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2013-08-12 10:37:43 AM
well that was lame
 
2013-08-12 10:38:38 AM

Burr: The only outcome is Leo is left standing.


Leo's always been the coolest. *swoon*
 
2013-08-12 10:39:47 AM
www.toonopedia.com

Kill em all.
 
2013-08-12 10:40:49 AM

Captain Meatsack: Got the graphic novels way back when.
The turtles I grew up with all wore red bandannas.
I could tell them apart just fine.
I was actually offended that the show thought kids were that
stupid that they needed to make the bandannas different colors.
And Baxter was black...

\No lawn in the city.


Good news sir. 2012 Baxter Stockman:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-12 10:41:40 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Let's be serious for a minute here. There's no way Donatello or Raphael could possibly be the last men standing. They'd be the first two dead in any fight.


Um, i say no to Raphael - he'd either be the first to go or the last one standing.  Only non good aligned turtle and has anger issues to boot.....
 
2013-08-12 10:53:04 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Captain Meatsack: Got the graphic novels way back when.
The turtles I grew up with all wore red bandannas.
I could tell them apart just fine.
I was actually offended that the show thought kids were that
stupid that they needed to make the bandannas different colors.
And Baxter was black...

\No lawn in the city.

Good news sir. 2012 Baxter Stockman:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 624x352]


I'm just waiting for the inevitable at this point....
 
2013-08-12 10:53:25 AM
How come Leo or Raph never cut or stab anyone with there weapon?
 
2013-08-12 10:56:11 AM

MtnByker: How come Leo or Raph never cut or stab anyone with there weapon?


Leonardo, because he has a proper system of morals.

Raphael, because his weapon is purely defensive and has no cutting edges.
 
2013-08-12 11:00:44 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: MtnByker: How come Leo or Raph never cut or stab anyone with there weapon?

Leonardo, because he has a proper system of morals.

Raphael, because his weapon is purely defensive and has no cutting edges.


He cut robots all the time though!
 
2013-08-12 11:02:55 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.


Have to completely agree. Watch it with my son and I like the plot and scripts as much as he does. Hell, even the wife likes to watch it, which is a real curveball. It's a great show.
 
2013-08-12 11:03:46 AM
i.imgur.com
/sad in more than one sense of the word
 
2013-08-12 11:04:33 AM

robertus: [achewood.com image 485x484]
/hot
//The Donatello one is pretty awesome


www.qwantz.com
 
2013-08-12 11:11:47 AM

nitefallz: Wade_Wilson: Orgasmatron138: Weatherkiss: For some reason I thought maybe some ninja turtle actor died... then I had to wonder what other ninja turtle actors died to make only one actor left.

... then I realized I needed more coffee and that subby is a douchebag.

Wasn't Corey Haim a ninja turtle?

Feldman. He voiced Donatello in the first movie and the one we don't talk about.

And the third one?


There is no third turtle movie, regardless of what Google tells you.
 
2013-08-12 11:15:53 AM

listernine: nitefallz: Wade_Wilson: Orgasmatron138: Weatherkiss: For some reason I thought maybe some ninja turtle actor died... then I had to wonder what other ninja turtle actors died to make only one actor left.

... then I realized I needed more coffee and that subby is a douchebag.

Wasn't Corey Haim a ninja turtle?

Feldman. He voiced Donatello in the first movie and the one we don't talk about.

And the third one?

There is no third turtle movie, regardless of what Google tells you.


A little too Ralph should be accepted in canon though
 
2013-08-12 11:19:32 AM

Ivo Shandor: [i.imgur.com image 600x379]
/sad in more than one sense of the word


How the HELL did his/her ass wind up on top????
 
2013-08-12 11:26:26 AM

Captain Meatsack: Got the graphic novels way back when.
The turtles I grew up with all wore red bandannas.
I could tell them apart just fine.
I was actually offended that the show thought kids were that
stupid that they needed to make the bandannas different colors.
And Baxter was black...

\No lawn in the city.


there were NO colours!
 
2013-08-12 11:30:40 AM
Emo Ninja Turtles... Do they cut themselves?
 
2013-08-12 11:31:20 AM
Go ninja go ninja go!
 
2013-08-12 11:32:09 AM

yves0010: The other two could just be Mikie getting the wrong pizza or Raph feeling the pain after being told off for being a jerk being beaten but all the Turtles made it out.

 
2013-08-12 11:32:41 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Captain Meatsack: Got the graphic novels way back when.
The turtles I grew up with all wore red bandannas.
I could tell them apart just fine.
I was actually offended that the show thought kids were that
stupid that they needed to make the bandannas different colors.
And Baxter was black...

\No lawn in the city.

Good news sir. 2012 Baxter Stockman:


Hey, it's that Dexter Lackman guy!
 
2013-08-12 11:32:44 AM

thecpt: A little too Ralph should be accepted in canon though


Wasn't that in the 2nd one?
 
2013-08-12 11:34:33 AM
That was worthy if a big ol' "meh".
 
2013-08-12 11:39:03 AM
Meh, I'm done with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. For me, it's all about Geriatric Telekinetic Pirate Lemurs.

/was probably a bigger fan than all of you as a little kid, can't figure out why anyone older than 17 still gives a shiat
 
2013-08-12 11:39:58 AM

Ivo Shandor: [i.imgur.com image 600x379]
/sad in more than one sense of the word


Is that real? Is there a story behind this? There has to be a story behind this..
 
2013-08-12 11:41:19 AM

Elandriel: thecpt: A little too Ralph should be accepted in canon though

Wasn't that in the 2nd one?


Hot damn you're right. My bad, and also fark auto correct for making it Ralph.

Imagining wigam in the turtles now
 
2013-08-12 11:44:45 AM
At least the artist got the "last remaining" character right.
 
2013-08-12 11:50:10 AM
They left off the final painting of that series, where the other turtles find him and realize his addiction to peyote mushroom pizzas has finally led to a full psychotic break.

/next up by the same artist:

Cinderella's glass slipper breaks, driving huge shards into her foot. Infection and gangrene quickly set in due to the general filthiness of the time period, and she dies raving and insane while suffering excruciating pain. Overwhelmed by guilt for helping her go to the ball in the first place, the mice voluntarily feed themselves to alley cats.

Casper the Friendly Ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters, and inside the containment unit he becomes the abused prison b*tch of a thousand nastier spirits.

He-Man finally realizing that a skeleton can't walk or talk, and the entire time he thought he was battling Skeletor, he was actually holed up in a seedy motel with the badly-taxidermied body of the twin brother he had accidentally stabbed to death during a sword practice session. The trauma split He-Man's personality, causing him to alternate between his sissy normal self, an idealized hero self, and a dastardly villain self, the last of which ends up knifing She-Ra in the shower, drowning Orko in a port-a-potty, and sodomizing Beast Man with Ram Man.
 
2013-08-12 11:50:53 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:



Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.


Agreed. I would've gone with a better animation style that more closely resembles the 80's cartoon, but otherwise a hugely underrated flick.
 
2013-08-12 11:56:51 AM
Don't listen to the naysayers, these are great pics, and great art that convey the intense emotions they set out to.

The Leonardo one is by far the most effective one,  though, made especially so if you know the context of the characters.  Leonardo would not just be grieving for his lost brothers, but he would be invariably blaming himself, and hard, for not being a stronger fighter/better leader in order to save them.
 
2013-08-12 12:06:00 PM

Dhusk: Don't listen to the naysayers, these are great pics, and great art that convey the intense emotions they set out to.

The Leonardo one is by far the most effective one,  though, made especially so if you know the context of the characters.  Leonardo would not just be grieving for his lost brothers, but he would be invariably blaming himself, and hard, for not being a stronger fighter/better leader in order to save them.


I never thought about it like that, but he really does seem to get off on his self-martyred responsible leader role.
 
2013-08-12 12:08:59 PM

The Banana Thug: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.

Agreed. I would've gone with a better animation style that more closely resembles the 80's cartoon, but otherwise a hugely underrated flick.


He's not referring to the TMNT movie. He's talking about the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles regular series that's on now.

I have a lot of love for the TMNT CGI movie. It's extremely cinematic and for the first time they get to really seem like ninja.
But our friend there is lauding the new cartoon, which is actually quite awesome. Everything is better developed than we remember. They made April a kid, but it works just fine.

Dhusk: The Leonardo one is by far the most effective one, though, made especially so if you know the context of the characters. Leonardo would not just be grieving for his lost brothers, but he would be invariably blaming himself, and hard, for not being a stronger fighter/better leader in order to save them.


You're absolutely right. It would crush Leonardo. And depending on how much Japanese culture their father passed on to them, I wouldn't find it hard to believe that Leo would commit ritual suicide over it.
 
2013-08-12 12:17:10 PM

EdgeRunner: Cinderella's glass slipper breaks, driving huge shards into her foot. Infection and gangrene quickly set in due to the general filthiness of the time period, and she dies raving and insane while suffering excruciating pain. Overwhelmed by guilt for helping her go to the ball in the first place, the mice voluntarily feed themselves to alley cats.


I would read the living shiat out of that.
 
2013-08-12 12:21:51 PM
Ninja please.
 
2013-08-12 12:26:32 PM
PIP_the_TROLL:
You're absolutely right. It would crush Leonardo. And depending on how much Japanese culture their father passed on to them, I wouldn't find it hard to believe that Leo would commit ritual suicide over it.

His shell's plastron would make that really difficult though... it would require a tremendous amount of strength and willpower.
 
2013-08-12 12:30:28 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.


For sure.  I was about 10 when the old cartoon was on and it used to piss me off with the tameness and the "look, Shredder's getting away!" crap.  And now I'm a guy in his mid-30s enjoying a new Turtles show on Nickelodeon.  Sigh.

On and I did notice the voice of the new Donatello is the same voice as the old Raphael.  Because it was usually him that went "Shredder's getting away" at the end of the show.
 
2013-08-12 12:31:48 PM

EdgeRunner: They left off the final painting of that series, where the other turtles find him and realize his addiction to peyote mushroom pizzas has finally led to a full psychotic break.

/next up by the same artist:

Cinderella's glass slipper breaks, driving huge shards into her foot. Infection and gangrene quickly set in due to the general filthiness of the time period, and she dies raving and insane while suffering excruciating pain. Overwhelmed by guilt for helping her go to the ball in the first place, the mice voluntarily feed themselves to alley cats.

Casper the Friendly Ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters, and inside the containment unit he becomes the abused prison b*tch of a thousand nastier spirits.

He-Man finally realizing that a skeleton can't walk or talk, and the entire time he thought he was battling Skeletor, he was actually holed up in a seedy motel with the badly-taxidermied body of the twin brother he had accidentally stabbed to death during a sword practice session. The trauma split He-Man's personality, causing him to alternate between his sissy normal self, an idealized hero self, and a dastardly villain self, the last of which ends up knifing She-Ra in the shower, drowning Orko in a port-a-potty, and sodomizing Beast Man with Ram Man.


Go on....
 
2013-08-12 12:33:08 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: The Banana Thug: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and this:

Is solid as hell. Actually, I think I like it better then even the old 80's version.

Agreed. I would've gone with a better animation style that more closely resembles the 80's cartoon, but otherwise a hugely underrated flick.

He's not referring to the TMNT movie. He's talking about the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles regular series that's on now.

I have a lot of love for the TMNT CGI movie. It's extremely cinematic and for the first time they get to really seem like ninja.
But our friend there is lauding the new cartoon, which is actually quite awesome. Everything is better developed than we remember. They made April a kid, but it works just fine.

Dhusk: The Leonardo one is by far the most effective one, though, made especially so if you know the context of the characters. Leonardo would not just be grieving for his lost brothers, but he would be invariably blaming himself, and hard, for not being a stronger fighter/better leader in order to save them.

You're absolutely right. It would crush Leonardo. And depending on how much Japanese culture their father passed on to them, I wouldn't find it hard to believe that Leo would commit ritual suicide over it.



I agree, I love the movie and the new TV series (the fight scenes were awesome in both, notably turtles vs shred and splinter vs shred in the series and leo v raph in the movie).

The Donnie/April thing really creeps me out though as a huge Don fan.
 
2013-08-12 12:37:59 PM

EdgeRunner: /next up by the same artist:

Casper the Friendly Ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters, and inside the containment unit he becomes the abused prison b*tch of a thousand nastier spirits.


Great... now I need a replacement keyboard.

\Remember: Don't Drink and Fark simultaneously!
 
2013-08-12 12:45:51 PM
Have you ever seen a turtle break down?
Crying and sighing cause his friends are in the ground


Ninja, Ninja death...
 
2013-08-12 12:46:33 PM
I prefer my turtles to all wear red. This color-coded shiat is from the crappy cartoon.

And a better image would be all of the turtles dead, with Usagi Yojimbo standing over their corpses.
 
2013-08-12 12:47:24 PM

thecpt: listernine: nitefallz: Wade_Wilson: Orgasmatron138: Weatherkiss: For some reason I thought maybe some ninja turtle actor died... then I had to wonder what other ninja turtle actors died to make only one actor left.

... then I realized I needed more coffee and that subby is a douchebag.

Wasn't Corey Haim a ninja turtle?

Feldman. He voiced Donatello in the first movie and the one we don't talk about.

And the third one?

There is no third turtle movie, regardless of what Google tells you.

A little too Ralph should be accepted in canon though


That's from 2. We're good.
 
2013-08-12 12:48:27 PM

EdgeRunner: They left off the final painting of that series, where the other turtles find him and realize his addiction to peyote mushroom pizzas has finally led to a full psychotic break.

/next up by the same artist:

Cinderella's glass slipper breaks, driving huge shards into her foot. Infection and gangrene quickly set in due to the general filthiness of the time period, and she dies raving and insane while suffering excruciating pain. Overwhelmed by guilt for helping her go to the ball in the first place, the mice voluntarily feed themselves to alley cats.

Casper the Friendly Ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters, and inside the containment unit he becomes the abused prison b*tch of a thousand nastier spirits.

He-Man finally realizing that a skeleton can't walk or talk, and the entire time he thought he was battling Skeletor, he was actually holed up in a seedy motel with the badly-taxidermied body of the twin brother he had accidentally stabbed to death during a sword practice session. The trauma split He-Man's personality, causing him to alternate between his sissy normal self, an idealized hero self, and a dastardly villain self, the last of which ends up knifing She-Ra in the shower, drowning Orko in a port-a-potty, and sodomizing Beast Man with Ram Man.


That..........that was awesome.
 
2013-08-12 12:51:05 PM

browntimmy: /was probably a bigger fan than all of you as a little kid, can't figure out why anyone older than 17 still gives a shiat


I am old enough to remember seeing a TMNT comic book before they came out big and thought "who would buy this crap?".   Yet when came out, I saw the first series, the movies and had all four Turtle figures.  I only keep up with them now because I have a 12 yro who likes the new series.  Me, I am starting to sound like an old man because they changed the background story.

/stop changing the background story just so you can add characters
// The latest series now has Splinter's daughter who hates him and Krane is now a whole alien race of talking brains.
 
2013-08-12 12:51:06 PM
The new cartoon...

At first i was a little put off by the idea of a CGI series, but the CGI allows them to more easily make the turtles physically distinguishable.

Best part of the show though is the characterization of the four turtles.  Out of all of the series/movies/comics, this is the one time where I'd be perfectly happy just watching the four of them interact for the full half hour.

Also, "Space Heroes" needs it's own show :)
 
2013-08-12 12:52:13 PM

thecpt: Elandriel: thecpt: A little too Ralph should be accepted in canon though

Wasn't that in the 2nd one?

Hot damn you're right. My bad, and also fark auto correct for making it Ralph.

Imagining wigam in the turtles now


Don't worry, they have that covered

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-12 12:53:00 PM

Galvatron Zero: The new cartoon...

At first i was a little put off by the idea of a CGI series, but the CGI allows them to more easily make the turtles physically distinguishable.

Best part of the show though is the characterization of the four turtles.  Out of all of the series/movies/comics, this is the one time where I'd be perfectly happy just watching the four of them interact for the full half hour.

Also, "Space Heroes" needs it's own show :)


Raph owning a pet turtle = pure win.
 
2013-08-12 12:54:20 PM

Burr: Go ninja go ninja go!


You should feel terrible about yourself.
 
2013-08-12 12:59:56 PM

darwinpolice: Burr: Go ninja go ninja go!

You should feel terrible about yourself.


In the half-shell, they're the heroes four. In this day and age, who can ask for more?

/why yes, I might remember every word of that song
//why do you ask?
 
2013-08-12 01:02:17 PM

Galvatron Zero: The new cartoon...

At first i was a little put off by the idea of a CGI series, but the CGI allows them to more easily make the turtles physically distinguishable.

Best part of the show though is the characterization of the four turtles.  Out of all of the series/movies/comics, this is the one time where I'd be perfectly happy just watching the four of them interact for the full half hour.

Also, "Space Heroes" needs it's own show :)


My son likes the new Raph. My wife likes the new Mikey. I kinda like the new Raph best, myself.
 
2013-08-12 01:08:13 PM

FunkyBlue: My son likes the new Raph. My wife likes the new Mikey.


I'm an unabashed Leo fanboy, but i have to say I really like the new Mikey. The freckles really add to him.

He's very distinctly the baby brother.
 
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