brap: The beefsteak will forever be a hallowed American political tradition. We tried the lutefisk and casserole feed but it didn't take off.
EyeballKid: Not until he delivers on his promise to "grow a real sweet mullet to look more presidential," as he said at a recent press outing before shotgunning two Keystone Light cans consecutively, throwing the empty cans at the feet of a veteran from the Iraq war, and yelling, "And THAT'S how I'll take care of Putin!"
shifty lookin bleeder: Steak fry!? He shouldn't be sent to the Oval Office, he should be sent to the Hague for crimes against moomanity.
Soup4Bonnie: wth is a steak fry?
Rapmaster2000: I had to look up what a steak fry is.[www.kmrskkok.com image 791x1024]You can get a coffee with your steak. Thankfully, they don't actually fry the steaks. I guess "steak grill" just doesn't have the zazz of steak fry.
Print'sNotDead: Rapmaster2000: I had to look up what a steak fry is.[www.kmrskkok.com image 791x1024]You can get a coffee with your steak. Thankfully, they don't actually fry the steaks. I guess "steak grill" just doesn't have the zazz of steak fry.or MILK???
brap: It's a misnomer for a steak grill but that had too many interrogative intonations.
Rapmaster2000: That's for your milksteak.
Rapmaster2000: Print'sNotDead: Rapmaster2000: I had to look up what a steak fry is.[www.kmrskkok.com image 791x1024]You can get a coffee with your steak. Thankfully, they don't actually fry the steaks. I guess "steak grill" just doesn't have the zazz of steak fry.or MILK???That's for your milksteak.[thewhorechurch.com image 500x375]
justinguarini4ever: What's with the Fark infatuation with Joe Biden? He's not exactly the biggest proponent of many of Fark's favorite causes.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/joe-biden-drug-war_n_227970 2. html
GoodyearPimp: Grilling steak =/= frying steakBrought to you by the people tired of hearing Midwesterners correct everyone on "barbecue"/"grilling".
rubi_con_man: Since we're talking about Elections already ... I want to put forward my comprehensive election reform bill:1. Funding Time Frame Limits - Nobody gets to form any kind of precursor/exploratory committee or start accepting money to run from ANYONE until Jan 1 of the year in which the election is to be held.UNLIMITED donation quantities permitted.No private donations - all donations must have names (and SSNs) released to the FEC.Corporations don't get to play, unless they release all their shareholders, donors, officers and employees.Donation money must be disclosed on a weekly basis, on a day that is not friday, saturday or sunday.No donations can be made in the last two weeks of an election.2. Advertizing: All public airwaive licenced channels must provide 5 minutes of ads per candidate, per day, for free between 4pm and 10pm.No distinction will be made between 'issue ads' or 'party ads'. Advertisements that disparage one candidate will count as 'donations' to all the other candidates in proprotion of support. Therefore, in order to do so, you must release names as above.Election materials (signs, banners, etc) shall not be placed on public property or private property without the consent of the owner, except by appropriate lessees. Such ticketed cost of such infractions will be ascribed to the candidate promoted.All Election materials SHALL COME DOWN the day before the election. No Advertisements are premitted on the day before and the day of the election.3. Access : All residences with enrolled voters shall receive a letter with the location of their polling place in January of the election year. Residences with no enrolled voters shall receive a letter saying so in every reasonable language for that location, as well as with a phone number or flyer indicating how they can register. No law shall be enacted, except a year or further before, that changes polling locations, voter qualifications, or district boundaries. Voting shall should be comp ...
oldfarthenry: Hey everyone - let's bicker over steak cooking terminology!
EyeballKid: oldfarthenry: Hey everyone - let's bicker over steak cooking terminology!Point taken. Message received. No need to get all nitpicky over the most infinitesimal of miscellany regarding something as personal as one's culinary tastes.Pass the ketchup/catsup/You shut your farking mouth, die a painful death, and proceed straight to hell.
oldfarthenry: My - My! Who pooped in your Grey Poupon?
topcon: Hey guys, anyone remember GIVE JOE THE BIRD?GOOD TIMES.
Satan's Bunny Slippers: topcon: Hey guys, anyone remember GIVE JOE THE BIRD?GOOD TIMES.you have a real issue with charities getting money.man, your life must really suck.
Cletus C.: Satan's Bunny Slippers: topcon: Hey guys, anyone remember GIVE JOE THE BIRD?GOOD TIMES.you have a real issue with charities getting money.man, your life must really suck.What is this? Some long-running feud?
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