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(Daily Mail)   Growth rates show the economy in declin...OMG KATE MOSS IS NO LONGER A STICK   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 40
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2013-08-12 09:25:21 AM  
I still want to do lines of blow off of her belly. (With less of a flat surface, more of the blow might slide off -though)
 
2013-08-12 09:35:37 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I still want to do lines of blow off of her belly. (With less of a flat surface, more of the blow might slide off -though)


More surface area means you can fit more lines of coke on her
 
2013-08-12 09:38:46 AM  
Curves are cool, but when there is no ass or tittays attached to those curves you have unpleasant.
 
2013-08-12 09:39:03 AM  
Fail? So she's criticized either way?
 
2013-08-12 09:54:06 AM  

edmo: Fail? So she's criticized either way?


Fail is for a "news" article that a 40 year old woman is no longer rail thin.
 
2013-08-12 09:54:37 AM  
She looks like a beached whale!
 
2013-08-12 09:56:37 AM  
Considering she was always known for her face...
 
2013-08-12 09:58:45 AM  
And still has no ass or rack. What a shame.
 
2013-08-12 10:00:16 AM  
She looks like a potato with toothpicks for limbs.
 
2013-08-12 10:00:34 AM  
Wow...she has no ass...I mean it's negative ass.

She owes all of us ass.

/giggity
 
2013-08-12 10:01:09 AM  

Gotfire: Curves are cool, but when there is no ass or tittays attached to those curves you have unpleasant.


A fat stick is a log, apparently.

I also now kind of appreciate those less-than-flattering pictures of Christina Hendricks.
 
2013-08-12 10:04:00 AM  
Her body shape is rectangle, not hourglass. That's all.
 
2013-08-12 10:05:27 AM  
Eww. Normally fat chicks are supposed to have tits.
 
2013-08-12 10:30:41 AM  
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2013-08-12 10:35:20 AM  
Wow, you mean she looks like a woman now?  Who would have thunk it?

Oh, and fark you, daily fail, for implying that she achieved a normal-weight by cigarettes and booze.  You know, she might have just actually eaten something instead.
 
2013-08-12 10:35:37 AM  

Gotfire: Curves are cool, but when there is no ass or tittays attached to those curves you have unpleasant.


QFT.
 
2013-08-12 10:39:21 AM  
"Curves" mean hourglass figure, not a gut. Despite what feminists say
 
2013-08-12 10:48:39 AM  

bborchar: Oh, and fark you, daily fail, for implying that she achieved a normal-weight by cigarettes and booze. You know, she might have just actually eaten something instead.


First thing I thought.  "Parties" and cigarettes tend to keep the weight OFF, is my understanding.
 
2013-08-12 10:48:45 AM  

FunkOut: Considering she was always known for her face...


I always thought her face was kind of weird.
 
2013-08-12 10:50:59 AM  
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2013-08-12 11:09:53 AM  
The boobs must protrude past the belly. Sorry, Kate, you don't have a lot of margin for error.
 
2013-08-12 11:12:11 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Since when do supermodels get tramp stamps?
 
2013-08-12 11:14:15 AM  

machoprogrammer: "Curves" mean hourglass figure, not a gut. Despite what feminists say


When you say feminists do that, you mean heavy women who think any woman lighter than them isn't a real woman because only fat women are what women should look like. They're not feminists, they're just angry and jealous.
 
2013-08-12 11:14:59 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x871]
Since when do supermodels get tramp stamps?


That's a frog trying to escape.
 
2013-08-12 11:17:31 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x871]
Since when do supermodels get tramp stamps?


www.thekatemossartgallery.com

Had them for a while i think.
 
2013-08-12 11:18:38 AM  
flatso
 
2013-08-12 11:24:33 AM  
What a fat pig.
 
2013-08-12 11:40:32 AM  
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For those of you who are still on the fence.
 
2013-08-12 11:49:27 AM  

Gotfire: [i44.tinypic.com image 306x871][blogs.sfweekly.com image 555x871]
For those of you who are still on the fence.


I heard Steven Tyler has a huge cock. He must be a grower.
 
2013-08-12 11:55:31 AM  
 
2013-08-12 12:07:21 PM  

edmo: Fail? So she's criticized either way?


I think the problem is that she's one of those girls who was skinny from not eating rather than skinny from exercising.  I would say that in their heyday, kate moss and gabrielle reese had similar height and were equally slim, though gabrielle probably weighed a lot more (more muscle mass).  Nobody ever criticized gabrielle reese for being too skinny though, whereas in her heyday, kate moss looked borderline anorexic if not downright anorexic.  I haven't seen gabrielle reese lately, but I'm betting you that if she's gained 30 lbs, that weight looks better on her than it does on somebody with no muscle mass to provide a nice shape to her bottom or even breasts (pecs).
 
2013-08-12 12:11:38 PM  

rga184: edmo: Fail? So she's criticized either way?

I think the problem is that she's one of those girls who was skinny from not eating rather than skinny from exercising.  I would say that in their heyday, kate moss and gabrielle reese had similar height and were equally slim, though gabrielle probably weighed a lot more (more muscle mass).  Nobody ever criticized gabrielle reese for being too skinny though, whereas in her heyday, kate moss looked borderline anorexic if not downright anorexic.  I haven't seen gabrielle reese lately, but I'm betting you that if she's gained 30 lbs, that weight looks better on her than it does on somebody with no muscle mass to provide a nice shape to her bottom or even breasts (pecs).


never mind, I just looked up pictures of gabrielle reese and she still looks great after having kids.  I guess if you're skinny-fit you don't get flabby guts like kate moss does.
 
2013-08-12 12:37:50 PM  
Does she still have those hot, bucky front teeth?

/Oh, yeah......
 
2013-08-12 12:58:57 PM  
To be fair, she might look a lot more curvy and thinner if she would actually wear a bathing suit that fit her and flattered her.  For instance, that top is way too small, and she really should not be wearing strapless.  It's cutting INTO her boobs, making them look smaller than they are.  She a size up and some straps on that thing.
 
2013-08-12 01:12:37 PM  
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2013-08-12 02:00:55 PM  
Unimpressed:

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2013-08-12 04:55:56 PM  

FunkOut: machoprogrammer: "Curves" mean hourglass figure, not a gut. Despite what feminists say

When you say feminists do that, you mean heavy women who think any woman lighter than them isn't a real woman because only fat women are what women should look like. They're not feminists, they're just angry and jealous.


And of course there's the flip side of that coin, where self-loathing bulimics will rant and rave against any female who doesn't look like a boy, using terms like 'obese' and 'whale' to refer to women that are even in the lower range of the healthy body-fat percentage.

/If this is their idea of unhealthy, DM needs to start screening its writers for body dysmorphic disorders. Kate Moss may no longer look like a "model", but if she ever had a weight problem it was in her waif days. Now she just looks like a 40-year-old woman in the mid-range of normal body-fat percentage for someone of her age and gender.
 
2013-08-12 05:01:18 PM  
She's like a really curvy pencil.....
 
2013-08-12 05:01:51 PM  

rga184: edmo: Fail? So she's criticized either way?

I think the problem is that she's one of those girls who was skinny from not eating rather than skinny from exercising.  I would say that in their heyday, kate moss and gabrielle reese had similar height and were equally slim, though gabrielle probably weighed a lot more (more muscle mass).


Uhh, no. Gabrielle Reese (6' 3") is almost a foot taller than Kate Moss (5' 5").
 
2013-08-12 10:59:20 PM  

Gotfire: [i44.tinypic.com image 306x871][blogs.sfweekly.com image 555x871]
For those of you who are still on the fence.


Is that Julia Roberts on the right?
 
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