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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   It generally takes no more than a year for two normal people to finalize a divorce. But we've replaced normal people with two bitter, acrimonious and litigious lawyers. Let's see what happens on today's episode of The Farker's Court   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Loveland, Ex-wife  
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2013-08-12 07:44:20 PM  
2 votes:
These two should get a room already...

And have sex with all the paperwork they enjoyed making during this rape of the justice system.
2013-08-12 06:22:28 PM  
2 votes:
we've replaced normal people with two bitter, acrimonious and litigious lawyers

There's another kind?
2013-08-13 12:20:42 AM  
1 vote:
Who even has the energy after 18 years?
2013-08-13 12:09:44 AM  
1 vote:

Smeggy Smurf: I was divorced in March 2008.  As late as December 2011 she managed to get me sued for a debt she owed which wound up forcing me into bankruptcy.  In the next few weeks I'll be filing suit against her to recover the money from that bill and all of my legal bills associated with it in accordance to the provision in my divorce decree.  Sometimes a divorce never really ends until the kids are out on their own.

I wish you luck buddy. I was married for 22 months, the divorce lasted from January 2004 to November 1, 2006.Today she is every bit as bitter and nasty with regards to our 10 year old son. I stopped counting the legal bills once they went North of 50k. If such a thing as karma exits, she has a date with a jagged, frozen chunk of blue airline poo coming to her noggin'.
2013-08-12 09:18:23 PM  
1 vote:
If you think I'm a hostile witness now, just wait till we get home.....
2013-08-12 07:47:27 PM  
1 vote:
"You're not really here for the hunting, are you."
2013-08-12 07:40:07 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-12 06:25:13 PM  
1 vote:
They may have forgotten that they can't bill for this.
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