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(Idaho Mountain Express)   True, if your wife freaks out over spiders in the house, you might not want to tell her about the bear in the kitchen   (mtexpress.com) divider line 33
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2013-08-10 09:30:14 AM
TBH: I would just leave the house and call for help. I would do a lot more damage to my house if it was a spider. When I am out of spider spray, I tend to spray whatever I can find under the sink at spiders then beat them to oblivion with a bat. This is why the carpets had to be removed from my house b/c of all the various bleach spots I had left while hunting spiders.
At least with a bear, the bear would do all the damage, and the hubby wouldn't biatch at me this time.
 
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2013-08-10 10:21:15 AM
    A black bear went looking for a late-night snack in a west Ketchum house Monday night.

I guess you have to keep them fed or they won't stay in the closet.
 
2013-08-10 12:23:28 PM

Pr1nc3ss: TBH: I would just leave the house and call for help. I would do a lot more damage to my house if it was a spider. When I am out of spider spray, I tend to spray whatever I can find under the sink at spiders then beat them to oblivion with a bat. This is why the carpets had to be removed from my house b/c of all the various bleach spots I had left while hunting spiders.
At least with a bear, the bear would do all the damage, and the hubby wouldn't biatch at me this time.


How you doin?
 
2013-08-10 12:25:12 PM
i32.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-10 12:27:50 PM
Black bear

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2013-08-10 12:30:14 PM
img96.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-10 12:33:57 PM
The dogs name is Stanley?
 
2013-08-10 12:38:35 PM
Hey, she's the one who's gonna have to apologize to Sir Bearington.
 
2013-08-10 12:40:14 PM
Ketchum? Damn near killed him!
 
2013-08-10 12:40:50 PM
Happens to me all the time. Sliding door was closed last night so they farked up my tomato plants.
 
2013-08-10 12:43:34 PM

FC Exile: Happens to me all the time. Sliding door was closed last night so they farked up my tomato plants.


No kidding.  I had a black bear that was trying to get in my house by pushing in the air conditioner.  I now have 3 metal cables running back and forth in front of my windows now.  :/
 
2013-08-10 12:45:53 PM
the dog is the "hero"?  No, when he's done with the pan with the stir-fry, the bear thinks more along the lines of, "Where did that small snack go?"  Your dog would have been smart enough, probably, to get the hell out of there after his humans had gotten out.  You, however, are too dumb not to go back and look.  When you die fro m a horrible accident, people will say, "He just went back to check the situation, make sure it hadn't changed."

/call the professionals
//get a .460
 
2013-08-10 12:49:13 PM
FTFA: "If it weren't for Stanley, who knows what would have happened."

Glad to be of assistance.
 
2013-08-10 12:58:57 PM

Pr1nc3ss: TBH: I would just leave the house and call for help. I would do a lot more damage to my house if it was a spider. When I am out of spider spray, I tend to spray whatever I can find under the sink at spiders then beat them to oblivion with a bat. This is why the carpets had to be removed from my house b/c of all the various bleach spots I had left while hunting spiders.
At least with a bear, the bear would do all the damage, and the hubby wouldn't biatch at me this time.


Buy a cheap airsoft gun.
 
2013-08-10 01:01:11 PM
Kinda hard to ignore that, what with exclamations over the state of your pantry and singin' show tunes.
 
2013-08-10 01:01:26 PM
I had this happen in SF once. I just gave the two of them a bottle of white wine, they thanked me and left.
 
2013-08-10 01:23:19 PM
while living in Forest Falls (below Big Bear CA) I had so many bears in the house over the years- they have an annual bear migration and the bears are known for breaking in- I've been face to face with bears a dozen times in and outside the house. Never a problem- just don't get between them and their cubs

/miss Forest Falls- it was like a Disney movie every day
 
2013-08-10 01:48:05 PM
"How can you have a house without a gun? What if a bear came through that door?!?"

/Bear Patrol works here too.
 
2013-08-10 01:55:41 PM
i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-10 02:10:37 PM

cowgirl toffee: [img96.imageshack.us image 717x536]


I've really grown to love your illustrations.
 
2013-08-10 02:13:33 PM
Silly Subby. Bears don't eat spiders. A cat will. Some cats will.

Get a cat.

It may chase the bear off. They've been known to do that, you know.
 
2013-08-10 02:15:12 PM
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Knows a thing or two about finding a bear in your kitchen.
 
2013-08-10 03:03:10 PM
Buh.
Bhu...
....Bhut ah lacks spidrz!!!

///bears not so.....
        <=======<<<<de missin slashie. WHAT IS IT'S TALE?????
/...much.
 
2013-08-10 03:18:51 PM
This thread is useless without spider pics
 
2013-08-10 03:39:47 PM
in the kitchen you say ?
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2013-08-10 03:47:12 PM

WTFDYW: This thread is useless without spider pics


*ahem*


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Spider thread! Spider thread!
Quite tangential and still ahead!
Yes, we thrive everywhere-
Certainly more than any stupid bear!
This is.....a minor spider thrrrrrread!
 
2013-08-10 04:08:28 PM
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spider bear, spider bear
you don't this thing in your hair
it will poop on your head
if it bites you you'll be dead
oh no, look out for spider bear
 
2013-08-10 05:46:36 PM

Pr1nc3ss: When I am out of spider spray, I tend to spray whatever I can find under the sink at spiders then beat them to oblivion with a bat.


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2013-08-10 06:03:25 PM

Ivo Shandor: Pr1nc3ss: When I am out of spider spray, I tend to spray whatever I can find under the sink at spiders then beat them to oblivion with a bat.


So much truth in that meme
 
2013-08-10 07:37:14 PM
True, if your wife freaks out over spiders in the house, you might not want to tell her about the bear in the kitchen or the 4 1/2 foot rattlesnake you killed in the backyard

/my continued existence on this planet depends on the secret-keeping skills of my 12-year-old son
 
2013-08-10 08:31:25 PM
There`s a bear in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
There`s a bear in mi kitchen what am I gonna go?
I`m gonna fix that bear that's what i`m gonna do,
I`m gonna fix that bear.
 
2013-08-11 02:31:39 AM
I'm petrified of spiders.  Bears.. not so much.  Hubby would have woken me to go get the camera..
 
2013-08-11 05:58:44 AM
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