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(ABC News)   You think Sen Ted Cruz is a little nutty? Wait till you meet his daddy, an evangelical pastor who says Obama ran on the same platform as Fidel Castro and that "Obamacare will destroy the elderly"   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line 11
    More: Dumbass, President Obama, Fidel Castro, obamacare, charismatic leader, immigration to the United States, Christian Broadcasting Network, evangelicals  
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2013-08-12 02:12:41 PM  
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FlashHarry: speaking of old cranks, it seems as if fark's newsmax feed knows its audience well:

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On seeing the one that said "Five signs you may have Alzheimer, who didn't have the thought "1. You are reading Newsmax."
2013-08-13 01:20:12 AM  
1 vote:

davynelson: destroying the elderly would free up a lot of jobs
and really move the economy


And feed the poor.
2013-08-12 01:01:39 PM  
1 vote:

Huggermugger: Isn't that what they said about Medicare?

/currently reading a memoir by a woman who grew up in a John Birch Society household
//JBS doctrine in the 60s is almost identical to the current GOP platform


Oh, we're meetin' at the courthouse at eight o'clock tonight
You just walk in the door and take the first turn to the right
Be careful when you get there, we hate to be bereft
But we're taking down the names of everybody turning left

Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks
To get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks

Now there's no one that we're certain the Kremlin doesn't touch
We think that Westbrook Pegler doth protest a bit too much
We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
We're not sure what he did but he's our hero just the same

Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Socialism is the ism dismalest of all
Join the John Birch Society, there's so much to do

Have you heard they're serving vodka at the WCTU?
Well you've heard about the agents that we've already named
Well MPA has agents that are flauntedly unashamed
We're after Rosie Clooney, we've gotten Pinkie Lee
And the day we get Red Skelton won't that be a victory

Oh we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Norman Vincent Peale may think he's kidding us along
But the John Birch Society knows he spilled the beans
He keeps on preaching brotherhood, but we know what he means

We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the cities or the sticks
For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks
The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC
There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee

Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Join the John Birch Society holding off the Reds
We'll use our hand and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads

Do you want Justice Warren for your Commissar?
Do you want Mrs. Krushchev in there with the DAR?
You cannot trust your neighbor or even next of kin
If mommie is a commie then you gotta turn her in

Oh, we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the Right
Join the John Birch Society as we're marching on
And we'll all be glad to see you when we're meeting in the John
The John, the John Birch So- ci- i- teee.
2013-08-12 12:16:33 PM  
1 vote:
The shiat doesn't fall far from the bat.
2013-08-12 12:07:48 PM  
1 vote:
I believe all old people should be put down at birth.
2013-08-12 11:39:18 AM  
1 vote:
Look around.  See everybody who is elderly?  Most of them will be dead within 30 years!  Thanks for nothing, Obamacare!
2013-08-12 11:17:42 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like Mel Gibson and his father: Both are total whack-jobs.
2013-08-12 10:58:02 AM  
1 vote:
Go away.
2013-08-12 10:58:00 AM  
1 vote:
Well, Cruz definitely comes by it honestly, then.
2013-08-12 10:56:51 AM  
1 vote:

propasaurus: And if anybody knows Fidel Castro, it's Ted's dad, who fought along side Castro.


I thought that was Marco Rubio's father. [Refers to Rubio's autobiography "An American Son"] Ah, my mistake. It says here that Marco Rubio's father fled to America after an unsuccessful attempt with the pilgrims, the surviving disciples of Jesus Christ, and the founding fathers to prevent Megatron and the rest of the Decepticons to annexing Cuba for the sake of transporting energon cubes back to Cybertron.
2013-08-12 10:43:39 AM  
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And if anybody knows Fidel Castro, it's Ted's dad, who fought along side Castro.
 
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