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(CBS Philadelphia)   That must be some important potato   (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line 32
    More: Misc, Bucks County, play-the-ball, potatoes, Delaware River, missing man  
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6961 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2013 at 1:35 PM (50 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-11 09:03:22 AM
Subby, you beat me to it but I guess you are going to Hell instead of me.

/who am I kidding, I'll see you there.
 
2013-08-11 12:43:44 PM
If you're going to engage in watersports in Tinicum, be aware of the dangers.
 
2013-08-11 01:44:40 PM
*snert*
 
2013-08-11 01:52:02 PM
Is he named Bob?
 
2013-08-11 02:00:57 PM
www.arcade-museum.com

I put so many quarters in one of these machines.
 
2013-08-11 02:01:10 PM
"I yam what I yam."
 
2013-08-11 02:12:37 PM
That was pretty funny.
 
2013-08-11 02:13:32 PM
Ain't no common tater.

/old joke
//audio joke
///commentator
 
2013-08-11 02:19:32 PM
I hope the missing potatoe isn't scrawny and cranially shaped, because no one should be looking for it.
 
2013-08-11 02:31:15 PM
Pure evil, subby. Nicely done.
 
2013-08-11 02:35:21 PM
was alcohol involved?
innertuber on the innerweb.
 
2013-08-11 02:38:56 PM
Subby:

i1164.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-11 02:46:13 PM
How many of it were there?
 
2013-08-11 02:52:21 PM
i1136.photobucket.com

Frowns on subby's shenanigans.
 
2013-08-11 02:53:23 PM
Afraid nobody around here
Understands my potato
Guess i'm only a spudboy
Looking for a real tomato

Smart Patrol
 
2013-08-11 02:54:42 PM
Oh no! What will they use to count now?
 
2013-08-11 03:03:31 PM
www.mrpotatohead.net
 
2013-08-11 03:05:39 PM

Arkanaut: Oh no! What will they use to count now?


Tubers, I guess.
 
2013-08-11 03:17:20 PM
Not that hard to find.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-11 03:29:14 PM

bingethinker: Not that hard to find.


Especially if you look just for the big ones.

assets4.classicfm.com
 
2013-08-11 03:40:50 PM
tuber or not tuber, is that the question?
 
2013-08-11 04:08:19 PM
But does he really count?
 
2013-08-11 04:12:19 PM
Those divers have a rough job. I hope they're not going tuber ate themselves for not finding the little spud. I'm sure they were all eyes a peeled for him.
 
2013-08-11 04:36:47 PM

phatix: Those divers have a rough job. I hope they're not going tuber ate themselves for not finding the little spud. I'm sure they were all eyes a peeled for him.


I'm sure they'll find him if they root around enough.
 
2013-08-11 05:20:34 PM
That is one mighty tuba. I bet you can talk to whales with one of those.
 
2013-08-11 05:22:11 PM
I must be farking retarded. I can't figure out the headline and why it is so awesome.

/not retarded
//just not up onthings
 
2013-08-11 06:11:29 PM

FloydA: phatix: Those divers have a rough job. I hope they're not going tuber ate themselves for not finding the little spud. I'm sure they were all eyes a peeled for him.

I'm sure they'll find him if they root around enough.


The sad thing is, if he's been underwater long enough but still somehow lives, odds are good he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
 
2013-08-11 06:12:21 PM

WTFDYW: I must be farking retarded. I can't figure out the headline and why it is so awesome.

/not retarded
//just not up onthings


tu·ber(t
n.1.A swollen, fleshy, usually underground stem of a plant, such as the potato, bearing buds from which new plant shoots arise.2.A rounded projection or swelling; a tubercle.

wow, the definition of "tuber" is rather delightfully dirty sounding.
 
2013-08-11 06:32:46 PM

phatix: FloydA: phatix: Those divers have a rough job. I hope they're not going tuber ate themselves for not finding the little spud. I'm sure they were all eyes a peeled for him.

I'm sure they'll find him if they root around enough.

The sad thing is, if he's been underwater long enough but still somehow lives, odds are good he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life.


If he does die, then we should bow our heads in solanum prayer.  May he russet in peace.
 
2013-08-11 07:35:01 PM

musicmanboston: bingethinker: Not that hard to find.

Especially if you look just for the big ones.

[assets4.classicfm.com image 460x620]


s15.postimg.org

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uix9Qy8Nc

(What George Pal was doing when not animating monsters and spaceships.)
 
2013-08-11 07:45:08 PM

FloydA: phatix: FloydA: phatix: Those divers have a rough job. I hope they're not going tuber ate themselves for not finding the little spud. I'm sure they were all eyes a peeled for him.

I'm sure they'll find him if they root around enough.

The sad thing is, if he's been underwater long enough but still somehow lives, odds are good he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

If he does die, then we should bow our heads in solanum prayer.  May he russet in peace.


FloydA, I'm out of potato puns but yukon gold on without me.
 
2013-08-12 02:00:02 PM
Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
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