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(Daily Mail)   Daily Mail resident grumpy fashionista Liz Jones tries six fall fashion trends, hates them all except for the faux punk outfit   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-08-12 08:25:17 AM  
This is cute, but I've always had a bit of a retro fetish.

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2013-08-12 09:18:55 AM  
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2013-08-12 09:47:13 AM  
I'll never understand fashion.  Especially high fashion.
 
2013-08-12 09:50:10 AM  

stuhayes2010: Especially high fashion.


They give you a hint.
 
2013-08-12 09:50:43 AM  

stuhayes2010: I'll never understand fashion.  Especially high fashion.


They'll never come up with anything more comfortable or useful than cargo pants, tshirt, and hoodie.
 
2013-08-12 09:53:26 AM  
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I work for Liz Jones! LIZ JONES!
 
2013-08-12 09:59:35 AM  
Ah Liz Jones, the famously unhinged professional troll.
 
2013-08-12 10:05:52 AM  
Honey, if you have stress fat on your stomach, you're too old to be fashionable.

/Be attractive
// don't be unattractive.
 
2013-08-12 10:09:21 AM  

stuhayes2010: I'll never understand fashion.  Especially high fashion.


Why are you trying to understand something that is highly subjective?  Fashionistas are a plague on mankind.
 
2013-08-12 10:13:51 AM  

rubi_con_man: Honey, if you have stress fat on your stomach, you're too old to be fashionable.

/Be attractive
// don't be unattractive.


What on earth is stress fat?
 
2013-08-12 10:44:26 AM  

FunkOut: rubi_con_man: Honey, if you have stress fat on your stomach, you're too old to be fashionable.

/Be attractive
// don't be unattractive.

What on earth is stress fat?


It's what women call fat. when they don't think of themselves as fat.

/hint: All fat should be called EATING FAT
// also : I am fat.
 
2013-08-12 11:07:51 AM  

rubi_con_man: FunkOut: rubi_con_man: Honey, if you have stress fat on your stomach, you're too old to be fashionable.

/Be attractive
// don't be unattractive.

What on earth is stress fat?

It's what women call fat. when they don't think of themselves as fat.

/hint: All fat should be called EATING FAT
// also : I am fat.


Never used the term, never heard of it. Stress makes me lose my appetite and break things.
 
2013-08-12 11:41:51 AM  

jayhawk88: I work for Liz Jones! LIZ JONES!


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2013-08-12 11:44:25 AM  
How I would love a return to clothing that fastened around one's waist, like that skirt. Waists are so incredibly useful for keeping pants and skirts right where they should be, but they seem reviled these days. It's frustrating.
 
2013-08-12 11:46:21 AM  
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Yes, we must wear ALL the animal prints.
 
2013-08-12 11:54:51 AM  
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2013-08-12 11:55:48 AM  
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2013-08-12 11:59:44 AM  
Leopard print is barely above jorts for trash wear.
 
2013-08-12 12:30:01 PM  

Sybarite: This is cute, but I've always had a bit of a retro fetish.

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The three things she looked good in, she hated.  Good. Continue on your ugly binge, Liz.
 
2013-08-12 12:36:17 PM  
I remember reading her stories about her divorce (I think?) a while back, courtesy of fark of course, and all of her wailing and gnashing of teeth about what a terrible person her ex was and all I could think of was even if everything she said was true I wished I could buy that poor bastard a beer. What a shrill harpy.
 
2013-08-12 01:08:38 PM  
What is with the giant, balloon coat? I have been trying to find nice, double-breasted coats, and THAT is the new thing? Are we just secretly passing off fatty clothes as regular clothing now? Go back to Old Navy, biatch.
 
2013-08-12 01:24:37 PM  
At first I said bollocks, then I realized I'd shag her after wanking off to that brilliant set of knickers.

//do you realize how silly that sounds?
 
2013-08-12 03:36:42 PM  

Magook:


Edith!
 
2013-08-12 03:38:13 PM  
Fuzzy sweaters and brand new clothing are the last things I think of when the word "punk" comes up.
 
2013-08-12 03:39:58 PM  

coeyagi: At first I said bollocks, then I realized I'd shag her after wanking off to that brilliant set of knickers.

//do you realize how silly that sounds?


You sound 'Merican.
 
2013-08-12 03:49:39 PM  

Rwa2play: stuhayes2010: I'll never understand fashion.  Especially high fashion.

Why are you trying to understand something that is highly subjective?  Fashionistas are a plague on mankind.


Anyone else remember that Law & Order where Skoda makes the case that damn near every woman even tangentially involved with fashion gets interested/involved with fashion as a result of terrible daddy issues? As someone who used to work for an art school as an IT tech... I can confirm the daddy issues aspect of it. Never did figure out how to take advantage of said daddy issues and keep the job, not from being stabbed...
 
2013-08-12 04:07:47 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Rwa2play: stuhayes2010: I'll never understand fashion.  Especially high fashion.

Why are you trying to understand something that is highly subjective?  Fashionistas are a plague on mankind.

Anyone else remember that Law & Order where Skoda makes the case that damn near every woman even tangentially involved with fashion gets interested/involved with fashion as a result of terrible daddy issues? As someone who used to work for an art school as an IT tech... I can confirm the daddy issues aspect of it. Never did figure out how to take advantage of said daddy issues and keep the job, not from being stabbed...


Ok, what's the excuse for gay men?  The same?
 
2013-08-12 04:08:43 PM  

coeyagi: At first I said bollocks, then I realized I'd shag her after wanking off to that brilliant set of knickers.

//do you realize how silly that sounds?


Not really when they have the same reaction to our own slang.
 
2013-08-12 05:07:31 PM  
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But not a real punk outfit - that's cruel
 
2013-08-12 05:21:13 PM  

Rwa2play: Ok, what's the excuse for gay men?  The same?


I can't say I had as much experience/opportunity to say from personal experience, but given the interpersonal issues of the one gay dude who was bounced out of that program (and the school, eventually) it's not inconceivable.
 
2013-08-12 06:43:12 PM  

johnnygew: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x610]
But not a real punk outfit - that's cruel


If that's punk, then I must be Poly Styrene.
 
2013-08-13 12:20:08 AM  

Sybarite: This is cute, but I've always had a bit of a retro fetish.

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I liked that one, and the pink dress.
 
2013-08-13 11:09:59 AM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Rwa2play: Ok, what's the excuse for gay men?  The same?

I can't say I had as much experience/opportunity to say from personal experience, but given the interpersonal issues of the one gay dude who was bounced out of that program (and the school, eventually) it's not inconceivable.


I should say some gay men; there are some that are not that conscious about it or pretty much don't care.
 
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