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(The New York Times)   A federal judge has ruled that henceforth, police in NYC cannot put their hands on your crotch without a really really good reason   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Judges' Rules, federal judges, berg administration, fourth amendment, New York Police Department, New York County District Attorney, nyc  
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5004 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2013 at 11:47 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-12 09:59:13 AM  
7 votes:
Well, there goes my vacation plans.
2013-08-12 10:11:27 AM  
4 votes:
I bet a lot of those stopped were wearing sneakers...for sneaking!
2013-08-12 10:04:20 AM  
3 votes:
But your honor, he was acting suspiciously. He was wearing dark skin that made it seem like he was getting ready to hide in the shadows, and why would he be doing that if he was planning on following the law?
2013-08-12 01:26:39 PM  
1 vote:
In a ruling released Monday morning, three months after hearing nine weeks of testimony in a class-action lawsuit challenging the policy, Manhattan federal court judge Shira Scheindlin found that "the city acted with deliberate indifference toward the NYPD's practice of making unconstitutional stops and conducting unconstitutional frisks."

OMG, all those Tea Party activists were RIGHT!  Why didn't we listen to them before it was too late?   We're living under Shira Law now! noooooooo
2013-08-12 12:51:13 PM  
1 vote:
What's Sgt. Kabukiman going to do now?
2013-08-12 12:49:37 PM  
1 vote:
Well, if you keep raising suspicion they'll rise to the occasion
2013-08-12 12:39:24 PM  
1 vote:

MBooda: Papelbon, you're on notice.
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"Stop, right there, what you packing, slugger?"
2013-08-12 12:18:03 PM  
1 vote:

stuffy: They really hate it when you fake orgasm in the middle.

Who's faking?
2013-08-12 12:06:06 PM  
1 vote:

darth_badger: [ image 358x630]

True Blood last night.
2013-08-12 12:02:01 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-12 11:53:42 AM  
1 vote:

zarberg: I lived in Brooklyn for 5 years and never had a cop grab my crotch. I feel cheated now.

you sound white
2013-08-12 10:18:53 AM  
1 vote:
But the TSA continues to grope innocent people every day of the year.

/I try to enjoy the pat-down and sometimes will ask them if they want to get together after work for coffee.
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