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(The Consumerist)   Facebook post from customer: "Best pizza ever, thank you Domino's." Domino's response: "OMG, we are sooooo sorry to hear that"   (consumerist.com) divider line 124
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2013-08-12 07:36:46 AM
You know... it's not an expensive, higher end pizza, but Domino's has really really improved their pizza in the last couple of years. The last one I had a few months ago was really pretty good.
 
2013-08-12 07:37:02 AM
You should feel sorry if you think Domino's is the best pizza ever.
 
2013-08-12 07:38:46 AM
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You hardly touched your food, dear.
 
2013-08-12 07:38:50 AM
 'it's not an expensive, higher end pizza'
You need a better job or better taste.
 
2013-08-12 07:40:39 AM
All I can say is thank goodness I live in an area where I have AT LEAST two places that deliver pizza that are not chains.
 
2013-08-12 07:43:49 AM
I was more amused by the BoA twitter linked at the bottom of the article. I have an account with them and they blow balls. I'll be switching banks by Labor Day.
 
2013-08-12 07:44:23 AM
Oh, look! Another food snob thread on Fark.

I can't wait for the next beer one.
 
2013-08-12 07:47:06 AM
Heh heh.
A Domino's delivery driver killed a skateboarding kid in our neighborhood.
Good times, good times, right Domino's?
 
2013-08-12 07:52:13 AM

YodaBlues: You should feel sorry if you think Domino's is the best pizza ever.


You should feel sorry if you think Domino's is pizza.

FTFY
 
2013-08-12 07:52:48 AM
eat my pie!
 
2013-08-12 07:53:27 AM
What's sad is social media mangers are paid closed to six figures a year and the job usually requires an MBA
 
2013-08-12 07:54:46 AM
"We have fired Fred, our down on his luck gourmet chef.We can't have a pizza occasionally be awesome, because it hightens people's expectations from our usual standard of barely edible"
 
2013-08-12 07:55:00 AM
Look at all that cheese!

Domino's here in the UK seems to have a new policy of reducing the amount of cheese on their pizzas as much as they can without the customer noticing...
 
2013-08-12 07:56:43 AM
Wife and I had Dominos the other night. We were pleasantly surprised on how good it was.
 
2013-08-12 08:01:01 AM
It's better han Port O' Johns I mean Papa John's but not by much
 
2013-08-12 08:02:37 AM

doczoidberg: Oh, look! Another food snob thread on Fark.

I can't wait for the next beer one.


This..
 
2013-08-12 08:02:49 AM
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They cut it into a Pentagram and everything...
 
2013-08-12 08:03:47 AM
If a restaurant has more then 2 outlets, then their food sucks. These are the rules of Farksters.
 
2013-08-12 08:04:03 AM
This just in - taste is subjective, different people like different things. Just because YOU don't like something it doesn't mean it's bad.
 
2013-08-12 08:06:15 AM

YodaBlues: You should feel sorry if you think Domino's is the best pizza ever.


Oh I don't know about that, there have been times that I could have sworn Domino's (or any mass produced fast food) was the best food ever.

I know back in my younger days hitting Taco Bell at 2 o'clock in the mornings those tacos sure tasted like the best tacos ever

next morning...different story.
 
2013-08-12 08:14:25 AM
I farm my own wheat, and grind it into flour using a traditional windmill powering a grindstone. Then I slaughter only the choicest pigs I hand-fed over a period of years before slaughtering them for toppings. Combined with portabello mushrooms I gather in every spring in untouched woodlands nearby, and goat cheese made by an obscure family of mennonites three states away, I then back my pizza in a traditional brick oven using only the finest wood for fuel.

Only then do I eat pizza.

The rest of you don't know what good pizza is.
 
2013-08-12 08:15:16 AM
just got back from my first trip to New York City. In Times Square they had this awesome pizza place called Sabarros. it was super authentic. If anyone gets a chance to visit, I would check it out.
 
2013-08-12 08:16:05 AM
The other night a friend volunteered to order and pay for pizza so I happily accepted whatever they decided on, and it happened to be Domino's. Even while in that late night, post-drinking, ravenously hungry state I found it to be pretty unappetizing - it's just too much of an ooey-gooey, greasy mess for me!
 
2013-08-12 08:17:45 AM
I can understand how people can order chain pizza for a party. Papa Domino's Hut are like the Coors Light of pizza. May not be the best, but it is cheap.

There are a plethora of local pizza places in the area. And I can drive all the 3 blocks to get it, because I'm not a lazy schlub.
 
2013-08-12 08:18:41 AM

bangmaid: Sabarros


There's a place like that near me, but it's spelled a little different...
 
2013-08-12 08:19:07 AM

Paris1127: [a.imageshack.us image 531x643]
They cut it into a Pentagram and everything...


sweet!
 
2013-08-12 08:19:45 AM

Weatherkiss: I farm my own wheat, and grind it into flour using a traditional windmill powering a grindstone. Then I slaughter only the choicest pigs I hand-fed over a period of years before slaughtering them for toppings. Combined with portabello mushrooms I gather in every spring in untouched woodlands nearby, and goat cheese made by an obscure family of mennonites three states away, I then back my pizza in a traditional brick oven using only the finest wood for fuel.

Only then do I eat pizza.

The rest of you don't know what good pizza is.


You don't even own your own goats? What a conformist.
 
2013-08-12 08:19:53 AM

Solty Dog: I can drive all the 3 blocks to get it, because I'm not a lazy schlub.


You drive when you're only going 3 blocks and you're nota lazy schlub?
 
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2013-08-12 08:19:58 AM
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2013-08-12 08:25:32 AM
Dominos should take that poor bastard out to a real pizza place.
 
2013-08-12 08:25:48 AM

Weatherkiss: I farm my own wheat, and grind it into flour using a traditional windmill powering a grindstone. Then I slaughter only the choicest pigs I hand-fed over a period of years before slaughtering them for toppings. Combined with portabello mushrooms I gather in every spring in untouched woodlands nearby, and goat cheese made by an obscure family of mennonites three states away, I then back my pizza in a traditional brick oven using only the finest wood for fuel.

Only then do I eat pizza.

The rest of you don't know what good pizza is.


Pffffft.  You use goat cheese imported from three states away? Shame on you for not being a locavore.

I raise my own pigs as well, but I train them to hunt for truffles. I no longer eat portobello mushrooms, which used to be cool before you could get them at Kroger.  Now they're too mainstream.

And I make my own artisanal porcorino cheese from the milk of my pigs, in small batches like Gaia intended.
 
2013-08-12 08:26:24 AM
generic hater comment.
 
2013-08-12 08:27:05 AM

Weatherkiss: I then back my pizza in a traditional brick oven using only the finest wood for fuel.



I can back that pizza as well. Back it right up.
 
2013-08-12 08:29:36 AM

aevorea: I was more amused by the BoA twitter linked at the bottom of the article. I have an account with them and they blow balls. I'll be switching banks by Labor Day.


Find a credit union.
 
2013-08-12 08:32:26 AM

Weatherkiss: I farm my own wheat, and grind it into flour using a traditional windmill powering a grindstone. Then I slaughter only the choicest pigs I hand-fed over a period of years before slaughtering them for toppings. Combined with portabello mushrooms I gather in every spring in untouched woodlands nearby, and goat cheese made by an obscure family of mennonites three states away, I then back my pizza in a traditional brick oven using only the finest wood for fuel.

Only then do I eat pizza.

The rest of you don't know what good pizza is.


Yeah, but you still put canned sauce on it. I use sauce made from my own heirloom tomatoes that I personally bred though years of painstaking selection to be perfect "pizza tomatoes." Did I mention they only grow well in the soils of Times Square? I have to pay exorbitant rent in order to have my little patch there- $1,000,000 for a 2.3 s.f. plot. But it's worth it, man!
 
2013-08-12 08:33:35 AM

The Muthaship: Solty Dog: I can drive all the 3 blocks to get it, because I'm not a lazy schlub.

You drive when you're only going 3 blocks and you're nota lazy schlub?


I'm not going to carry hot pizza up a hill.
 
2013-08-12 08:36:41 AM
What the fark is up with this damned generation that EVERY thing has to be an absolute?  This is the best EVAR!  That is the best EVAR! Worst movie EVAR!!!!  EVAR!!

And what the hell, not amount of attention would be worth outing myself for thinking I thought Dominos is the best pizza EVAR!!  Not a pizza snob, will from time to time order from Dominos, but its kind of like the adage.."sometimes you just need to fark, not have sex, not make love, but just fark..."  Dominos is pizza for when you just want to fark.. or something... need coffee

//EVAR
//EVAR. EVAR!
 
2013-08-12 08:39:10 AM
Maybe the cooks sprinkled some cocaine on it
 
2013-08-12 08:40:18 AM
I have two local pizza places that have won national awards for their pizza and a third that has incredible bread sticks. I haven't ordered anything from the chains in years.
 
2013-08-12 08:40:21 AM

jpo2269: What the fark is up with this damned generation that EVERY thing has to be an absolute?  This is the best EVAR!  That is the best EVAR! Worst movie EVAR!!!!  EVAR!!

And what the hell, not amount of attention would be worth outing myself for thinking I thought Dominos is the best pizza EVAR!!  Not a pizza snob, will from time to time order from Dominos, but its kind of like the adage.."sometimes you just need to fark, not have sex, not make love, but just fark..."  Dominos is pizza for when you just want to fark.. or something... need coffee

//EVAR
//EVAR. EVAR!


Worst. Post. EVAR.
 
2013-08-12 08:59:04 AM

Copperbelly watersnake: I have two local pizza places that have won national awards for their pizza and a third that has incredible bread sticks. I haven't ordered anything from the chains in years.


Congratulations?
 
2013-08-12 09:08:34 AM
Sometimes Dominos has 50% off deals.  That's when you go get their pizza.

/the Wisconsin six cheese is pretty good
 
2013-08-12 09:10:33 AM

CMYK and PMS: If a restaurant has more then 2 outlets, then their food sucks. These are the rules of Farksters.


What a stupid, hipster standard. Multiple locations does not mean food sucks.

The fact that domino's (and their ilk) make a shiatty product (hint: you shouldn't have more HFCS in your sauce than tomatoes, cheese should contain cheese, and proper seasoning is needed) and have all their products frozen and delivered to their storefronts to be thawed, assembled, warmed, and sold means their 'food' sucks.
 
2013-08-12 09:13:35 AM

bangmaid: just got back from my first trip to New York City. In Times Square they had this awesome pizza place called Sabarros. it was super authentic. If anyone gets a chance to visit, I would check it out.


HA! I did this. I grew up in a small town, and had never heard of a Sbarros. Took a high school trip to New York and ate there. We all came back talking about the AWESOME pizza they have out there.
 
2013-08-12 09:15:22 AM

Copperbelly watersnake: I have two local pizza places that have won national awards for their pizza and a third that has incredible bread sticks. I haven't ordered anything from the chains in years.


You must live where I live. All the local pizza joints around this area are award winning too! One even has award winning fried chicken.
 
2013-08-12 09:28:05 AM

Copperbelly watersnake: I have two local pizza places that have won national awards for their pizza and a third that has incredible bread sticks. I haven't ordered anything from the chains in years.


Yet, not awesome enough for a recommendation to other Farkers?
 
2013-08-12 09:28:42 AM

Solty Dog: The Muthaship: Solty Dog: I can drive all the 3 blocks to get it, because I'm not a lazy schlub.

You drive when you're only going 3 blocks and you're nota lazy schlub?

I'm not going to carry hot pizza up a hill.


So you indeed are a lazy schlub. Gotcha.
 
2013-08-12 09:34:57 AM
Domino's >>> Papa John's > Little Caesar's > Pizza Hut > Cici's >>> Ledo's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  Chuck E Cheese >>> Sbarro
 
2013-08-12 09:37:51 AM
I've never tried Domino's Pizza, but maybe I should. The experience would make an amusing anecdote for my next dinner party. Tell me, do they deliver to actual homes, or are they exclusive to apartments and trailer parks?
 
2013-08-12 09:37:55 AM
I blame Obama!

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