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(USA Today)   George Lucas' "lightsaber" is still working just fine at the ripe age of 69, if you catch my drift   (usatoday.com) divider line 68
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2013-08-12 03:02:20 PM
I do. And I really wish I didn't.

/visual image, unneeded
 
2013-08-12 03:09:29 PM
It's not as clumsy and random as it used to be.
 
2013-08-12 03:19:53 PM
Kept honed from buggering Indy
 
2013-08-12 03:22:32 PM
Does it make a whooshing noise?
 
2013-08-12 03:22:33 PM
I wonder if his scrotum is as puffy as his neck? Can you imagine that sight?
 
2013-08-12 03:22:34 PM
George Lucas sweet tooth be hurtin by the looks of that broad.
 
2013-08-12 03:23:52 PM

I_Am_Weasel: It's not as clumsy and random as it used to be.


+1 Internets

/Less than 12 parsecs though.
 
2013-08-12 03:25:12 PM
parents of a daughter, born via surrogate... in other words, somebodys light saber is working, probablly not his. And WTF is up with having a kid at 69. She turns sweet 16 and your doing 85. C'mon already and get a dog.
 
2013-08-12 03:31:13 PM
There was no father, She was conceived by midichlorians
 
2013-08-12 03:31:36 PM
He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought.
 
2013-08-12 03:33:53 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-08-12 03:33:54 PM

farkingismybusiness: He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought.


Winner
 
2013-08-12 03:36:54 PM

the dizzle: There was no father, She was conceived by midichlorians


Took 9 posts for someone to get THAT shiatty joke out of the way.

You're slipping Fark.

Oh and:

farkingismybusiness: He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought.


media.syracuse.com

Yeah, a real she-beast.

I was unimpressed by the prequels too people, come on though. Try a LITTLE harder.
 
2013-08-12 03:38:15 PM
I didn't know his wife was named Ariel Investments. What a funny name.
 
2013-08-12 03:39:49 PM
George's neck spawned Matthew Perry's neck.
 
2013-08-12 03:42:59 PM
I bet his dick has a beard just like that.
 
2013-08-12 03:44:28 PM
By surrogate, they meant "gestated inside George Lucas' neck pouch for 38 weeks". Sort of like a man-seahorse thing.
 
2013-08-12 03:45:15 PM
So George is down with the swirl? I did not know.
 
2013-08-12 03:47:00 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: farkingismybusiness: He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought.

[media.syracuse.com image 850x654]

Yeah, a real she-beast.

I was unimpressed by the prequels too people, come on though. Try a LITTLE harder.


www.onlinemoviequotes.com
 
2013-08-12 03:48:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: the dizzle: There was no father, She was conceived by midichlorians

Took 9 posts for someone to get THAT shiatty joke out of the way.

You're slipping Fark.

Oh and:

farkingismybusiness: He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought.

[media.syracuse.com image 850x654]

Yeah, a real she-beast.

I was unimpressed by the prequels too people, come on though. Try a LITTLE harder.


Yeah that. His wife is actually pretty decent looking. Then again, this is Fark. You should know any Star Wars thread involving babies or sex is going to have someone post the "You came in that thing" line. What makes it funnier is that the child was born via surrogate and it isn't mentioned whether George was the actual sperm donor or not.
 
2013-08-12 03:48:56 PM

Slayinit: So George is down with the swirl? I did not know.


Ya'll got Jungle Fever...
 
2013-08-12 03:49:48 PM
After you sell off to Disney and spend a few weeks swimming in your money, the only real benefit to being retired and having all that money is using your light saber on anyone of your choosing.  I'm not sure surrogate parenting was his choice.
That guy could adopt an entire third world country.
 
2013-08-12 03:50:20 PM
Ooba, ooba

/why the fark didn't that thing speak English?
 
2013-08-12 03:50:57 PM
Galactic basic if you want to be fictionally pedantic
 
2013-08-12 03:52:50 PM

Slayinit: So George is down with the swirl? I did not know.


He married the only black woman in the SW universe...

/Lando inconsolable...
 
2013-08-12 03:53:37 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: the dizzle: There was no father, She was conceived by midichlorians

Took 9 posts for someone to get THAT shiatty joke out of the way.

You're slipping Fark.

Oh and:

farkingismybusiness: He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought.

[media.syracuse.com image 850x654]

Yeah, a real she-beast.

I was unimpressed by the prequels too people, come on though. Try a LITTLE harder.


I have always hated his hair.
 
2013-08-12 03:55:24 PM
www.pillettelaw.com

"It was all because of da power of da Schwartz!"
 
2013-08-12 03:55:50 PM

whosits_112: Slayinit: So George is down with the swirl? I did not know.

He married the only black woman in the SW universe...

/Lando inconsolable...


Why? Lando certainly seemed to be down with the swirl, what with chasing after Leia and all.

/is that really what kids are calling it these days?
 
2013-08-12 03:57:40 PM

Evil Mackerel: Jim from Saint Paul: the dizzle: There was no father, She was conceived by midichlorians

Took 9 posts for someone to get THAT shiatty joke out of the way.

You're slipping Fark.

Oh and:

farkingismybusiness: He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought.

[media.syracuse.com image 850x654]

Yeah, a real she-beast.

I was unimpressed by the prequels too people, come on though. Try a LITTLE harder.

I have always hated his hair.


Better. I hadn;t actually heard that before. Good work.
 
2013-08-12 03:57:44 PM
skin_deep.gif
 
2013-08-12 03:58:16 PM
I thought he was sterile.
 
2013-08-12 04:03:33 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: whosits_112: Slayinit: So George is down with the swirl? I did not know.

He married the only black woman in the SW universe...

/Lando inconsolable...

Why? Lando certainly seemed to be down with the swirl, what with chasing after Leia and all.

/is that really what kids are calling it these days?


Lando, being the super cool galactic pimp daddy that he is, want's to be able to have sex with ALL of the women. Not just the whities. He wanted that one fine Nubian (planet Nubia of the Kholaris system, destroyed during the Sith conquest in the year 1173 BBY) sista to bang, but looks like he missed his chance...
 
2013-08-12 04:04:12 PM

Arkanaut: I thought he was sterile.


Creatively, like the zonkey.
 
2013-08-12 04:04:49 PM
George Lucas and his wife, Ariel Investments

These names are getting out of control.
 
2013-08-12 04:05:09 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: I wonder if his scrotum is as puffy as his neck? Can you imagine that sight?


i78.photobucket.com

"Claire, you wanna see a picture of a Jedi Knight with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty."
 
2013-08-12 04:08:35 PM

Brick-House: parents of a daughter, born via surrogate... in other words, somebodys light saber is working, probablly not his. And WTF is up with having a kid at 69. She turns sweet 16 and your doing 85. C'mon already and get a dog.


Considering his last three kids are all adopted - I doubt it ever worked.
 
2013-08-12 04:10:10 PM

Brick-House: parents of a daughter, born via surrogate... in other words, somebodys light saber is working, probablly not his. And WTF is up with having a kid at 69. She turns sweet 16 and your doing 85. C'mon already and get a dog.


They named the dog Indiana.
 
2013-08-12 04:11:01 PM
Too old for babies. I don't understand why people do that. The poor kid is going to be fatherless before college.
 
2013-08-12 04:13:02 PM
Speaking of clumsy Star Wars metaphores, who was the Bacta Tank that served as the surrogate?
 
2013-08-12 04:14:27 PM

katerbug72: Too old for babies. I don't understand why people do that. The poor kid is going to be fatherless before college.


Yeah but the kids father will still have been George Lucas. I think it'll be doing just fine 00000000
 
2013-08-12 04:18:48 PM

brap: Speaking of clumsy Star Wars metaphores, who was the Bacta Tank that served as the surrogate?


whose Sarlacc Pit did formed babby come out of?
 
2013-08-12 04:21:33 PM

Scaevola: Does it make a whooshing noise?


in his mind I bet he hears that every time
 
2013-08-12 04:24:13 PM
Slayinit: So George is down with the swirl? I did not know.

I dunno if it makes up for Jar-Jar

gingerjet Considering his last three kids are all adopted - I doubt it ever worked.

& this is the guy who brought forth "There is no 'try'..."
 
2013-08-12 04:24:25 PM
No argument here: George shot first...

which was then caught and...
 
2013-08-12 04:33:35 PM
First Matthew Perry & now George Lucas. Who will be the subject of our next "no-chin" Hollywood thread?
 
2013-08-12 04:35:51 PM

oldfarthenry: First Matthew Perry & now George Lucas. Who will be the subject of our next "no-chin" Hollywood thread?



*roger ebert dot jpeg*

nothing?  anything?  nothing?  that gets nothing?what?  what? 

too soon?
 
2013-08-12 04:46:22 PM
No "I am your father!" bits?!?

/"you came in that" wins
 
2013-08-12 04:49:56 PM
I'll take "Things I never wanted or needed to know." for 500, Alex.
 
2013-08-12 04:56:11 PM
I see George has turned to the dark side...
 
2013-08-12 05:09:24 PM

I_Am_Weasel: It's not as clumsy and random as it used to be.


You win everything.
 
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