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(CNN)   Joe Biden is going to a steak fry in Iowa. I repeat, Joe Biden is going to a steak fry in Iowa. Let's just elect this man president right now, OK?   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 81
    More: Asinine, Vice President Joe Biden, Jim Acosta, Hawkeye State, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, presidential nominee, Madam President  
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2013-08-12 10:39:33 AM
Steak fry!?  He shouldn't be sent to the Oval Office, he should be sent to the Hague for crimes against moomanity.
 
2013-08-12 10:43:09 AM
We couldn't even get him a fire bird...
 
2013-08-12 10:59:56 AM
The beefsteak will forever be a hallowed American political tradition.  We tried the lutefisk and casserole feed but it didn't take off.
 
2013-08-12 11:14:57 AM
i'm sure it refers to chicken-fried steak. which bears almost no relation to a rare sirloin.
 
2013-08-12 11:21:19 AM

brap: The beefsteak will forever be a hallowed American political tradition.  We tried the lutefisk and casserole feed but it didn't take off.


==

i.imgur.com

R.I.P. CLAMBAKE
 
2013-08-12 11:45:40 AM
Not until he delivers on his promise to "grow a real sweet mullet to look more presidential," as he said at a recent press outing before shotgunning two Keystone Light cans consecutively, throwing the empty cans at the feet of a veteran from the Iraq war, and yelling, "And THAT'S how I'll take care of Putin!"
 
2013-08-12 11:49:27 AM

EyeballKid: Not until he delivers on his promise to "grow a real sweet mullet to look more presidential," as he said at a recent press outing before shotgunning two Keystone Light cans consecutively, throwing the empty cans at the feet of a veteran from the Iraq war, and yelling, "And THAT'S how I'll take care of Putin!"


i50.tinypic.com

don't get him started on the summer of '87.
 
2013-08-12 11:53:23 AM
People sure get upset a lot.
 
2013-08-12 11:53:49 AM
I was responsible for coordinating much of that steak fry in 1990 when I was an intern on the Harkin campaign. Got to pick up Bill Bradley from the airport. He was very tall.

CSB
 
2013-08-12 11:58:19 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-12 11:58:51 AM
Dunnski: Got to pick up Bill Bradley from the airport. He was very tall.

CSB


I know. That dude should of played basketball.
 
2013-08-12 11:59:00 AM

shifty lookin bleeder: Steak fry!?  He shouldn't be sent to the Oval Office, he should be sent to the Hague for crimes against moomanity.


Chicken fried steak
Steak frites

Your move, cowboy.
 
2013-08-12 12:00:31 PM
Biden v Ryan in 2016

FOR TEH LULZZZZ!!!
 
2013-08-12 12:02:30 PM
A Hillary v. Biden primary would be highly entertaining. It would be interesting to see if Joe would pull out the rude, dismissive, mocking stuff in a debate with her.

Also, the Clinton machine would have a field day with him and his past.

Please.
 
2013-08-12 12:03:34 PM
Asinine tag?
 
2013-08-12 12:03:40 PM
wth is a steak fry?
 
2013-08-12 12:05:25 PM
What exactly is a steak fry? Good case:

www.poubelle.com

Best case:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-08-12 12:06:29 PM

Soup4Bonnie: wth is a steak fry?


It's where ya fry steaks!

;3
 
2013-08-12 12:06:59 PM

Soup4Bonnie: wth is a steak fry?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-12 12:11:47 PM
I had to look up what a steak fry is.
www.kmrskkok.com
You can get a coffee with your steak.  Thankfully, they don't actually fry the steaks.  I guess "steak grill" just doesn't have the zazz of steak fry.
 
2013-08-12 12:14:48 PM

Soup4Bonnie: wth is a steak fry?


It's a misnomer for a steak grill but that had too many interrogative intonations.  They're trying to come up with a kinder, softer Patriot Act.
 
2013-08-12 12:20:44 PM

Rapmaster2000: I had to look up what a steak fry is.
[www.kmrskkok.com image 791x1024]
You can get a coffee with your steak.  Thankfully, they don't actually fry the steaks.  I guess "steak grill" just doesn't have the zazz of steak fry.


or MILK???
 
2013-08-12 12:22:08 PM

Print'sNotDead: Rapmaster2000: I had to look up what a steak fry is.
[www.kmrskkok.com image 791x1024]
You can get a coffee with your steak.  Thankfully, they don't actually fry the steaks.  I guess "steak grill" just doesn't have the zazz of steak fry.

or MILK???


That's for your milksteak.

thewhorechurch.com
 
2013-08-12 12:24:19 PM

brap: It's a misnomer for a steak grill but that had too many interrogative intonations.


Please don't ever change.  You make me laugh.

Rapmaster2000: That's for your milksteak.


omg.  I now hate you for showing me that.  Go away.
 
2013-08-12 12:24:26 PM
I guess "steak grill-off" would be too newfangled of a term for those Iowa folks. What with the fancy hyphen and all.
 
2013-08-12 12:26:06 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: Steak fry!?  He shouldn't be sent to the Oval Office, he should be sent to the Hague for crimes against moomanity.


After cooking a steak sous vide, one of the best ways to get a perfect all-over sear is to deep fry it for 30 seconds.
 
2013-08-12 12:26:20 PM

Rapmaster2000: Print'sNotDead: Rapmaster2000: I had to look up what a steak fry is.
[www.kmrskkok.com image 791x1024]
You can get a coffee with your steak.  Thankfully, they don't actually fry the steaks.  I guess "steak grill" just doesn't have the zazz of steak fry.

or MILK???

That's for your milksteak.

[thewhorechurch.com image 500x375]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-12 12:29:44 PM
Actually, in my midwest location, steak "frys" are just that.  Thin, cheap roundsteaks sliced and fried on a flat top type unit.  No grilling involved.

Steak fry.  This is not one.
 
2013-08-12 12:30:04 PM

Print'sNotDead: Rapmaster2000: I had to look up what a steak fry is.
[www.kmrskkok.com image 791x1024]
You can get a coffee with your steak.  Thankfully, they don't actually fry the steaks.  I guess "steak grill" just doesn't have the zazz of steak fry.

or MILK???


Beer is extra
/Steak Fry at the local Legion can be kind of fun
 
2013-08-12 12:31:51 PM
Since we're talking about Elections already ... I want to put forward my comprehensive election reform bill:

1.  Funding Time Frame Limits - 
Nobody gets to form any kind of precursor/exploratory committee or start accepting money to run from ANYONE until Jan 1 of the year in which the election is to be held.
UNLIMITED donation quantities permitted.
No private donations - all donations must have names (and SSNs) released to the FEC.
Corporations don't get to play, unless they release all their shareholders, donors, officers and employees.
Donation money must be disclosed on a weekly basis, on a day that is not friday, saturday or sunday.
No donations can be made in the last two weeks of an election.
2. Advertizing: 
All public airwaive licenced channels must provide 5 minutes of ads per candidate, per day, for free between 4pm and 10pm.
No distinction will be made between 'issue ads' or 'party ads'. Advertisements that disparage one candidate will count as 'donations' to all the other candidates in proprotion of support. Therefore, in order to do so, you must release names as above.
Election materials (signs, banners, etc) shall not be placed on public property or private property without the consent of the owner, except by appropriate lessees. Such ticketed cost of such infractions will be ascribed to the candidate promoted.
All Election materials SHALL COME DOWN the day before the election. No Advertisements are premitted on the day before and the day of the election.
3. Access :
  All residences with enrolled voters shall receive a letter with the location of their polling place in January of the election year. Residences with no enrolled voters shall receive a letter saying so in every reasonable language for that location, as well as with a phone number or flyer indicating how they can register.
  No law shall be enacted, except a year or further before, that changes polling locations, voter qualifications, or district boundaries.
  Voting shall should be compact, with a limit to the perimiter to area ratio.
  Voting districts should be determined in no case by elected partisans, but by appointed members of local institutions.
  Election day, and the day before it shall be a holiday, with no person required to work more than 3 hours, or attend any worksite more than 3 hours from their place of abode.
  Voters may submit their vote to the county election board up to forty-five days in advance by certified mail w/ receipt
 
4.Qualifications :
 In every state, candidates for federal elective offices must take the state's standardized test for high school graduation before they can get on the ballot ( Grandfather in people who actually graduated high school in the state in which they're running.)  These results must be published exactly one week before the primary in the state.
5. Timing:
   In every state, All parties shall hold their elections on the same day as all other parties.  All  citizens shall be entitled to cast a vote for any candidate, with total results released to the media, and parties accepting votes based on party affiliation (or lack thereof)
   Elections shall begin on February 1, and be held every two days (excepting saturdays and sundays)
   The Method of primary (election or caucus) shall be determined by the members of the party in each state
   Excepting Iowa then Vermont , The order of elections shall be determined by lot.
   Primary votes shall be in proprtion to each candidate's support within the state.
6. Manner
   Elections for President, Vice president, Representatives and Senators shall be determined using what is called the 'alternative vote', where voters may rank their preferred candidate, then their next preferred candidate, and so on.
 
2013-08-12 12:33:11 PM
What's with the Fark infatuation with Joe Biden? He's not exactly the biggest proponent of many of Fark's favorite causes.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/joe-biden-drug-war_n_227970 2. html
 
2013-08-12 12:33:41 PM
It's Tom Harkins steak fry....so yea, they don't fry the steaks at this. They are grilled.  You remeber this from back in 08. They had the infamous picture where Hillary, Richardson and Ruth Harkin had thier hands over thier hearts when saying the pledge and Barry stood thier cupping his balls.
 
2013-08-12 12:36:53 PM
Grilling steak =/= frying steak

Brought to you by the people tired of hearing Midwesterners correct everyone on "barbecue"/"grilling".
 
2013-08-12 12:39:24 PM
rubi_con_man:
Election day, and the day before it shall be a holiday, with no person required to work more than 3 hours, or attend any worksite more than 3 hours from their place of abode.
... Elections shall begin on February 1, and be held every two days (excepting saturdays and sundays)


Brilliant!
 
2013-08-12 12:40:47 PM

justinguarini4ever: What's with the Fark infatuation with Joe Biden? He's not exactly the biggest proponent of many of Fark's favorite causes.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/joe-biden-drug-war_n_227970 2. html


He's weird and entertaining which is Fark's primary purpose.

But yeah, I don't actually want Biden to be president. He's pretty much a mainstream Democrat which is far too conservative.
 
2013-08-12 12:46:51 PM

Rapmaster2000: That's for your milksteak.


Your milksteak brought all the beans to the plate?

Dude, like, you're better than that....
 
2013-08-12 12:48:24 PM

GoodyearPimp: Grilling steak =/= frying steak

Brought to you by the people tired of hearing Midwesterners correct everyone on "barbecue"/"grilling".


Thank you!

Goddammit people, words mean things!
 
2013-08-12 12:49:08 PM
Hey everyone - let's bicker over steak cooking terminology!
Pass the ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce/red sauce.
 
2013-08-12 12:49:35 PM

justinguarini4ever: What's with the Fark infatuation with Joe Biden? He's not exactly the biggest proponent of many of Fark's favorite causes.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/joe-biden-drug-war_n_227970 2. html


Have you seen him? He's the most handsomest man to handsome ever.
 
2013-08-12 12:51:28 PM

rubi_con_man: Since we're talking about Elections already ... I want to put forward my comprehensive election reform bill:

1.  Funding Time Frame Limits - 
Nobody gets to form any kind of precursor/exploratory committee or start accepting money to run from ANYONE until Jan 1 of the year in which the election is to be held.
UNLIMITED donation quantities permitted.
No private donations - all donations must have names (and SSNs) released to the FEC.
Corporations don't get to play, unless they release all their shareholders, donors, officers and employees.
Donation money must be disclosed on a weekly basis, on a day that is not friday, saturday or sunday.
No donations can be made in the last two weeks of an election.
2. Advertizing: 
All public airwaive licenced channels must provide 5 minutes of ads per candidate, per day, for free between 4pm and 10pm.
No distinction will be made between 'issue ads' or 'party ads'. Advertisements that disparage one candidate will count as 'donations' to all the other candidates in proprotion of support. Therefore, in order to do so, you must release names as above.
Election materials (signs, banners, etc) shall not be placed on public property or private property without the consent of the owner, except by appropriate lessees. Such ticketed cost of such infractions will be ascribed to the candidate promoted.
All Election materials SHALL COME DOWN the day before the election. No Advertisements are premitted on the day before and the day of the election.
3. Access :
  All residences with enrolled voters shall receive a letter with the location of their polling place in January of the election year. Residences with no enrolled voters shall receive a letter saying so in every reasonable language for that location, as well as with a phone number or flyer indicating how they can register.
  No law shall be enacted, except a year or further before, that changes polling locations, voter qualifications, or district boundaries.
  Voting shall should be comp ...


Pretty much every single suggestion you have is unconstitutional in some fashion.  Some would be constitutional for a state to enact but would be unconstitutional for the Federal government to force a state to do so if they don't want to.  Others violate the first amendment or article II, section 1 or article I, section 2 or 3 of the Constitution.
 
2013-08-12 12:51:45 PM

oldfarthenry: Hey everyone - let's bicker over steak cooking terminology!

Point taken. Message received. No need to get all nitpicky over the most infinitesimal of miscellany regarding something as personal as one's culinary tastes.


Pass the ketchup/catsup/

You shut your farking mouth, die a painful death, and proceed straight to hell.
 
2013-08-12 12:54:30 PM
At first I was like, "fried steak"? Then I remembered it's one of the greatest things in the world.

www.reddirtchronicles.com
 
2013-08-12 12:55:00 PM
If I had to guess, the term steak fry was coined to invoke the social connotations of a fish fry. Minus the fish, because Iowa ain't exactly seafood country.
 
2013-08-12 12:55:15 PM
Hey guys, anyone remember GIVE JOE THE BIRD?

GOOD TIMES.
 
2013-08-12 12:57:09 PM

EyeballKid: oldfarthenry: Hey everyone - let's bicker over steak cooking terminology!
Point taken. Message received. No need to get all nitpicky over the most infinitesimal of miscellany regarding something as personal as one's culinary tastes.


Pass the ketchup/catsup/

You shut your farking mouth, die a painful death, and proceed straight to hell.


My - My! Who pooped in your Grey Poupon?
 
2013-08-12 12:58:45 PM

oldfarthenry: My - My! Who pooped in your Grey Poupon?


Somebody who was instructed to create anything that would taste better than ketchup/catsup/the fark ever on a steak.
 
2013-08-12 01:01:38 PM

topcon: Hey guys, anyone remember GIVE JOE THE BIRD?

GOOD TIMES.


you have a real issue with charities getting money.

man, your life must really suck.
 
2013-08-12 01:09:09 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: topcon: Hey guys, anyone remember GIVE JOE THE BIRD?

GOOD TIMES.

you have a real issue with charities getting money.

man, your life must really suck.


What is this? Some long-running feud?
 
2013-08-12 01:11:36 PM

topcon: Hey guys, anyone remember GIVE JOE THE BIRD?

GOOD TIMES.


I've come to se Joe Biden as the Michael Scott (a-la The Office) of the White house.
 
2013-08-12 01:13:08 PM

Cletus C.: Satan's Bunny Slippers: topcon: Hey guys, anyone remember GIVE JOE THE BIRD?

GOOD TIMES.

you have a real issue with charities getting money.

man, your life must really suck.

What is this? Some long-running feud?


nah, just toppy there insists on showing up in any thread that has Biden in it and disparage the whole Biden/Bird bit that was done because they didn't approve of it, or something pissed them off about it.  Nevermind that three good charities got some decent cash from it.

I get tired of it, and just decided to voice my tiredness of it today.
 
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