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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   "Of course I'm drunk. It's Thursday night in Iowa," Illinois man who is clearly depressed at finding himself in Iowa tells police   (press-citizen.com) divider line 13
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2013-08-11 08:54:15 AM
FTA:  He was not wearing a shirt and had blood on his arms and face, according to police...
Kinzel had a blood-alcohol content of .248 percent, three times the legal limit for driving..."



The blood on the outside, the alcohol on the inside?
 
2013-08-11 09:30:30 AM
He does have a good point. I say we hear him out.
 
2013-08-11 10:13:28 AM
 
2013-08-11 10:17:09 AM
[Moderator], might need a  little NSFW on my last post... just in case
 
2013-08-11 10:20:11 AM

TheOtherDub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oww4Ap3YZA


Thanks, thanks to this I blew boogers allllll over the keyboard.
Coughing, sneezing, farting, hacking banging on the table.
Totally worth it.
(  I think he knows what I'm thinking - I don't like that  OTOH, I wonder if we're related)
 
2013-08-11 10:26:34 AM

Marcintosh: TheOtherDub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oww4Ap3YZA

Thanks, thanks to this I blew boogers allllll over the keyboard.
Coughing, sneezing, farting, hacking banging on the table.
Totally worth it.
(  I think he knows what I'm thinking - I don't like that  OTOH, I wonder if we're related)


You're more than welcome.[ Marcintosh ]
Send me the clean-up bill for your keyboard, and I'll put it in the bin for you. :)
 
2013-08-11 11:35:53 AM
The only time I've been to Iowa I spent a week there one night
 
2013-08-11 11:39:25 AM
I start teaching at the University of Iowa in two weeks. I asked for a Tuesday class because I already know that trying to teach on a Friday morning there is pointless.
 
2013-08-11 12:35:41 PM
I drank at Bo-James plenty on Thursday nights as an undergrad. I also went home early because unlike business majors I always had 8am classes on Fridays.
 
2013-08-11 02:12:37 PM
"It's Thursday Night in Iowa!" would be a good catch phrase. Or possibly a good euphemism for people getting drunk.

Try it out at the next Fark drunk-up and see if it sticks to the wall.

Example of usage: "Come on, people! Drink up! It's Thursday Night in Iowa!"
 
2013-08-11 02:34:34 PM
That's why the University of Iowa is the #1 party school.
 
2013-08-11 04:09:38 PM
Illinois people have no idea of the very different police law enforcement tactics  in many Iowa cities, and their different sense of urgency towards violation of the law.  The more west you go past Davenport the worst it can get.
Iowa city in included in that list.
/Anyone who drinks and drives in Iowa is a farking idiot.  They love their DWI income.
 
2013-08-12 03:42:20 PM
Iowa City Drinking Schedule - back in my day

Monday - Cup night at Joes, 50 cent beers
Tuesday - Cup night at the Cue . 75 cent beers
Wednesday - Techno night at the Union
Thursday - Thirsty Thursday 25 cent draws at Gabe's Oasis

Friday, Saturday and Sunday - Get drunk at home and hit after hours parties.

/I am lucky to have lived through it.
 
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