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(Chicago Trib)   Medical technology teacher gets caught playing doctor with one of her students   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 51
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2013-08-10 12:03:43 PM  
She was just teaching injection techniques.

/hot beef injection
 
2013-08-10 12:22:18 PM  
Bridgette Miller, 39, got the 17-year-old boy

That monster!
 
2013-08-10 12:48:18 PM  
GAHHHHH! NO! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2013-08-10 12:48:21 PM  

Mugato: Bridgette Miller, 39, got the 17-year-old boy

That monster!


Yeah... but that's a HARD 39.
 
2013-08-10 12:51:11 PM  

Mugato: Bridgette Miller, 39, got the 17-year-old boy

That monster!


Yeah, at 17, I guess he is technically a minor, but I bet if he committed murder, he'd be charged as an adult.
 
2013-08-10 12:51:12 PM  
Sex offender
 
2013-08-10 12:52:38 PM  
Poor kid.
Hopefully she was wearing a surgical mask.
 
2013-08-10 12:53:55 PM  
FTFA: "They met for the first time on March 17 and had sex behind a Walgreen's "

Who says romance is dead?
 
2013-08-10 12:54:39 PM  
She'll probably get probation and avoid sex offender registration. Just like so many female teachers.

http://wizbangblog.com/2011/07/08/sex ual-abuse-of-students-in-schools - is-likely-more-than-100-times-the-abus e-by-priests/
 
2013-08-10 12:54:52 PM  
Behind a walgreens? Classy.
 
2013-08-10 12:54:56 PM  
The kind of medical technology she was teaching
noboyfriends.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-10 12:56:57 PM  

ramblinwreck: She'll probably get probation and avoid sex offender registration. Just like so many female teachers.

http://wizbangblog.com/2011/07/08/sex ual-abuse-of-students-in-schools - is-likely-more-than-100-times-the-abus e-by-priests/

FTFY
 
2013-08-10 01:00:49 PM  
If only she visited Fark.com, this tragedy could have been prevented.

Please think of the children...visit Fark.com.
 
2013-08-10 01:05:45 PM  
I prefer CVS to Walgreens for that.
 
2013-08-10 01:07:36 PM  

johnny queso: Behind a walgreens? Classy.


Why not?  Just stroll in for Plan B and they're good to go.
 
2013-08-10 01:10:11 PM  

iheartscotch: GAHHHHH! NO! KILL IT WITH FIRE!


Yep. Yep. That was my reaction too.

I am guessing she will get the book thrown at her, just because they will want to see if that will improve her looks.
 
2013-08-10 01:12:10 PM  
another victimless crime
 
2013-08-10 01:15:21 PM  
Really? Maybe I'm an optimist but I'd bet she'd clean up just fine.

A little makeup, get her hurr did, a little black dress with some heels, right as rain.
 
2013-08-10 01:18:22 PM  
[donotwant.jpg]
 
2013-08-10 01:23:49 PM  
The problem is she was in a "position of trust".   Had she been so random 38 year old cougar, it wouldn't have been a crime.
 
2013-08-10 01:26:03 PM  

johnny queso: Behind a walgreens? Classy.


It least it's not Walmart.

Rand's lacy underwear: http://wizbangblog.com/2011/07/08/sex ual-abuse-of-students-in-schools - is-likely-more-than-100-times-the-abus e-by-priests/
FTFY


Weeners: Yeah, that's why we've seen so many prosecutions of public school teachers for anally raping 13 year old boys.

Win
 
2013-08-10 01:34:14 PM  
Did anyone else watch the video and find it weird that they would take a print journalist (who was clearly uncomfortable in front of a camera) and repeat the story basically word-for-word?

The video adds nothing to the story, and I felt bad for the poor guy just by watching it.
 
2013-08-10 01:44:27 PM  
Never heard of doing it "behind the Walgreens". Urban dictionary is no help.

Is that butt stuff or something?
 
2013-08-10 01:45:55 PM  

Mark Ratner: Mugato: Bridgette Miller, 39, got the 17-year-old boy

That monster!

Yeah, at 17, I guess he is technically a minor, but I bet if he committed murder, he'd be charged as an adult.


Funny how that works, eh?
 
2013-08-10 01:51:01 PM  

oh_please: Did anyone else watch the video and find it weird that they would take a print journalist (who was clearly uncomfortable in front of a camera) and repeat the story basically word-for-word?

The video adds nothing to the story, and I felt bad for the poor guy just by watching it.


Ya that was brutal to watch. He was forcing his way through that entire article.
 
2013-08-10 01:57:25 PM  
typical FARK. I, on the other hand, am asking myself "who the fark is teaching medical technology in high school, and why the fark can't MY kid have that??"

/works in medical technology
//in the 2%
///95% ahead of the rest of you losers.
 
2013-08-10 02:01:31 PM  
www.trbimg.com
 
2013-08-10 02:02:33 PM  

iheartscotch: GAHHHHH! NO! KILL IT WITH FIRE!


I can't remember flinching so hard at a photo.
 
2013-08-10 02:04:54 PM  

Madbassist1: typical FARK. I, on the other hand, am asking myself "who the fark is teaching medical technology in high school, and why the fark can't MY kid have that??"

/works in medical technology
//in the 2%
///95% ahead of the rest of you losers.


Not in math you're not.
 
2013-08-10 02:06:02 PM  

brimed03: iheartscotch: GAHHHHH! NO! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I can't remember flinching so hard at a photo.


THOSE EYES.....They're piercing my soul!
 
2013-08-10 02:16:01 PM  
joeskythedungeonbrawler.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-10 02:16:53 PM  

Madbassist1: typical FARK. I, on the other hand, am asking myself "who the fark is teaching medical technology in high school, and why the fark can't MY kid have that??"


I was wondering the same thing. What would a vocational high school class in that be like? What do they learn?
 
2013-08-10 02:19:15 PM  
That hurt my eyes.

/needs eye bleach
 
2013-08-10 02:24:48 PM  
It's like she's staring right into my soul through the monitor... GAAAAH.
 
2013-08-10 02:25:12 PM  
 
2013-08-10 02:28:27 PM  

brimed03: Madbassist1: typical FARK. I, on the other hand, am asking myself "who the fark is teaching medical technology in high school, and why the fark can't MY kid have that??"

/works in medical technology
//in the 2%
///95% ahead of the rest of you losers.

Not in math you're not.


Aren't you special?

/Think about it, Einstein.
 
2013-08-10 02:45:37 PM  
UUUUURGH! Not even I was ever horny enough in my teens to tap something like that.
 
2013-08-10 02:57:04 PM  

Mark Ratner: Mugato: Bridgette Miller, 39, got the 17-year-old boy

That monster!

Yeah, at 17, I guess he is technically a minor, but I bet if he committed murder, he'd be charged as an adult.


Well, he was killin' that pussy . . .
 
2013-08-10 02:57:37 PM  

Fista-Phobia: [joeskythedungeonbrawler.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


Speaking of, Deathstalker is on Netflix right now. Go fill your quota of terrible barbarian movies today.
 
2013-08-10 03:03:01 PM  

Madbassist1: brimed03: Madbassist1: typical FARK. I, on the other hand, am asking myself "who the fark is teaching medical technology in high school, and why the fark can't MY kid have that??"

/works in medical technology
//in the 2%
///95% ahead of the rest of you losers.

Not in math you're not.

Aren't you special?

/Think about it, Einstein.


Nope you are going to have to explain that math if you don't want to get mocked for being a moron.  You're still going to get mocked for claiming to be "in the 2%", but you brought that on yourself.

So about this math thing...
 
2013-08-10 03:48:52 PM  
DAMN! This truly deserves the ASININE tag! But it would also be fitting if just for once, two tags were enabled for a single story. Asinine and Scary tags would've been perfect for this.
 
2013-08-10 05:00:02 PM  

Kahabut: Madbassist1: brimed03: Madbassist1: typical FARK. I, on the other hand, am asking myself "who the fark is teaching medical technology in high school, and why the fark can't MY kid have that??"

/works in medical technology
//in the 2%
///95% ahead of the rest of you losers.

Not in math you're not.

Aren't you special?

/Think about it, Einstein.

Nope you are going to have to explain that math if you don't want to get mocked for being a moron.  You're still going to get mocked for claiming to be "in the 2%", but you brought that on yourself.

So about this math thing...


its okay, he is an anesthesiologist. So being bad at math isn't a big deal.
 
2013-08-10 05:26:24 PM  

Hyjamon: Kahabut: Madbassist1: brimed03: Madbassist1: typical FARK. I, on the other hand, am asking myself "who the fark is teaching medical technology in high school, and why the fark can't MY kid have that??"

/works in medical technology
//in the 2%
///95% ahead of the rest of you losers.

Not in math you're not.

Aren't you special?

/Think about it, Einstein.

Nope you are going to have to explain that math if you don't want to get mocked for being a moron.  You're still going to get mocked for claiming to be "in the 2%", but you brought that on yourself.

So about this math thing...

its okay, he is an anesthesiologist. So being bad at math isn't a big deal.


Seriously?  And claiming to be a 2% er (what the fark ever that even means)?

Well, by that token I'm a 1% because I run a profitable business and create jobs.
/where are my tax cuts?
 
2013-08-10 05:33:56 PM  
Wow guys. Im shocked you didnt know. Now think about it. I am claiming I make more than 98% of the population(ok, Kahabut?). No where did I say FARK was representative of the population, only that I made more than a mere 95% of Farkers. The error is on you for thinking that society as a whole and farkers were the same set. I was actually paying a complement.

Undeserved it seems.
 
2013-08-10 05:54:50 PM  

Madbassist1: Wow guys. Im shocked you didnt know. Now think about it. I am claiming I make more than 98% of the population(ok, Kahabut?). No where did I say FARK was representative of the population, only that I made more than a mere 95% of Farkers. The error is on you for thinking that society as a whole and farkers were the same set. I was actually paying a complement.

Undeserved it seems.


Nah, you just came off as a major douche, even after you tried to explain it.

You're a smart guy, I've seen it in other threads. You just flopped this time, it happens, no big whoop.
 
2013-08-10 05:56:08 PM  

Madbassist1: Wow guys. Im shocked you didnt know. Now think about it. I am claiming I make more than 98% of the population(ok, Kahabut?). No where did I say FARK was representative of the population, only that I made more than a mere 95% of Farkers. The error is on you for thinking that society as a whole and farkers were the same set. I was actually paying a complement.

Undeserved it seems.


Funny story, you don't know the first thing about how much money any percentage of farkers make, so your claim is entirely unfounded and arrogant.

Please shut the fark up now, before you dig yourself an entire grave instead of just a hole.
 
2013-08-10 07:15:15 PM  

Kahabut: Madbassist1: Wow guys. Im shocked you didnt know. Now think about it. I am claiming I make more than 98% of the population(ok, Kahabut?). No where did I say FARK was representative of the population, only that I made more than a mere 95% of Farkers. The error is on you for thinking that society as a whole and farkers were the same set. I was actually paying a complement.

Undeserved it seems.

Funny story, you don't know the first thing about how much money any percentage of farkers make, so your claim is entirely unfounded and arrogant.

Please shut the fark up now, before you dig yourself an entire grave instead of just a hole.


You sound jealous.

oh_please: Madbassist1: Wow guys. Im shocked you didnt know. Now think about it. I am claiming I make more than 98% of the population(ok, Kahabut?). No where did I say FARK was representative of the population, only that I made more than a mere 95% of Farkers. The error is on you for thinking that society as a whole and farkers were the same set. I was actually paying a complement.

Undeserved it seems.

Nah, you just came off as a major douche, even after you tried to explain it.


So what? Douche is what I was going for. (actually I'm only in the 3-4% not the 2 ;)

The point is, I wish they were training for med careers where my kid goes to school.

As for you two, face it, you missed the point because of two dimensional thinking, and are now furiously moving the goalposts.
 
2013-08-11 09:18:18 AM  
Now lets compare the reactions in this thread to the outrage that is expressed in threads about a male teacher sleeping with a female student.
 
2013-08-11 04:51:48 PM  

Madbassist1: You sound jealous.


Oh wow, I'd laugh in your face, but I don't want to get that close to you.

Take it from someone who is regularly accused of being an elitist swine, you fail utterly at convincing anyone except yourself that are A) a worthwhile human being, B) making even half as much as you say you do, C) understanding math at all.

You want to get into a bragging contest on the internet to prove who makes more money?  You win, Mr tinypenis, I just can't compete with your blatant inferiority complex.
 
2013-08-11 05:56:06 PM  

Kahabut: Madbassist1: You sound jealous.

Oh wow, I'd laugh in your face, but I don't want to get that close to you.

Take it from someone who is regularly accused of being an elitist swine, you fail utterly at convincing anyone except yourself that are A) a worthwhile human being, B) making even half as much as you say you do, C) understanding math at all.

You want to get into a bragging contest on the internet to prove who makes more money?  You win, Mr tinypenis, I just can't compete with your blatant inferiority complex.


LOL that's all you got? I'll set aside the personal attacks (like I said, you sound jealous). Let's just concentrate on the math. What's wrong with my math, genius? What is precisely the problem with saying I am in the 98th percentile of one set, and the 96th percentile of another?

Also, who was bragging? My point was that Med tech pays well and training kids in it is a good thing. As far as inferiority complexes go, you should look in the mirror, slick.

Now quit while you're behind.
 
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