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2013-08-10 11:55:47 PM
I blame Obama
 
2013-08-11 12:04:43 AM

cman: I blame Obama


OMG, everybody blames Obama for everything.

Didn't you know the fish were introduced into Norway by George W. Bush? Please keep up, sheeple!
 
2013-08-11 12:09:22 AM

AirForceVet: cman: I blame Obama

OMG, everybody blames Obama for everything.

Didn't you know the fish were introduced into Norway by George W. Bush? Please keep up, sheeple!


The only way a tropical species like that could survive in Norway is global warming

/Gore must be in on it, too
//an inconvenient truth
 
2013-08-11 12:12:59 AM

AirForceVet: cman: I blame Obama

OMG, everybody blames Obama for everything.

Didn't you know the fish were introduced into Norway by George W. Bush? Please keep up, sheeple!


Did you know that Obama uses a toilet? How dare he! Now that is an outrage
 
2013-08-11 12:43:53 AM
Pacu fish love crushing nuts with their powerful jaws and sometimes can mistake the male reproductive organs for their favorite snack.

I find this really hard to believe, especially being reported by the CNN, the land of unchecked sources
 
2013-08-11 12:55:07 AM

HotWingAgenda: Pacu fish love crushing nuts with their powerful jaws and sometimes can mistake the male reproductive organs for their favorite snack.

I find this really hard to believe, especially being reported by the CNN, the land of unchecked sources


I find it hard to believe the fish could see through my swim trunks.
 
2013-08-11 03:45:20 AM

Mark Ratner: I find it hard to believe the fish could see through my swim trunks.


you don't understand the concept of skinny dipping, do you?
 
2013-08-11 03:48:18 AM

cman: I blame Obama


It could have been him, 35 years ago.
 
2013-08-11 03:53:11 AM
i.imgur.com

Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-08-11 03:56:39 AM
This is nuts!
 
2013-08-11 03:58:50 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Mark Ratner: I find it hard to believe the fish could see through my swim trunks.

you don't understand the concept of skinny dipping, do you?


FTFM.
 
2013-08-11 04:00:56 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Mark Ratner: I find it hard to believe the fish could see through my swim trunks.

you don't understand the concept of skinny dipping, do you?


My mistake..I missed that important part of the article. D'oh
 
2013-08-11 04:00:58 AM

HotWingAgenda: I find this really hard to believe, especially being reported by the CNN, the land of unchecked sources


The Libtard LAMESTREAM Media is really covering up the fact that Obama is the anti-Christ. Why do you think he's takin all our GUNS! Probably so we can't fight off nut biting fish from SOCIALIST Scandinavia and South America! Get a brain, morans.
 
2013-08-11 04:02:57 AM
This story was begging for a "Danegeld" headline.
 
2013-08-11 04:19:17 AM

jtown: FTFM.


You mean FTFY = )
 
2013-08-11 04:19:38 AM
I'm wondering what their favorite food is if male testicles look like it.
 
2013-08-11 04:20:10 AM
Finding one ball munching fish wouldn't keep me from swimming nude.

I might reconsider when someones dangly bits do get chewed on by another one of these though.
 
2013-08-11 04:20:27 AM

Mark Ratner: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Mark Ratner: I find it hard to believe the fish could see through my swim trunks.

you don't understand the concept of skinny dipping, do you?

My mistake..I missed that important part of the article. D'oh


A VERY VERY IMPORTANT part, I would think....nuts being involved & all.
 
2013-08-11 04:30:34 AM
River Monsters did an episode called "The Mutilator" about these fish biting off people's testicles after being introduced in a river in Papua New Guinea.
 
2013-08-11 04:33:34 AM
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS LIKE sochi OLYMPICS!!!!!
 
2013-08-11 04:34:17 AM
Scandinavian oysters!
In America we have Rocky Mountain oysters.
 
2013-08-11 04:43:53 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: jtown: FTFM.

You mean FTFY = )


12.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-11 04:44:03 AM

Gyrfalcon: Mark Ratner: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Mark Ratner: I find it hard to believe the fish could see through my swim trunks.

you don't understand the concept of skinny dipping, do you?

My mistake..I missed that important part of the article. D'oh

A VERY VERY IMPORTANT part, I would think....nuts being involved & all.


Yeah, I skimmed over a crucial part..no wonder I was a bit confused. Though, I'm still confused as to how or why politics are mentioned in this thread? I don't go to that tab for a reason, because it's nuts in there.
 
2013-08-11 04:50:56 AM
"So why should swimmers beware? Pacu fish love crushing nuts with their powerful jaws and sometimes can mistake the male reproductive organs for their favorite snack."

OMG OMG OMG
 
2013-08-11 04:52:50 AM
 Ah yes..The dreaded slatfish...
 
2013-08-11 05:00:08 AM

RamboFrog: I'm wondering what their favorite food is if male testicles look like it.


Nuts.
 
2013-08-11 05:08:07 AM
Nightmare fuel- GIS pacu teeth.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-11 05:17:01 AM
Maybe if they chomp off my balls it will cure my candiru infestation?
 
2013-08-11 05:24:33 AM
FTFA: "Though the fish has big teeth and looks menacing, it is generally known as a friendly cousin of the piranha."

Well, that's a relief.
 
2013-08-11 05:33:10 AM
Serious question: if you're skinny-dipping, how does the fish know the difference between the dangling bits?  In other words, why does it only bite the nuts and not the penis?
 
2013-08-11 05:37:11 AM
Ow my editing! "it's meat-eating cousin"? fark. What happened to standards, does a lack of squiggly red lines underneath words mean something is ready for publishing?
 
2013-08-11 05:46:01 AM
FTA: Pacu fish love crushing nuts with their powerful jaws and sometimes can mistake the male reproductive organs for their favorite snack.

umm... yeah, sure. I believe that. or not.

Also:  "Amateur aquarium owners and fish farmers are "the usual suspects" when we meet fish where they do not belong," said the museum's Peter Rask Moller.

Most invasive marine species are introduced to new areas by the ballast tanks of large ocean-faring international ships. Amateur aquarium owners are the usual suspects? this article in nonsense.
 
2013-08-11 06:03:09 AM
FTA:

Though the fish has big teeth and looks menacing, it is generally known as a friendly cousin of the piranha.

Isn't that like kinda saying it's kinda a friendlier brother of a serial killer?  Might be cool/fun to hang out with if you have a decent barrier/fish tank/prison cell between the two of you, but don't let it babysit the kids.

Excuse me, I need to drop off our kittens to be babysat by our neighborhood honey badger.

/never trust your most tender/nutrious parts around animals with sharp teeth, unless they're domesticated.  Even if they pass that test, some of them are still bastards.
 
2013-08-11 06:11:58 AM
They found Pacu in the strait of Oresund, sure, but everything after that is bullshiat sensationalism to get views.  Danish museum my arse.
 
2013-08-11 06:29:46 AM

Mister Buttons: friendly cousin of the piranha.


What a friendly cousin of the piranha might look like:

sse.royalsociety.org
/obscure


...
 
2013-08-11 06:39:36 AM

RamboFrog: I'm wondering what their favorite food is if male testicles look like it.


Peanuts.

/Why yes. I'm female.
// I'll make an exception for you. Chestnuts.
 
2013-08-11 06:46:38 AM

Numbat: River Monsters did an episode called "The Mutilator" about these fish biting off people's testicles after being introduced in a river in Papua New Guinea.


Yeah, and they didn't turn testicle-tasters on their own either as was stated in said episode. They were basically 'pushed' to it because of a lacking of their normal food after their population exploded and wiped.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/sweet dreams!
 
2013-08-11 06:47:13 AM
This fish has been found in the waterways of 32 states so if you really take this nut chomping thing seriously (I don't) make sure to gird up in chain loincloths before swimming in US rivers.  The only reported castration by a Pacu is from the Daily Mail and happened in Papua New Guinea  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079498/British-angler-Jeremy - Wade-snares-fish-killed-2-men-biting-testicles.html ... so yeah there's that.
 
2013-08-11 06:47:42 AM

Iczer: Numbat: River Monsters did an episode called "The Mutilator" about these fish biting off people's testicles after being introduced in a river in Papua New Guinea.

Yeah, and they didn't turn testicle-tasters on their own either as was stated in said episode. They were basically 'pushed' to it because of a lacking of their normal food after their population exploded and wiped.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x382]

/sweet dreams!


*sigh* It's late/early here...
 
2013-08-11 07:03:02 AM

Iczer: Numbat: River Monsters did an episode called "The Mutilator" about these fish biting off people's testicles after being introduced in a river in Papua New Guinea.

Yeah, and they didn't turn testicle-tasters on their own either as was stated in said episode. They were basically 'pushed' to it because of a lacking of their normal food after their population exploded and wiped.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x382]

/sweet dreams!



No no no.

3.bp.blogspot.com

THIS is 'Sweet Dreams'.
 
2013-08-11 07:05:18 AM

aendeuryu: This story was begging for a "Danegeld" headline.


A Danegelding if you will.
 
2013-08-11 07:06:33 AM

Lost_in_Korea: Serious question: if you're skinny-dipping, how does the fish know the difference between the dangling bits?  In other words, why does it only bite the nuts and not the penis?


Shrinkage.
 
2013-08-11 07:30:23 AM

Lost_in_Korea: Serious question: if you're skinny-dipping, how does the fish know the difference between the dangling bits?  In other words, why does it only bite the nuts and not the penis?


Next time you eat kabobs, notice that you only eat the meat and veggies but not the skewer.
 
2013-08-11 07:44:50 AM
Well at least if you're skinny-dipping in Sweden the water is farking cold, making your testicles/fish-bait retract upwards, making a harder target.
 
2013-08-11 07:47:17 AM

Weatherkiss: [i.imgur.com image 450x385]

Thanks, Obama!


Speaking of time machines...flashback to one of the first internet memes from days of dial up, AOL, Geocities and Freenet

s24.postimg.org

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ate-my-balls
 
2013-08-11 07:59:49 AM
that kind of action costs $100 in newark
 
2013-08-11 08:09:47 AM

McStubbins: Well at least if you're skinny-dipping in Sweden the water is farking cold, making your testicles/fish-bait retract upwards, making a harder target.


1.bp.blogspot.com

"I was in the Strait of Oresund!"
 
2013-08-11 08:10:20 AM

HotWingAgenda: Pacu fish love crushing nuts with their powerful jaws and sometimes can mistake the male reproductive organs for their favorite snack.

I find this really hard to believe, especially being reported by the CNN, the land of unchecked sources


So you are saying the story seems a bit fishy?
 
2013-08-11 08:12:09 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Mark Ratner: I find it hard to believe the fish could see through my swim trunks.

you don't understand the concept of skinny dipping, do you?


Skinny people taking a swim? Pretty much right in the description.
 
2013-08-11 08:14:26 AM

Dezilith: Iczer: Numbat: River Monsters did an episode called "The Mutilator" about these fish biting off people's testicles after being introduced in a river in Papua New Guinea.

Yeah, and they didn't turn testicle-tasters on their own either as was stated in said episode. They were basically 'pushed' to it because of a lacking of their normal food after their population exploded and wiped.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x382]

/sweet dreams!


No no no.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 296x270]

THIS is 'Sweet Dreams'.


WHAT.   THE.   FUC.
 
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