brantgoose: Gee, no wonder the Mormons are so anti-gay. They're competing for the same deceased ancestors.The Satanists turn 'em gay and the Mormons baptize 'em.Heaven may end up full of gay Mormons.
RobSeace: Mississippi Police Want to Arrest the Satanists Who Turn Dead People GayToday, in Madlib-generated headlines...It is an unusual crime that we haven't come across-to my knowledge-in a while.In a while? Just when was the most recent previous case of satanists trying to turn dead people gay in that town, I wonder?
DoctorCal: I think they confused Satanists and Satirists.
mbillips: You know who ELSE was from Meridian, Mississippi?[i50.tinypic.com image 560x330]
Rand's lacy underwear: mbillips: You know who ELSE was from Meridian, Mississippi?[i50.tinypic.com image 560x330]Gun Jesus?
hillary: In fact, while we're at it:[www.venganza.org image 240x212]FSM heartily approves this thread. He told me so.
ZzeusS: They could be headed for the serious strife
Molavian: I was going to go with Republican Jesus.
Asa Phelps: brantgoose: Gee, no wonder the Mormons are so anti-gay. They're competing for the same deceased ancestors.The Satanists turn 'em gay and the Mormons baptize 'em.Heaven may end up full of gay Mormons.funny you should say - in mormon cultures, gay dudes have no problem finding some girl who actually bought into a "sex is only for procreation" philosophy and marrying her for eternity in the temple, then fathering 3-5 children. some of them can keep it in their pants and some can't, and some of them end up divorcing when they grow up and decide that pretending to be straight isn't worth it.If there is a genetic component to gayness derpy evil, mormons have it in spades.Ballroom dance is huge out here.
EdNortonsTwin: WTF did I just read?
Pr1nc3ss: Why is no one talking about the awesome pic of the "Satanists" making the spirit gay? It's totes awesome! Do not deny this awesomeness!
Jayberrysparklesalot: Satanists, alleged dead gay people & a town with a crime rate near par with Detroit? Wow, This is awesome! (for the high weirdness factor) Plus, I was thinking it is about time someone started farking with them Westboro Baptist Church crazies. Strange it happened to be Satanist to be the ones, I thought it might be anyone else.I'm guessing that it will not end well for the Satanic Temple, as their religion is always frowned upon everywhere. I laugh at people who trust & worship a well known trickster who supposedly never actually gives followers what they want or expect. It just doesn't make sense to me.
Schmegicky: They can easily protect their dead by surrounding the area with powerful anti-evil-eye charms.I can supply them with all they need for $9.95 each."something something something"-PT Barnum[upload.wikimedia.org image 502x600]
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