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(Daily Mail)   Do you find it suspicious that a millionaire's wife drowns after falling overboard in the middle of the night while yachting in the Hamptons? Natalie would   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
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2013-08-12 03:06:26 PM
Nice.  *thumbs up*
 
2013-08-12 03:11:43 PM
What kind of wood doesn't float?Natalie Wood/old joke is old and lame, sorry
 
2013-08-12 03:13:33 PM
Tofuti...Tofuti Klein...
 
2013-08-12 03:24:10 PM
That's a tasteless joke subby I am Walken away from this thread
 
2013-08-12 03:28:01 PM

Mark Ratner: What kind of wood doesn't float?Natalie Wood/old joke is old and lame, sorry


Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat on the night she died?
She preferred to wash up on shore.

//Lame joke too. Not sorry.
 
2013-08-12 03:34:01 PM

generalDisdain: Mark Ratner: What kind of wood doesn't float?Natalie Wood/old joke is old and lame, sorry

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat on the night she died?
She preferred to wash up on shore.

//Lame joke too. Not sorry.


That's the better old joke I forgot about...hahaha
 
2013-08-12 03:39:40 PM
Hmm, I guess silicon doesn't float. You learn something new every day.
 
2013-08-12 04:04:48 PM
I've been drinking with WASPs a couple of times.  I could believe it.
 
2013-08-12 04:16:44 PM
Now that's how to write a witty headline.
 
2013-08-12 04:23:02 PM

NuttierThanEver: That's a tasteless joke subby I am Walken away from this thread


Presumably while Wagner finger?
 
2013-08-12 04:23:20 PM
What's her middle name?
Drift.
 
2013-08-12 04:33:28 PM
Bravo Subby, Bravo
 
2013-08-12 04:47:27 PM
I sea what you did subby +1
 
2013-08-12 04:51:47 PM
I'm just going to keep Walken past this thread.
 
2013-08-12 04:52:31 PM
Yep; she fell off the boat with her hands and feet tied behind her back and 3 cinder blocks attatched to her neck; I rule it a suicide.
 
2013-08-12 04:53:04 PM
She's obviously not a duck.
 
2013-08-12 04:53:08 PM
So her husband found out about Davy.
 
rka
2013-08-12 04:53:53 PM
Wasn't this the plot to a Julia Roberts movie?
 
2013-08-12 04:54:14 PM
This was a plot on Castle last season.  Mmmm.  Becket.
 
2013-08-12 04:54:38 PM

grokca: Hmm, I guess silicon doesn't float. You learn something new every day.


Neither does silicone.
 
2013-08-12 04:56:02 PM

generalDisdain: Mark Ratner: What kind of wood doesn't float?Natalie Wood/old joke is old and lame, sorry

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat on the night she died?
She preferred to wash up on shore.


What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used?

A good stroke.
 
2013-08-12 04:56:06 PM
Nice, subby.
 
2013-08-12 04:56:06 PM
Subby opens with the fast ball, and it's in for a strike!

/good jorb
 
2013-08-12 04:56:09 PM
Wife drowns after falling from yacht she was staying on with her millionaire husband in the Hamptons in the middle of the nightWife drowns in middle of the night while staying on yacht with millionaire husband.

See how it looks when it's written in less words, yet makes more sense?
 
2013-08-12 04:59:31 PM
This sounds like the plot of a campy Romantic Comedy, except for the whole dying part...
 
2013-08-12 05:00:26 PM
I would have sexual relations with her.

Ifyouknowwhatimean.

/don't care if she's dead
 
2013-08-12 05:02:10 PM

megarian: I would have sexual relations with her.

Ifyouknowwhatimean.

/don't care if she's dead


Specially if she's dead!
 
2013-08-12 05:02:24 PM

megarian: I would have sexual relations with her.

Ifyouknowwhatimean.

/don't care if she's dead


Attention Whoring a death thread...where do you think you are? Reddit?
 
2013-08-12 05:03:22 PM
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What going on here? Did i miss anything? I dont know because i was napping...
 
2013-08-12 05:03:43 PM

megarian: I would have sexual relations with her.

Ifyouknowwhatimean.

/don't care if she's dead


Um, maybe that's something you shouldn't share on the web. Especially, if there's been a series of grave robberies in your area.
 
2013-08-12 05:03:47 PM

meat0918: This sounds like the plot of a campy Romantic Comedy, except for the whole dying part...


[ Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn OVERBOARD.jpg]
 
2013-08-12 05:04:07 PM

zabadu: Wife drowns after falling from yacht she was staying on with her millionaire husband in the Hamptons in the middle of the nightWife drowns in middle of the night while staying on yacht with millionaire husband.

See how it looks when it's written in less words, yet makes more sense?


No; it doesn't.
/Also, "fewer" words.
 
2013-08-12 05:04:45 PM
Mr. P. was overheard telling her, "I don't care if you have a few drinks......just don't go overboard"
 
2013-08-12 05:05:48 PM

Outrageous Muff: megarian: I would have sexual relations with her.

Ifyouknowwhatimean.

/don't care if she's dead

Attention Whoring a death thread...where do you think you are? Reddit?


I get lost.

Frequently.

I thought this was Costco.
 
2013-08-12 05:07:20 PM

megarian: I get lost.

Frequently.

I thought this was Costco.


No one will love you here. Well, they might say it for BIE, but they won't really mean it.
 
2013-08-12 05:07:44 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: I've been drinking with WASPs a couple of times.  I could believe it.


A guy sort of known to me died this spring after a big sailboat racing weekend that has a notoriously boozy after-party on Block Island. I still haven't heard any definitive ruling on it, but it was pretty clear has was soused and probably rolled off the deck of his boat after passing out. It happens.

I will however point out that the location indicated in the article is a little odd. "Two miles off the eastern end of Long Island in Block Island Sound" is sort of unprotected, not somewhere I'd likely choose to drop anchor for the night. There are plenty of places within 30 minutes that aren't open to ocean swell.
 
2013-08-12 05:07:52 PM

iheartscotch: megarian: I would have sexual relations with her.

Ifyouknowwhatimean.

/don't care if she's dead

Um, maybe that's something you shouldn't share on the web. Especially, if there's been a series of grave robberies in your area.


I was JUST trying to say she was hot. It's a complement.
 
2013-08-12 05:08:11 PM
Was Christopher Walken there?
 
2013-08-12 05:08:35 PM
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R.I.P. Natalie Wood
 
2013-08-12 05:09:30 PM
The autopsy will show that it was time for a younger wife.
 
2013-08-12 05:09:45 PM
John Petrocelli, her husband, told investigators he didn't see his wife of four years fall into the water, but that he heard screaming and splashing in the darkness.

Don't these sort of boat come with pretty bright spot lights?  Maybe they were out of order.  Maybe he can use some of her life insurance payout to repair them.
 
2013-08-12 05:10:23 PM

uncleacid: The autopsy will show that it was time for a younger non-Dominican wife.

 
2013-08-12 05:10:35 PM
What don't you see at the Reeve household?

www.timburtoncollective.com
 
2013-08-12 05:10:55 PM

Outrageous Muff: megarian: I get lost.

Frequently.

I thought this was Costco.

No one will love you here. Well, they might say it for BIE, but they won't really mean it.


Fark you. It's real to me.

And WIE first. Because I believe in chivalry.

And you. I believe in you.
 
2013-08-12 05:11:01 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk


That's a freaking fivehead.

RIP Carrie, I will never understand why a hottie like you got married to a fat UPS driver.
 
2013-08-12 05:15:42 PM
John Petrocelli, her husband, told investigators he didn't see his wife of four years fall into the water, but that he heard screaming and splashing in the darkness.

Yep, he killed her. Drowning people don't scream.
 
2013-08-12 05:16:25 PM

megarian: Fark you. It's real to me.

And WIE first. Because I believe in chivalry.

And you. I believe in you.


Don't worry, honey. I'm sure someone will be filling your inbox shortly.
 
2013-08-12 05:16:39 PM
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I'd have tossed her overboard too
 
2013-08-12 05:17:11 PM

jst3p: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]


That's a freaking fivehead.

RIP Carrie, I will never understand why a hottie like you got married to a fat UPS driver.


Here's a hint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE
 
2013-08-12 05:21:15 PM

Outrageous Muff: megarian: Fark you. It's real to me.

And WIE first. Because I believe in chivalry.

And you. I believe in you.

Don't worry, honey. I'm sure someone will be filling your inbox shortly.


Giggidy.
 
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