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(Short List)   The last remaining Ninja Turtle weeps over his fallen comrades. Prepare for the saddest thing you'll see all day   (shortlist.com) divider line 23
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2013-08-12 10:18:51 AM  
8 votes:
fc01.deviantart.net
2013-08-12 09:57:07 AM  
4 votes:
maybe they heard that Micheal Bay was directing their new movie
2013-08-12 09:37:57 AM  
4 votes:
tonight i dine on turtle soup...

s3.teefury.com
2013-08-12 08:52:37 AM  
4 votes:
incredible, moving, images

Well, one out of three anyway.
2013-08-12 09:54:37 AM  
3 votes:
"Hullo! I enjoy drawring sad beat up turtles hunched over! Sometimes I also draw miserable cats staring at their feet or traumatised monkeys in fetal position. But mostly I like the defeated turtles."
2013-08-12 09:36:38 AM  
3 votes:

Mangoose: The saddest thing I saw today was someone referring to those pictures as the saddest thing I'll see today.


Oh come on! How can you look at a drawing depicting a fictional character mourning the death of other fictional characters and not be moved?
2013-08-12 09:31:43 AM  
3 votes:
The saddest thing I saw today was someone referring to those pictures as the saddest thing I'll see today.
2013-08-12 03:49:15 PM  
2 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: ArcadianRefugee: show me: incredible, moving, images

Well, one out of three anyway.

This.

I'm supposed to get sad about a cartoon drawing of a fictitious humanoid turtle?

Wait, so you clicked on a link that said it was about sad pictures of a turtle who is a ninja and want to act all "who click this shiat" about it?

Because irony.


Well, I clicked on the link to the nude pictures of your mom, and we all know what a mistake THAT always turns out to be.
2013-08-12 11:50:10 AM  
2 votes:
They left off the final painting of that series, where the other turtles find him and realize his addiction to peyote mushroom pizzas has finally led to a full psychotic break.

/next up by the same artist:

Cinderella's glass slipper breaks, driving huge shards into her foot. Infection and gangrene quickly set in due to the general filthiness of the time period, and she dies raving and insane while suffering excruciating pain. Overwhelmed by guilt for helping her go to the ball in the first place, the mice voluntarily feed themselves to alley cats.

Casper the Friendly Ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters, and inside the containment unit he becomes the abused prison b*tch of a thousand nastier spirits.

He-Man finally realizing that a skeleton can't walk or talk, and the entire time he thought he was battling Skeletor, he was actually holed up in a seedy motel with the badly-taxidermied body of the twin brother he had accidentally stabbed to death during a sword practice session. The trauma split He-Man's personality, causing him to alternate between his sissy normal self, an idealized hero self, and a dastardly villain self, the last of which ends up knifing She-Ra in the shower, drowning Orko in a port-a-potty, and sodomizing Beast Man with Ram Man.
2013-08-12 10:16:50 AM  
2 votes:
No, there is another....

i43.tinypic.com
2013-08-13 12:05:03 AM  
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
2013-08-12 09:22:42 PM  
1 votes:

Wile_E_Canuck: The saddest thing? Clearly it would be the siamese elephants I once saw. They were joined at the trunk.

Poor little guys, couldn't even trumpet, just make this sad little noise, 'Snorky snorky snorky.'

/obscure?


Then they'd make the elephants stand on their hind legs, and stretch their trunks real tight.  Then, this monkey would come out, with a parasol....

"Is that little *bleep* finished with his story yet?"
2013-08-12 07:34:28 PM  
1 votes:
2013-08-12 04:01:21 PM  
1 votes:

show me: Jim from Saint Paul: ArcadianRefugee: show me: incredible, moving, images

Well, one out of three anyway.

This.

I'm supposed to get sad about a cartoon drawing of a fictitious humanoid turtle?

Wait, so you clicked on a link that said it was about sad pictures of a turtle who is a ninja and want to act all "who click this shiat" about it?

Because irony.

Well, I clicked on the link to the nude pictures of your mom, and we all know what a mistake THAT always turns out to be.


No shiat. Ruined more then 1 day for me.
2013-08-12 01:39:38 PM  
1 votes:

Electrify: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.

I won't go as far as to say as it is better than the original cartoon, but it is the best one to date since.

Yes, I'm aware that the TMNT started out as more mature in the comics, but unlike Batman which has become defined by a similar origin, TMNT will always be defined by the 90s cartoon.


Oh it's better. I can;t barely watch the old ones really.

However, Turtles Forever was frickin great. It even should make Comic book fans happy as it even has the original, non-color turtles.
2013-08-12 01:08:38 PM  
1 votes:
Also, I thought this was a nice call back to the original series..

"Can we get tattoos? I wanna get one of my face on my face!" - Mikey
2013-08-12 12:21:51 PM  
1 votes:
Ninja please.
2013-08-12 11:11:47 AM  
1 votes:

nitefallz: Wade_Wilson: Orgasmatron138: Weatherkiss: For some reason I thought maybe some ninja turtle actor died... then I had to wonder what other ninja turtle actors died to make only one actor left.

... then I realized I needed more coffee and that subby is a douchebag.

Wasn't Corey Haim a ninja turtle?

Feldman. He voiced Donatello in the first movie and the one we don't talk about.

And the third one?


There is no third turtle movie, regardless of what Google tells you.
2013-08-12 11:03:46 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
/sad in more than one sense of the word
2013-08-12 10:11:32 AM  
1 votes:

RassilonsExWife: shiat like this cheers me up so much. Just about the time I start to think that I'm the most pathetic POS on the planet, I see things like this and hear people enthuse over them.

And suddenly, I feel much better knowing that other people are way higher pathetic scale than me.


Fun. Parties. You.
2013-08-12 09:51:00 AM  
1 votes:
achewood.com
/hot
//The Donatello one is pretty awesome
2013-08-12 09:47:22 AM  
1 votes:
Dude...bogus.
2013-08-12 09:45:41 AM  
1 votes:
For some reason I thought maybe some ninja turtle actor died... then I had to wonder what other ninja turtle actors died to make only one actor left.

... then I realized I needed more coffee and that subby is a douchebag.
 
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