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(SeattlePI)   Lakewood, Washington considers banning toy guns, because apparently the real gun problem has all been taken care of   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2013-08-11 06:45:24 PM  

stuffy: Just cover the world in bubble wrap, then everyones little snowflake will be safe.


I'm allergic to plastic.

FloydA: FloydA: Bravo Two:
Given your posting history, you wouldn't. You're one of those folks who seem to think government/laws fixes everything [and further hurr durr durr.]

Why do people even say idiotic s**t like this?  "Oh your won of those poeple whot fink bluh bluh bluh..."

Claiming that you know what someone else thinks doesn't do anything to refute the other person's point of view.  It only makes you look like an idiot.  Do you not realize this?  Are you unaware that when you claim to be able to read someone's mind, you automatically out yourself as a brainless nincompoop?

You DO NOT know what other people are thinking.  Ever.  So don't try to tell people what they think; it makes you look stupid.


Sorry for the rant, I just get pissed off by that.  Tell me what you think and I'll listen, but don't tell me what I think.


Perhaps they are telling you how your thoughts appear when they come out...
 
2013-08-11 06:52:42 PM  
ReverendJynxed:
Perhaps they are telling you how your thoughts appear when they come out...

I would be OK with someone saying that.
 
2013-08-11 07:26:21 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: But how am I supposed to get the most enjoyment out of my toy gun if I can't point it at another person and pretend I'm shooting them down?


Point it at yourself
 
2013-08-11 09:34:37 PM  

Fade2black: your cop hate just oozes "I was a douchebag once for NO REASON!"


They're not going to suck your dick.
 
2013-08-11 09:35:30 PM  

Wangiss: Half the dads in Lakewood are military.


What does that have to do with kids and toy guns?

/dad was military
//did not have toy guns growing up
///somehow managed to have a good childhood nonetheless
 
2013-08-11 10:26:34 PM  
I don't know why anybody would use a toy gun at all these days.

Not that they shouldn't or that people who own toy guns deserve to be arrested, but it seems like the odds of someone going into an overblown panic over it are too high.
 
2013-08-11 10:31:09 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: Half the dads in Lakewood are military.

What does that have to do with kids and toy guns?

/dad was military
//did not have toy guns growing up
///somehow managed to have a good childhood nonetheless


You're an outlier.
 
2013-08-11 10:44:18 PM  

Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: Half the dads in Lakewood are military.

What does that have to do with kids and toy guns?

/dad was military
//did not have toy guns growing up
///somehow managed to have a good childhood nonetheless

You're an outlier.


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
 
2013-08-11 10:55:17 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: Half the dads in Lakewood are military.

What does that have to do with kids and toy guns?

/dad was military
//did not have toy guns growing up
///somehow managed to have a good childhood nonetheless

You're an outlier.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


You think the average military kid doesn't play with toy guns?
 
2013-08-11 11:06:13 PM  

Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: Half the dads in Lakewood are military.

What does that have to do with kids and toy guns?

/dad was military
//did not have toy guns growing up
///somehow managed to have a good childhood nonetheless

You're an outlier.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

You think the average military kid doesn't play with toy guns?


You think the average military kid does?

I was the average military kid. I played with other average military kids on base.

My siblings and I didn't play with kids who had toy guns until dad was retired and we were out in the 'burbs.
 
2013-08-11 11:25:12 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: Half the dads in Lakewood are military.

What does that have to do with kids and toy guns?

/dad was military
//did not have toy guns growing up
///somehow managed to have a good childhood nonetheless

You're an outlier.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

You think the average military kid doesn't play with toy guns?

You think the average military kid does?

I was the average military kid. I played with other average military kids on base.

My siblings and I didn't play with kids who had toy guns until dad was retired and we were out in the 'burbs.


Oh, were you stationed in Japan?
 
2013-08-11 11:28:42 PM  

Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: The My Little Pony Killer: Wangiss: Half the dads in Lakewood are military.

What does that have to do with kids and toy guns?

/dad was military
//did not have toy guns growing up
///somehow managed to have a good childhood nonetheless

You're an outlier.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

You think the average military kid doesn't play with toy guns?

You think the average military kid does?

I was the average military kid. I played with other average military kids on base.

My siblings and I didn't play with kids who had toy guns until dad was retired and we were out in the 'burbs.

Oh, were you stationed in Japan?


Germany and various parts of the US.
 
2013-08-12 12:37:08 AM  
Really? A toy gun thread?

/OK, which one of you is on glue?
 
2013-08-12 05:21:30 AM  
Ban pu$$ies from voting. Problem solved.
 
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