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(TMZ)   Stephenie Meyer calls the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy "trash"   (tmz.com) divider line 67
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2013-08-11 08:37:20 AM
Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
 
2013-08-11 08:47:15 AM
50 Shades of Grey is trash. Insane, cliched, abusive trash. And as someone who whole-heartedly knows trash, Stephanie Meyer has every right to give us her professional opinion on the matter.
 
2013-08-11 09:28:25 AM

hardinparamedic: 50 Shades of Grey is trash. Insane, cliched, abusive trash. And as someone who whole-heartedly knows trash, Stephanie Meyer has every right to give us her professional opinion on the matter.


Didn't 50 Shades of Grey start out as Twilight fanfiction?
 
2013-08-11 09:35:16 AM

Chariset: hardinparamedic: 50 Shades of Grey is trash. Insane, cliched, abusive trash. And as someone who whole-heartedly knows trash, Stephanie Meyer has every right to give us her professional opinion on the matter.

Didn't 50 Shades of Grey start out as Twilight fanfiction?

Yes


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey#Background
 
2013-08-11 10:01:50 AM
nickmom.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-08-11 10:04:02 AM

DanZero: [nickmom.mtvnimages.com image 500x669]


That's some funny shiat right there.
 
2013-08-11 10:16:21 AM
That book is still a thing?
 
2013-08-11 10:19:30 AM
She isn't wrong. Just because her books are also trash doesn't mean she can't recognize 50 shades is crap.
 
2013-08-11 10:29:07 AM

DanZero: [nickmom.mtvnimages.com image 500x669]


Best thing since this classic.
 
2013-08-11 10:31:29 AM

Chariset: hardinparamedic: 50 Shades of Grey is trash. Insane, cliched, abusive trash. And as someone who whole-heartedly knows trash, Stephanie Meyer has every right to give us her professional opinion on the matter.

Didn't 50 Shades of Grey start out as Twilight fanfiction?


So this is like a badly mimeographed 'zine of like the 30th iteration?
 
2013-08-11 10:32:31 AM

ThisSideofSteinway: DanZero: [nickmom.mtvnimages.com image 500x669]

Best thing since this classic.


I like this one.

man-log.com
 
2013-08-11 10:38:10 AM
Pot calling kettle, come in kettle. This is kettle over.
That being said I don't know what's sadder sparking vampires or the people who think grey represents the BDSM lifestyle correctly.
 
2013-08-11 10:38:29 AM

hardinparamedic: 50 Shades of Grey is trash. Insane, cliched, abusive trash. And as someone who whole-heartedly knows trash, Stephanie Meyer has every right to give us her professional opinion on the matter.


Aaaaand we're done here.

/My take on "abusive" has nothing to do with the BDSM aspect of the book.
 
2013-08-11 10:42:54 AM
I have to wonder if Fifty Shades of Grey is better or worse than the various ebookstore erotica like DP double team Prom Night or whatever.  People are clearly buying this type of product and I am seriously wondering how hard it would be to separate people from their money.
 
2013-08-11 10:47:03 AM
I've obviously never read any of these but a story about a 100 vampire who still hangs out trolling for chicks at high schools isn't exactly the picture of mental health.
 
2013-08-11 10:47:16 AM
Ain't that the sparkly gay vampire calling the kettle black....
 
2013-08-11 10:47:47 AM
 
2013-08-11 10:51:32 AM
sites.google.com
 
2013-08-11 10:52:34 AM
The real irony is "Meyer" and "Hemingway's"  in the same sentence.
 
2013-08-11 10:54:57 AM

Mugato: I've obviously never read any of these but a story about a 100 vampire who still hangs out trolling for chicks at high schools isn't exactly the picture of mental health.


Ann Rice started it all with her queer vampire who wanted to bang his mother and every other twink across the centuries.

I think the average weight of her fans is about 220.
 
2013-08-11 10:55:09 AM
If "50 Shades of Grey" is put out as an audiobook and Charles Dance does the narration, I would definitely think about buying it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3POYx6IeeI  (NSFW)
 
2013-08-11 11:00:46 AM
I think I speak for everyone when I ask "who is Stephenie Meyer?"
 
2013-08-11 11:04:15 AM
She has her hands full with Yahoo! and shouldn't waste her time with trashy novels, anyway.
 
2013-08-11 11:05:18 AM

theflatline: Ann Rice started it all with her queer vampire who wanted to bang his mother and every other twink across the centuries


Eh, I liked Interview with the Vampire the movie, as homoerotic as it was.
 
2013-08-11 11:09:44 AM
Bend over when you say that, biatch.
 
2013-08-11 11:10:56 AM

westpointer: I think I speak for everyone when I ask "who is Stephenie Meyer?"


So, when's Rumspringa?
 
2013-08-11 11:14:11 AM

westpointer: I think I speak for everyone when I ask "who is Stephenie Meyer?"


You must not read much.
 
2013-08-11 11:19:39 AM
I'd read or watch "50 shades of Sasha Gray"

//just saying that would
Be more entertaining
Right?
 
2013-08-11 11:23:00 AM

Rann Xerox: If "50 Shades of Grey" is put out as an audiobook and Charles Dance does the narration, I would definitely think about buying it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3POYx6IeeI  (NSFW)


Good lord!

That said: Youtube either "Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey" or "Six Grown Men Read Fifty Shades of Grey"

Just goes to show how comical the material is, but it becomes comedy gold when read by...say, The Monarch (or Zoidberg).

/because, why not Zoidberg?

That said, it's still abusive trash, but I'm kind of at the point of "meh, who cares, as long as women aren't seriously hurting themselves because they don't know shiat about BDSM or getting into abusive relationships because they think they're romantic?"
 
2013-08-11 11:39:48 AM
The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his devil's bagpipe soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. The unrelenting orgasms from his washington monument raiding my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. My carp cavity was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his jebend stuffed deeper into my old dirt road.

From the Fifty Shades of Gray generator.
 
2013-08-11 11:49:25 AM

Bane of Broone: Aaaaand we're done here.

/My take on "abusive" has nothing to do with the BDSM aspect of the book.


Neither does mine. It has to do with the "I'm going to do what I want to you even if you tell me know"
 
2013-08-11 12:17:43 PM

terminalx: So, when's Rumspringa?


Holy f#ck, but that's funny. I intend to start using this phrase immediately, giving you no credit whatsoever.
 
2013-08-11 12:42:20 PM

Six_By_Nine: Rann Xerox: If "50 Shades of Grey" is put out as an audiobook and Charles Dance does the narration, I would definitely think about buying it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3POYx6IeeI  (NSFW)

Good lord!

That said: Youtube either "Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey" or "Six Grown Men Read Fifty Shades of Grey"

Just goes to show how comical the material is, but it becomes comedy gold when read by...say, The Monarch (or Zoidberg).

/because, why not Zoidberg?



Link

Oh man, the Monarch one killed me.
 
2013-08-11 12:46:58 PM
Funniest thing I've read on a Sunday morning in a long time.
 
2013-08-11 01:34:41 PM

theflatline: I think the average weight of her fans is about 220.


Are you using Metric or Imperial? Because one is funny, the other is hilarious.
 
2013-08-11 01:52:23 PM

Carth: She isn't wrong. Just because her books are also trash doesn't mean she can't recognize 50 shades is crap.


I would say it makes her somewhat of an expert in recognizing trash.
 
2013-08-11 01:58:57 PM
She will not even read romance novels because of the smut.  She is so much of a prude, she married a guy named Christian.
 
2013-08-11 02:00:05 PM

Dragonflew: She will not even read romance novels because of the smut.  She is so much of a prude mormon, she married a guy named Christian.


/FTFY
 
2013-08-11 02:02:38 PM

YodaBlues: /FTFY


Meh, they're synonyms.
 
2013-08-11 02:11:02 PM
 
2013-08-11 02:17:43 PM
TMZ is the real garbage, the novels are mere bread crumbs compared to it. Manufactured feuds like this one. There is irony here alright, it seems to be lost on most farkers though.

/preemptive why did I bother?
 
2013-08-11 02:18:48 PM
Well, she isn't wrong.
 
2013-08-11 02:30:44 PM
Well she would know.

Also, who?
 
2013-08-11 02:53:51 PM

Girion47: ThisSideofSteinway: DanZero: [nickmom.mtvnimages.com image 500x669]

Best thing since this classic.

I like this one.

[man-log.com image 501x399]


Always good for a laugh:
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-08-11 04:17:04 PM

Rann Xerox: If "50 Shades of Grey" is put out as an audiobook and Charles Dance does the narration, I would definitely think about buying it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3POYx6IeeI  (NSFW)


Have Charles Dance do the voice of the guy, and Morgan Freeman as the girl.
 
2013-08-11 04:18:02 PM
It's like raaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
 
2013-08-11 04:30:52 PM
The claiming of sleeping beauty was better

Anne Rice FTW
 
2013-08-11 04:34:27 PM
So 50 Shades of Grey is not liked by the author who wrote 50 Shades of Ghey?
 
2013-08-11 04:36:38 PM
From the Fifty Shades of Gray generator

i just spat on my keyboard, thanksalot
 
2013-08-11 04:41:56 PM
My ex read both of these series and as far as complexity and wordage twilight from the few pages I saw was a literary masterpiece, 50 shades was written very simply and had a poor cadence (small sample size of a couple pages i read of both) could be completely off base
 
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