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(Short List)   The last remaining Ninja Turtle weeps over his fallen comrades. Prepare for the saddest thing you'll see all day   (shortlist.com) divider line 28
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2013-08-12 09:31:43 AM
9 votes:
The saddest thing I saw today was someone referring to those pictures as the saddest thing I'll see today.
2013-08-12 09:45:01 AM
4 votes:
cdn.shortlist.com

cdn.shortlist.com

These two, I think, are the better of the 4 due to seeing the other turtles colors in the actual picture. The other two could just be Mikie or Raph feeling the pain after being beaten but all the Turtles made it out.
2013-08-12 10:14:55 AM
3 votes:
Oh and this:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.
2013-08-12 09:57:07 AM
3 votes:
maybe they heard that Micheal Bay was directing their new movie
2013-08-12 09:36:30 AM
2 votes:
The talent and skill that so many "amateur" artists have continues to amaze me.  Beautiful pictures, just beautiful.
2013-08-12 08:52:37 AM
2 votes:
incredible, moving, images

Well, one out of three anyway.
2013-08-13 12:05:03 AM
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
2013-08-12 07:34:28 PM
1 votes:
2013-08-12 03:42:37 PM
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: show me: incredible, moving, images

Well, one out of three anyway.

This.

I'm supposed to get sad about a cartoon drawing of a fictitious humanoid turtle?


Wait, so you clicked on a link that said it was about sad pictures of a turtle who is a ninja and want to act all "who click this shiat" about it?

Because irony.
2013-08-12 03:28:25 PM
1 votes:

stuhayes2010: Not really news, I remember finding a Turtles graphic novel in the early nineties.  It was all black and white, and very dark in content.


It might be the thing that the TMNT originated from. Apparently they began as a B&W comic that was a satire of content from the time.

Makes perfect sense really. They're teenage, mutants, AND ninjas. Then they're turtles, which was done for sillyness.
2013-08-12 03:22:06 PM
1 votes:
RAPH FOR LIFE!

Leo = too preachy
Donny = too nerdy
Mikey = too silly

You can never get enough sarcastic badassness.

Plus, as was mentioned, the original black-and-white series was dark as hell, and Raph was the darkest of them all.

I agree with the idea that Raph would either die first (as a result of his impulsiveness/bloodlust) or be the last turtle standing (probably even more messed up psychologically than he's ever been).
2013-08-12 01:39:38 PM
1 votes:

Electrify: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.

I won't go as far as to say as it is better than the original cartoon, but it is the best one to date since.

Yes, I'm aware that the TMNT started out as more mature in the comics, but unlike Batman which has become defined by a similar origin, TMNT will always be defined by the 90s cartoon.


Oh it's better. I can;t barely watch the old ones really.

However, Turtles Forever was frickin great. It even should make Comic book fans happy as it even has the original, non-color turtles.
2013-08-12 01:35:44 PM
1 votes:
Meh. Give me the old school Turtles when all the bandanas were the same color, and after the fights the blood on the alley walls was splashed all the way up to the second floor.
2013-08-12 01:08:38 PM
1 votes:
Also, I thought this was a nice call back to the original series..

"Can we get tattoos? I wanna get one of my face on my face!" - Mikey
2013-08-12 12:31:48 PM
1 votes:

EdgeRunner: They left off the final painting of that series, where the other turtles find him and realize his addiction to peyote mushroom pizzas has finally led to a full psychotic break.

/next up by the same artist:

Cinderella's glass slipper breaks, driving huge shards into her foot. Infection and gangrene quickly set in due to the general filthiness of the time period, and she dies raving and insane while suffering excruciating pain. Overwhelmed by guilt for helping her go to the ball in the first place, the mice voluntarily feed themselves to alley cats.

Casper the Friendly Ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters, and inside the containment unit he becomes the abused prison b*tch of a thousand nastier spirits.

He-Man finally realizing that a skeleton can't walk or talk, and the entire time he thought he was battling Skeletor, he was actually holed up in a seedy motel with the badly-taxidermied body of the twin brother he had accidentally stabbed to death during a sword practice session. The trauma split He-Man's personality, causing him to alternate between his sissy normal self, an idealized hero self, and a dastardly villain self, the last of which ends up knifing She-Ra in the shower, drowning Orko in a port-a-potty, and sodomizing Beast Man with Ram Man.


Go on....
2013-08-12 11:56:51 AM
1 votes:
Don't listen to the naysayers, these are great pics, and great art that convey the intense emotions they set out to.

The Leonardo one is by far the most effective one,  though, made especially so if you know the context of the characters.  Leonardo would not just be grieving for his lost brothers, but he would be invariably blaming himself, and hard, for not being a stronger fighter/better leader in order to save them.
2013-08-12 11:34:33 AM
1 votes:
That was worthy if a big ol' "meh".
2013-08-12 11:11:47 AM
1 votes:

nitefallz: Wade_Wilson: Orgasmatron138: Weatherkiss: For some reason I thought maybe some ninja turtle actor died... then I had to wonder what other ninja turtle actors died to make only one actor left.

... then I realized I needed more coffee and that subby is a douchebag.

Wasn't Corey Haim a ninja turtle?

Feldman. He voiced Donatello in the first movie and the one we don't talk about.

And the third one?


There is no third turtle movie, regardless of what Google tells you.
2013-08-12 10:39:47 AM
1 votes:
www.toonopedia.com

Kill em all.
2013-08-12 10:34:14 AM
1 votes:
Reganomics!
2013-08-12 10:25:08 AM
1 votes:

Burr: Burr: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.

Yeah, I was actually surprised at how well it is, and less campy then the original.

I do miss the Technodrome though.

Also, they made Splinter more badass in this version I think.


I love any show that's episodic, yet remembers everything that has happened in the past. Not that regular if you look around.
2013-08-12 10:11:32 AM
1 votes:

RassilonsExWife: shiat like this cheers me up so much. Just about the time I start to think that I'm the most pathetic POS on the planet, I see things like this and hear people enthuse over them.

And suddenly, I feel much better knowing that other people are way higher pathetic scale than me.


Fun. Parties. You.
2013-08-12 10:07:58 AM
1 votes:
shiat like this cheers me up so much. Just about the time I start to think that I'm the most pathetic POS on the planet, I see things like this and hear people enthuse over them.

And suddenly, I feel much better knowing that other people are way higher pathetic scale than me.
2013-08-12 09:54:37 AM
1 votes:
"Hullo! I enjoy drawring sad beat up turtles hunched over! Sometimes I also draw miserable cats staring at their feet or traumatised monkeys in fetal position. But mostly I like the defeated turtles."
2013-08-12 09:51:00 AM
1 votes:
achewood.com
/hot
//The Donatello one is pretty awesome
2013-08-12 09:46:30 AM
1 votes:
So, grimdark fanart is 'news' now?
2013-08-12 09:45:41 AM
1 votes:
For some reason I thought maybe some ninja turtle actor died... then I had to wonder what other ninja turtle actors died to make only one actor left.

... then I realized I needed more coffee and that subby is a douchebag.
2013-08-12 09:36:38 AM
1 votes:

Mangoose: The saddest thing I saw today was someone referring to those pictures as the saddest thing I'll see today.


Oh come on! How can you look at a drawing depicting a fictional character mourning the death of other fictional characters and not be moved?
 
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