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(Huffington Post)   Bernard Madoff was in a love triangle with a former employee. Which is no surprise since without triangles you can't make a pyramid   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Bernie Madoff, U.S., Preet Bharara, Bharara, George Perez  
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2013-08-12 09:18:00 AM  
2 votes:

Mercutio74: Ok, if no one else is going to do it, I will.  Madoff ran a Ponzi scam not a pyramid scheme.

You leave Henry Winkler outta this.
2013-08-12 08:53:58 AM  
2 votes:
He farked a lot more people than that.
2013-08-12 03:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
How is that a triangle? Don't triangles require three points, each connected to each of the other two? Unless Bernie and this employee were also both farking a third person, it's not a triangle, just a wedge or something. A "V"? Something. But not a triangle.

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The base is a square, and the sides are...?


2013-08-12 11:49:25 AM  
1 vote:
Full Pyramid.
2013-08-12 10:31:41 AM  
1 vote:

varmitydog: [ image 172x258][ image 474x329]
Madoff's former mistress, Sheryl Weinstein.
A married woman, she lost all her family's money to his scam.

Damn double farked her. What did he do when they were done? Poop on the floor and wipe his butt with her curtins?

I think in the grand scheme of things adultery aint the worst thing he has done.
2013-08-12 10:17:49 AM  
1 vote:
Madoff's former mistress, Sheryl Weinstein.
A married woman, she lost all her family's money to his scam.
2013-08-12 09:57:00 AM  
1 vote:

2013-08-12 08:42:26 AM  
1 vote:
Was it bizarre?
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