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(Celebslam)   If anyone has seen Matthew Perry's neck, please contact the LAPD   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 80
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2013-08-12 12:21:21 PM
He looks like a slimmer Michael Moore
 
2013-08-12 12:41:01 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

Neck theft is a rare but nonetheless serious crime.
 
2013-08-12 12:48:43 PM

Dimensio: [assets.nydailynews.com image 575x378]

Neck theft is a rare but nonetheless serious crime.


I now feel the need for a strange journey...
 
2013-08-12 12:57:44 PM
Older celebrities don't look the same way they did when they were younger. Film at 11.

/romero
 
2013-08-12 01:26:46 PM
He's going to play a live action Beaker.
 
2013-08-12 01:28:01 PM
Could Matthew Perry's neck *be* any more nonexistent?
 
2013-08-12 01:36:39 PM
He gets back on the coke, that'll be all cleared up in a month.
 
2013-08-12 01:39:23 PM
It's right there beneath his chins.
 
2013-08-12 01:41:30 PM
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2013-08-12 01:42:05 PM
His head sorta slides into his neck.  it's his chin that went missing.
 
2013-08-12 01:42:57 PM

Sybarite: Could Matthew Perry's neck *be* any more nonexistent?


Nice.
 
2013-08-12 01:44:54 PM
Let he with a discernible chin cast the first stone!
 
2013-08-12 01:51:50 PM

abhorrent1: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 359x400]


My first thought too.

/leaving satisfied
 
2013-08-12 01:56:41 PM
He's just prepping for his role in the new Gabe Newell biopic
 
2013-08-12 01:57:32 PM
Can you imagine him trying to change his pillowcases?
 
2013-08-12 01:59:28 PM

freetomato: Can you imagine him trying to change his pillowcases?


hee hee!
 
2013-08-12 02:01:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: He looks like a slimmer Michael Moore


Exactly what I thought!
 
2013-08-12 02:01:38 PM

Nogrhi: I now feel the need for a strange journey...


How strange?
 
2013-08-12 02:02:40 PM

freetomato: Can you imagine him trying to change his pillowcases?


Or adjusting the collar on his turtle-neck sweater without getting a mouthful of wool/lint?
 
2013-08-12 02:06:46 PM

severedtoe: His head sorta slides into his neck.  it's his chin that went missing.


Which one?  He is showing at least two or three.
 
2013-08-12 02:07:30 PM
Im happy for the guy, means he's off the shiat and clean perhaps
 
2013-08-12 02:09:13 PM
Superb! As I've been assured by Fark's medical specialists, he is in better shape and looks better than in his 20s.

Can't wait to see him in the Olympics. He has a good chance at the 200 meter heart attack next year.
 
2013-08-12 02:13:34 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Superb! As I've been assured by Fark's medical specialists, he is in better shape and looks better than in his 20s.

Can't wait to see him in the Olympics. He has a good chance at the 200 meter heart attack next year.


You really need to let this go.  It's getting sad.
 
2013-08-12 02:16:42 PM

Lsherm: Quantum Apostrophe: Superb! As I've been assured by Fark's medical specialists, he is in better shape and looks better than in his 20s.

Can't wait to see him in the Olympics. He has a good chance at the 200 meter heart attack next year.

You really need to let this go.  It's getting sad.


As soon as people let go of the idea that somehow 40 is better than 20, at least physically in the biology sense.

That's way more sad IMO. Downright delusional.
 
2013-08-12 02:17:51 PM
Hard to tell, but maybe he needs his thyroid checked.
 
2013-08-12 02:19:04 PM
Smelly guy, smelly guy, what are they feeding you?
 
2013-08-12 02:23:52 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Lsherm: Quantum Apostrophe: Superb! As I've been assured by Fark's medical specialists, he is in better shape and looks better than in his 20s.

Can't wait to see him in the Olympics. He has a good chance at the 200 meter heart attack next year.

You really need to let this go.  It's getting sad.

As soon as people let go of the idea that somehow 40 is better than 20, at least physically in the biology sense.

That's way more sad IMO. Downright delusional.


Ranting in a thread about something that has not occurred in the thread isn't useful, entertaining, thoughtful, or clever.

It does, however, bore everyone else. If that's your goal, GOOD JOB!
 
2013-08-12 02:26:05 PM
News flash: people tend to gain weight as they get older. The first season of Friends was 1994. Do the math.
 
2013-08-12 02:26:46 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Superb! As I've been assured by Fark's medical specialists, he is in better shape and looks better than in his 20s.

Can't wait to see him in the Olympics. He has a good chance at the 200 meter heart attack next year.


wtf is this sh*t?
 
2013-08-12 02:28:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: He looks like a slimmer Michael Moore


I thought the same.

If he is doing a character of Michael Moore, he nailed it.
 
2013-08-12 02:29:40 PM

bingethinker: News flash: people tend to gain weight as they get older go sober. The first season of Friends was 1994. Do the math.


FTFY. You could see the transformation while he was on Friends.
 
2013-08-12 02:30:58 PM
That makes me wonder when they taped Hollywood Game Night. I saw him on that show a week or so ago, and he didn't look like that. His hair was insane, but other than that he looked like his usual self.
 
2013-08-12 02:33:29 PM

someonelse: wtf is this sh*t?


Pretty much how I feel when I hear middle-aged people go on and on about how much better they are than in their 20s.

Here we have photographic evidence that this is not the case.
 
2013-08-12 02:36:04 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Im happy for the guy, means he's off the shiat and clean perhaps


My thought when I saw the pic was that he was hitting the bottle pretty hard...booze puffy.
 
2013-08-12 02:37:50 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: someonelse: wtf is this sh*t?

Pretty much how I feel when I hear middle-aged people go on and on about how much better they are than in their 20s.

Here we have photographic evidence that this is not the case.


If your scientific analysis is based on cherry-picked photos of celebrities with long histories of drug addiction, you have bigger problems than nose hair and a declining libido.
 
2013-08-12 02:39:35 PM
I don't want to even try to like this guy.  Am I supposed to?
 
2013-08-12 02:39:55 PM
It looks like he's working on a third neck to go with his nubbin.
 
2013-08-12 02:44:37 PM

lakrfool: My thought when I saw the pic was that he was hitting the bottle pretty hard...booze puffy.


Bottle wasn't his issue though, I thought he was a pill popper?
 
2013-08-12 02:47:58 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: lakrfool: My thought when I saw the pic was that he was hitting the bottle pretty hard...booze puffy.

Bottle wasn't his issue though, I thought he was a pill popper?


He originally went to rehab in '97 for opiate abuse. He went again in '01 for opiate and alcohol abuse. He's probably off the pills, but I could see him still being on alcohol.
 
2013-08-12 02:48:06 PM
:: Steve Martin girlfriend with no neck joke ::
 
2013-08-12 02:48:20 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: someonelse: wtf is this sh*t?

Pretty much how I feel when I hear middle-aged people go on and on about how much better they are than in their 20s.

Here we have photographic evidence that this is not the case.


My response was based on your comment seeming to have not much to do with this thread. Why would the comments of middle aged people, such as you described, anger you? Sometimes people are healthier overall in their 40s than they were in their 20s, despite the fact that their cells are 20 years older. Why is this a big deal to you? Are you one of those people who gets irrationally upset when people say that Helen Mirren is sexy, or what?
 
2013-08-12 02:51:50 PM
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2013-08-12 02:52:19 PM
Thanks to the movie "Jobs," Hollywood is trying to create more movies based on tech success stories.

Mathew Perry is going to be in "Valve: the Movie."
 
2013-08-12 02:54:21 PM
Looks like Roger and Me-era Michael Moore.
 
2013-08-12 02:55:00 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Lsherm: Quantum Apostrophe: Superb! As I've been assured by Fark's medical specialists, he is in better shape and looks better than in his 20s.

Can't wait to see him in the Olympics. He has a good chance at the 200 meter heart attack next year.

You really need to let this go.  It's getting sad.

As soon as people let go of the idea that somehow 40 is better than 20, at least physically in the biology sense.

That's way more sad IMO. Downright delusional.


My wife sometimes gets into heated discussions on the internet and I'm always telling her to let it go.  Make your best argument and leave it at that because no matter how right you are the other person is very unlikely to admit they were wrong.  Repeating the argument, trying to score points or calling names detracts from you original statement and adds to the noise. Say your piece and move on thats all any of us can do.
 
2013-08-12 02:56:16 PM
celebslam.celebuzz.com

Kelly Brook says she'd never get a boob job. Well, duh.

I'm sorry. What were you saying?
 
2013-08-12 02:57:15 PM
Oh you!

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2013-08-12 02:58:03 PM

someonelse: Quantum Apostrophe: Superb! As I've been assured by Fark's medical specialists, he is in better shape and looks better than in his 20s.

Can't wait to see him in the Olympics. He has a good chance at the 200 meter heart attack next year.

wtf is this sh*t?


QA has...problems.  No, seriously.
 
2013-08-12 03:07:47 PM
Maybe he'll get back in shape for the new sitcom he'll be in next fall that will be cancelled after one season.
 
2013-08-12 03:09:28 PM
His neck is that thing that's eating his jawline.
 
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