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(Above the Law)   Lamar Odom cheats on wookiee wife with snake   (abovethelaw.com) divider line 30
    More: Amusing, Lamar Odom, moral turpitude, court of public opinion, TV star, Jonathan Lee Riches  
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8791 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Aug 2013 at 4:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-12 04:12:46 PM  
Let me show you how many farks I give.

/none
//the correct answer is none
///why is this shiat on the main page?
 
2013-08-12 04:13:28 PM  
Why is this on the Main page, rather than the Entertainment tab?
 
2013-08-12 04:15:52 PM  
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2013-08-12 04:16:19 PM  
...Seriously?

Slow news day, huh?

/hotlinked because I don't want a time out
 
2013-08-12 04:16:38 PM  

MadAzza: Why is this on the Main page, rather than the Entertainment tab?


I imagine this was tossed back and forth between the entertainment and sports tab mods, like a hot potato, no, like a yeast infection--you take it, no, you take it, when, after an impasse, they both conspired to dump it on the main page, to lay here like roadkill on hot asphalt in the dog days of August
 
2013-08-12 04:18:44 PM  
Sometimes, not often, I feel sorry for these starlets and their stupid hijinks. This isn't one of them. Every time I think these girls may have learned their lessons; they do something even more idiotic.

/ the only one I truly feel sorry for is that Olympic runner guy who's married to their mom; and not very sorry either
 
2013-08-12 04:21:21 PM  
Over in 3... I'll get the lights
 
HBK
2013-08-12 04:24:42 PM  
The article writer actually thinks a lawyer might get disbarred for having an affair?  In California?
 
2013-08-12 04:27:05 PM  
the rule cited only applies to men.  "whether the act is committed in the course of his relations as  "

She's in the clear.
 
2013-08-12 04:29:08 PM  

ChipNASA:


I was about to complain about the overwhelming stupid that is the article.

You saved the day. You are the hero we need and deserve.

/I lol'd
 
2013-08-12 04:29:33 PM  
Why is it shocking when a male pro athlete cheats on his wife, the amount of woman throwing themselves at the guy means it is pretty much a forgone conclusion.
 
2013-08-12 04:34:13 PM  
'Dad, it's gonna be on the news that I slept with a married man...'

Well, that's not a good thing to do, but we still love you.

'It was Lamar Odom.'

Having seen him play, that's kind of disgusting, but we still love you, anyway.

'...and I am now a lawyer.'

DIAF! *click*
 
2013-08-12 04:35:16 PM  

Tom_Slick: Why is it shocking when a male pro athlete cheats on his wife, the amount of woman throwing themselves at the guy means it is pretty much a forgone conclusion.


Lamar Odom really ? The guy has had some pretty messed up stuff happen to and around him but I don't think the ladies are really throwing themselves at him. Look at who the guy married. It wasn't like they got together when he was playing ball at URI. He was an established pro. If better than a wookie was tossing it around I have a hard time believing he settled for that.
 
2013-08-12 04:36:31 PM  
Don't piss off Khloe's dad.

He killed at least 2 people.
 
2013-08-12 04:44:36 PM  

HBK: The article writer actually thinks a lawyer might get disbarred for having an affair?  In California?


actually mentions the 'moral turpitude' clause... about lawyers? in california?  really?   oh... that brings a tear to my eyes... maybe we could get dart douche pseudo-lawyer to help her with her image...
 
2013-08-12 04:51:21 PM  
Wouldn't she be more of an Ewok? Because she's supposedly really short? Or maybe even a Tauntaun because everybody gets to ride her?
 
2013-08-12 04:53:39 PM  
Oh, wait. Never mind. She's the tall one? Shrug.
 
2013-08-12 04:58:17 PM  
KHLOE SMASH!
 
2013-08-12 04:58:23 PM  

Broktun: Don't piss off Khloe's dad.

He killed at least 2 people.


So what you're say is :I should let the wookiee win?
 
2013-08-12 05:08:45 PM  
I don't know who any of those people are.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-12 05:12:52 PM  
the sad thing is that Khloe is probably the most like-able Kardashian...  which is kind of like being the most popular child molester on death row or something...  most attractive juggalette at the gathering.... least handicapped special olympian...  I don't know... she's not quite as disgusting as the rest of the people in that family.
 
2013-08-12 05:12:59 PM  

kindms: Tom_Slick: Why is it shocking when a male pro athlete cheats on his wife, the amount of woman throwing themselves at the guy means it is pretty much a forgone conclusion.

Lamar Odom really ? The guy has had some pretty messed up stuff happen to and around him but I don't think the ladies are really throwing themselves at him. Look at who the guy married. It wasn't like they got together when he was playing ball at URI. He was an established pro. If better than a wookie was tossing it around I have a hard time believing he settled for that.


There are woman lining up for yeoman AAA baseball players, he is famous there are crazy woman who will want to do him for that reason.
 
2013-08-12 05:14:04 PM  

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Lamar's pretty much the king sh*t of f*ck island then isn't he?
 
2013-08-12 05:27:03 PM  

kindms: Tom_Slick: Why is it shocking when a male pro athlete cheats on his wife, the amount of woman throwing themselves at the guy means it is pretty much a forgone conclusion.

Lamar Odom really ? The guy has had some pretty messed up stuff happen to and around him but I don't think the ladies are really throwing themselves at him. Look at who the guy married. It wasn't like they got together when he was playing ball at URI. He was an established pro. If better than a wookie was tossing it around I have a hard time believing he settled for that.


I bet they fight about this all the time.
 
2013-08-12 05:32:28 PM  
And on Lifeday too. Sad.
 
2013-08-12 05:53:59 PM  

grumpfuff: Let me show you how many farks I give.

/none
//the correct answer is none
///why is this shiat on the main page?


Enough to not only click on it, but to comment as well?
 
2013-08-12 06:06:53 PM  

kindms: Tom_Slick: Why is it shocking when a male pro athlete cheats on his wife, the amount of woman throwing themselves at the guy means it is pretty much a forgone conclusion.

Lamar Odom really ? The guy has had some pretty messed up stuff happen to and around him but I don't think the ladies are really throwing themselves at him. Look at who the guy married. It wasn't like they got together when he was playing ball at URI. He was an established pro. If better than a wookie was tossing it around I have a hard time believing he settled for that.


Dude, I worked at a nightclub for a while and we pretty got a lot of famous people (Orlando isn't exactly Vegas or Miami so they typically go to a small number of establishments).

I can't tell you how many times girls (hot ones, too) would throw themselves at just about anyone. One time we had Sum 41 there in VIP and girls were throwing themselves at their farking posse. By posse I mean fat, nerdy dudes who easily could have been making your big mac. If they can't get to the band, they go to their posse/bodyguards/whoever the hell they brought. It's kind of mind blowing.

Yeah, I'm not surprised Lamar Odom would have a hot chick thrown at him.
 
2013-08-12 09:07:15 PM  

WienerButt: kindms: Tom_Slick: Why is it shocking when a male pro athlete cheats on his wife, the amount of woman throwing themselves at the guy means it is pretty much a forgone conclusion.

Lamar Odom really ? The guy has had some pretty messed up stuff happen to and around him but I don't think the ladies are really throwing themselves at him. Look at who the guy married. It wasn't like they got together when he was playing ball at URI. He was an established pro. If better than a wookie was tossing it around I have a hard time believing he settled for that.

Dude, I worked at a nightclub for a while and we pretty got a lot of famous people (Orlando isn't exactly Vegas or Miami so they typically go to a small number of establishments).

I can't tell you how many times girls (hot ones, too) would throw themselves at just about anyone. One time we had Sum 41 there in VIP and girls were throwing themselves at their farking posse. By posse I mean fat, nerdy dudes who easily could have been making your big mac. If they can't get to the band, they go to their posse/bodyguards/whoever the hell they brought. It's kind of mind blowing.

Yeah, I'm not surprised Lamar Odom would have a hot chick thrown at him.


Reminds me of Ft Lauderdale, I had a friend of mine who invited me down there for a week - his parents were rich lived in Boca Raton. Anyhow he would call ahead about an hour or two ahead of time and we got into just about any club he wanted too. Didn't matter if it was luxury gentleman's club or not. Anyhow my first taste of it we went to Blue Martini, and second we were escorted in as VIP some heads turned. Not even 5 minutes later some hot chick was talking to him and me. After 15 minutes you can tell she was willing to drop panties just to get into the money. Sad part was I was married, so I didn't really play along but he had a ball doing it. He told me pretty much only people that go into those clubs are either mega rich old guys looking to upgrade to a younger woman or punk kids who are rich. And the chicks go in just to hunt that lottery payment.

/We had fun, he ended up getting a blow job when we offered her a ride home she accepted, I pressed the alarm button on my car which happened to be a 1996 Audi A6 she was fuming pissed off and left.
//What? Some guy bought the car for his kids 16 and the kid wanted an SUV, so I got for $1,000 bucks, lasted me 8 years now, haters gona hate
 
2013-08-12 11:26:39 PM  
So which coming month will her Playboy spread debut?

/if she's got a nice body
 
2013-08-12 11:51:17 PM  
Is this chick writer's ex gf or something?
 
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