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(CBS Sports)   Schilling: NYC marathon gave me a heart attack   (cbssports.com) divider line 12
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2013-08-12 10:11:04 AM
 
2013-08-12 10:21:27 AM
He must be really desperate to get back in the news if he's talking about a heart attack he had 2 years ago...
 
2013-08-12 10:21:37 AM

hardinparamedic: Good thing the Door to Balloon time in New York City is less than an hour now.


That's why he flew to Boston first.
 
2013-08-12 10:45:11 AM
Pretty sure he just rubbed some ketchup on his shirt and called it a heart attack.
 
2013-08-12 11:45:17 AM

Fark You Buddy: He must be really desperate to get back in the news if he's talking about a heart attack he had 2 years ago...



"Red Light Curt" / "Top Step Curt" strikes again.

/the nickname his fellow D-Backs gave him, referring to his habit of rushing to the top step of the dugout or managing to insert himself into the camera when the red light was on.
 
2013-08-12 11:53:42 AM
While not a fan of Schilling, subby trolled everybody considering there is zero mention of him blaming the marathon that he was simply watching on his heart attack.

/probably got it due to his inept company that bankrupted him
 
2013-08-12 11:54:47 AM
And you were so traumatized by it you didn't know what you were doing when you defrauded Long Island shortly afterwards, right?
 
2013-08-12 12:12:40 PM
Going to New York
gives you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
you oughta know by now
 
2013-08-12 12:56:37 PM

Sandusky Knows Best: While not a fan of Schilling, subby trolled everybody considering there is zero mention of him blaming the marathon that he was simply watching on his heart attack.

/probably got it due to his inept company that bankrupted him


that and being fat.
 
2013-08-12 02:15:09 PM

Sandusky Knows Best: /probably got it due to his inept company that bankrupted him


I guess he's finally had...(puts on sunglasses)...his reckoning.

/YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
 
2013-08-12 03:04:05 PM

Flappyhead: And you were so traumatized by it you didn't know what you were doing when you defrauded Long Island shortly afterwards, right?


If it was Long Islanders, I wouldn't feel bad. But the Rhode Islanders who got farked didn't do anything to deserve it.
 
2013-08-13 05:20:34 AM
Schilling gets a lifetime pass from me for being part of the 1993 Phillies, one of the best baseball seasons in my life.
 
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