If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   New device levels the proverbial playing field, allows women to pee while standing up   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
    More: Cool, Groupon, Pez, urinals  
•       •       •

9916 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2013 at 2:58 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



59 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-08-11 09:46:52 PM
Women can pee standing up without any fancy devices.  As long as they don't mind wet feet.
 
2013-08-11 09:50:44 PM

Bucky Katt: Women can pee standing up without any fancy devices.  As long as they don't mind wet feet.


I think some dude from Idaho could teach them about a wide stance.
 
2013-08-11 09:51:48 PM
Devices like this are invented about every other year.  And then are never heard of again.  Gee, I wonder why that (wh)iz?
 
2013-08-11 10:09:00 PM
Build a better coont funnel, and the world will beat a path to your door.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-08-11 10:17:17 PM
Yes, all women should carry a piss funnel in their purse just so they can learn to lift the farking toilet seat like men !
 
2013-08-11 10:55:51 PM
"levels the proverbial playing field" ???

Hell, it stands the damn thing on end!


/I patented the camouflage version
//For the ladies in service
///So they won't get shot in the foxhole
 
2013-08-12 02:11:03 AM
These things are old news to anybody who has been near a sex toy shop in the past ten years, at least.
 
2013-08-12 03:01:14 AM
released 3 years ago. been on fark 5 times since then. how the hell does it make it yet again?
 
2013-08-12 03:01:35 AM
Also old news to anyone that does a lot of camping.
 
2013-08-12 03:01:40 AM

Amos Quito: "levels the proverbial playing field" ???

Hell, it stands the damn thing on end!

/I patented the camouflage version
//For the ladies in service
///So they won't get shot in the foxhole


Squatting is no good anymore? Aren't you supposed to be low to the ground when your in a foxhole?
 
2013-08-12 03:02:32 AM
So WTF are you supposed to do with it when you're done?  Put the pissy-thing back in your purse?  Wash it in the sink without getting your ass kicked for getting piss in the sink?
 
2013-08-12 03:03:36 AM
....reviews on Amazon have been positive, with one customer gushing.....


Heh...I'll bet.
 
2013-08-12 03:03:52 AM

sharphead: Amos Quito: "levels the proverbial playing field" ???

Hell, it stands the damn thing on end!

/I patented the camouflage version
//For the ladies in service
///So they won't get shot in the foxhole

Squatting is no good anymore? Aren't you supposed to be low to the ground when your in a foxhole?


A foxhole is a foxhole, except when the joke is about an entirely different foxhole!
 
2013-08-12 03:04:14 AM
It just takes practice.

What women REALLY need if we want to pee standing up is quick-release crotches in our pants.

There's a reason that for so long women wore long skirts and no drawers. HINT: because then you can crouch to pee in relative modesty without a) having to find some kind of screen and b) without pissing on your garments.
 
2013-08-12 03:07:39 AM
new device

Is it a dick?
 
2013-08-12 03:09:46 AM
There are certain videos proving women can direct a stream of piss while standing up, but it splashes, so the real issue here is distance. Either increase the distance of the landing point from the feet/legs, or decrease the distance between the source and the ground/obstacle. I guess the device in the link means just means this doesn't have to be hands on.
 
2013-08-12 03:11:46 AM

NFA: Yes, all women should carry a piss funnel in their purse just so they can learn to lift the farking toilet seat like men !


As long as the put it down
 
2013-08-12 03:13:54 AM

UsikFark: There are certain videos


memeorama.com
 
2013-08-12 03:18:40 AM
Nothing I pee on would I also want to carry around with me all day.
 
2013-08-12 03:23:16 AM

DenisBergkamp: Nothing I pee on would I also want to carry around with me all day.


Well, I'm perfectly capable of walking, if you're too lazy to carry me.
 
2013-08-12 03:24:52 AM
Because if there's one thing women love, it's using men's restrooms.
 
2013-08-12 03:29:18 AM

MrEricSir: Because if there's one thing women love, it's using men's restrooms.


Cleaner than women's restrooms, if you can believe it.
 
2013-08-12 03:29:36 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: UsikFark: There are certain videos

[memeorama.com image 300x288]


Hey, the videos you're thinking of might not be a relevant example. I'm not advocating women enlist the services of multiple dwarfs just to pee.
 
2013-08-12 03:30:28 AM
Nobody ever heard of the lady-j?  This is old news by like 30 years
 
2013-08-12 03:32:09 AM

Vertdang: MrEricSir: Because if there's one thing women love, it's using men's restrooms.

Cleaner than women's restrooms, if you can believe it.


Less blood, less trash?
 
2013-08-12 03:32:37 AM
Years ago, I knew a talented woman that could pee her name in the sand.

I miss her.
 
2013-08-12 03:35:20 AM
Let me know when they can write their name in the snow.
 
2013-08-12 03:46:20 AM

jtown: So WTF are you supposed to do with it when you're done?  Put the pissy-thing back in your purse?  Wash it in the sink without getting your ass kicked for getting piss in the sink?


"Comes with vinyl pouch..."
 
2013-08-12 03:53:08 AM
Groupon is still around?
 
2013-08-12 04:01:02 AM
 
2013-08-12 04:04:19 AM

TV's Vinnie: Let me know when they can write their name in the snow.


No problem, just need someone to hold the stencil steady.
 
2013-08-12 04:05:14 AM
New? Huh, Subby spelled "old and busted" wrong again. These have been around for years now.
 
2013-08-12 04:07:25 AM
Invented around 1918, Patented 1922

Somehow keeps getting invented again every couple of years.
 
2013-08-12 04:10:29 AM

Vertdang: MrEricSir: Because if there's one thing women love, it's using men's restrooms.

Cleaner than women's restrooms, if you can believe it.


I will attest to this.

Women absolutely destroy their restroom.
 
2013-08-12 04:11:52 AM
http://www.moreinspiration.com/Image?file=bf41a042-796a-42d7-b0ed-002c dfb402fd.jpg&width=352&height=352

New invention my ass. It's a hollow handled medicine spoon.
 
2013-08-12 04:27:49 AM
Men:
i.imgur.com

Women:
i.imgur.com

Or at least, that's the best explanation I can come up with after doing electrical work in a women's restroom a few times.

/Piss, shiat, and blood everywhere. On the floors, on the walls, in the sinks, on the mirrors, even inside the farking light fixture.
//Seriously. Someone removed the light cover, shat on it, then put the cover back and squished the shiat up against the bulbs.
///And they complain when we leave the seat up. Bunch of hypocrites...
 
2013-08-12 06:45:54 AM
Looks like a clear case of patent infringement, the Shenis has been around for decades...
 
2013-08-12 06:55:23 AM
i.wanted.com
Does it look something like this?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-08-12 07:19:12 AM

xlbrooklyn: Devices like this are invented about every other year.  And then are never heard of again.  Gee, I wonder why that (wh)iz?


Seems, like, although I think it's more like every three years.
 
2013-08-12 08:04:49 AM
I stumbled across a website about 10 years ago that gave instructions on how a woman could pee standing up (directing the stream out in front of her) without any devices of any kind.
Took me about a week to master the technique, but TOTALLY worth the practice!
Now I don't have to "hover" in a gas station bathroom, and can whiz in the woods just as easily as a guy.
The devices are pretty damn stupid.
 
2013-08-12 08:08:44 AM

largedon: [i.wanted.com image 500x500]
Does it look something like this?

/DNRTFA


cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-08-12 08:10:35 AM
They will now know the joy of what I call "warming the seat up" for the next lady.
 
2013-08-12 08:32:53 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: These things are old news to anybody who has been near a sex toy shop in the past ten years, at least.


I used to walk past one regularly. Oddly enough, I remember La Funnel.
1938 patent
 
2013-08-12 09:00:08 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-12 10:22:56 AM
BLAST IT WITH PISS
 
2013-08-12 10:38:59 AM

dj_bigbird: Bucky Katt: Women can pee standing up without any fancy devices.  As long as they don't mind wet feet.

I think some dude from Idaho could teach them about a wide stance.


Got a golf joke for ya...
 
2013-08-12 11:11:49 AM
I think I remember the year I first heard about these new devices
 
2013-08-12 11:40:36 AM
dpgitr7uxxopj.cloudfront.net
 
2013-08-12 11:46:26 AM

TV's Vinnie: Let me know when they can write their name in the snow.


You can with the Freshette (I have) The tube is flexible and removable so you don't have to pull down your pants, which is a godsend when dogsledding in below 0 weather.
 
2013-08-12 12:02:10 PM

Vertdang: MrEricSir: Because if there's one thing women love, it's using men's restrooms.

Cleaner than women's restrooms, if you can believe it.


Hahaha, they're both bad in their own ways, but I'll take pubic hairs errywhere over having to guess if that's blood or ketchup.
 
Displayed 50 of 59 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report