcasm.net image 600x450]

/hot
//but not that hot


^^^^^^
Here's a guy who's never had a girlfriend.
 
2013-08-12 11:06:07 PM  

Larry Mahnken: TemperedEdge: [starcasm.net image 600x450]

/hot
//but not that hot

^^^^^^
Here's a guy who's never had a

an ugly girlfriend that knows how to do makeup really well girlfriend.

FTFY
 
2013-08-12 11:17:13 PM  

stirfrybry: Scranton

That is all


www.prwatch.org
?
 
2013-08-12 11:20:02 PM  

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 270x277]

Found this fun Katy Perry link looking for that pic. The whipped cream is awsome fun


Sadly my genetic material is not on that list.
 
2013-08-12 11:29:18 PM  
www.brandalleysales.co.uk
 
2013-08-12 11:39:26 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-12 11:41:48 PM  

Lets Not Make This Hard: Man, I wish I had a job that let me be that drunk by 5:30.


So did the truck driver, by the sounds of it.
 
2013-08-12 11:49:57 PM  

carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 850x952]


WTF is going on in that picture??
 
2013-08-13 12:41:04 AM  

Larry Mahnken: Here's a guy who's never had a girlfriend.


Oh no, I've had plenty of girlfriends, I wouldn't worry. Also have a five year old son. But yeah, you go ahead and draw whatever conclusions you'd like from the fact that I dislike a manufactured pop "princess" like Ms. Perry. I'm sure you'll get more than a few laughs.

/laughing all the way to the house of a woman you only  wishyou could get
 
2013-08-13 01:08:45 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Probably the only way that drunk trucker will ever hit Katy Perry

Somebody

read the article comments!
 
2013-08-13 03:11:23 AM  

TemperedEdge: Larry Mahnken: Here's a guy who's never had a girlfriend.

Oh no, I've had plenty of girlfriends, I wouldn't worry. Also have a five year old son. But yeah, you go ahead and draw whatever conclusions you'd like from the fact that I dislike a manufactured pop "princess" like Ms. Perry. I'm sure you'll get more than a few laughs.

/laughing all the way to the house of a woman you only  wishyou could get


Dude you live in Pensylvania, the lady you are going to probably has broad shoulders or looks like a horse.

/just kidding
//I've woken up to things that look like Katy perry in that picture.  Better than waking up alone sometimes.
 
2013-08-13 05:00:04 AM  

LibertyHiller: Saw the picture, came for this, leaving almost as satisfied as Russell Brand after 14 months with this bimbo (which given their appearance schedules, probably added up to six weeks under the same roof).


Lets be fair, that's 3 more weeks than anyone really wants to be in the same room with a vapid pop star.  Although she can't be that stupid, Brand is more than a little bit of an intellectual elitist.
 
2013-08-13 07:00:01 AM  

DownDaRiver: stirfrybry: Scranton

That is all

Uh, try reading the article
It happened in Wilkes-Barre
Which is far, FAR, worse than Scranton
There's a liquor store in that shopping center
Probably where he got the vodka


yep - there's a liquor store there, right next to the Chuck-e-Cheese

/darn good Chinese buffet there too
//Scranton is Paris-in-the-freaking-springtime compared to what Wilkes-Barre's become recently
 
2013-08-13 07:26:41 AM  

TemperedEdge: Larry Mahnken: Here's a guy who's never had a girlfriend.

Oh no, I've had plenty of girlfriends, I wouldn't worry. Also have a five year old son. But yeah, you go ahead and draw whatever conclusions you'd like from the fact that I dislike a manufactured pop "princess" like Ms. Perry. I'm sure you'll get more than a few laughs.

/laughing all the way to the house of a woman you only  wishyou could get


Hey! You leave your mamma outta this!!
 
2013-08-13 11:41:47 AM  
Thread needs more knockers!
www.kaboommagazine.com
/close enough
 
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