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(eBay)   Anyone need a firewall/IPS? How about Fark's old one? Guaranteed free of beer/bourbon stains   (cgi.ebay.com) divider line 28
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8647 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2013 at 11:52 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-10 12:04:17 AM  
6 votes:
upgrading to the new PRISM compliant model?
2013-08-10 12:55:25 AM  
5 votes:
I checked out the seller ID (24 items bought/sold) and the ratings were all 100% with tons of "great ebay buyer" feedback from some seller called "fleshlight1" so in general I would say this seller is pretty solid.
2013-08-09 11:54:18 PM  
5 votes:
Behind 7 proxies. Don't need one.
2013-08-10 12:23:51 AM  
3 votes:
Any piece of equipment that so much of the Politics tab has flowed through is probably so clogged with derp that it will never function properly again.
2013-08-10 01:09:50 AM  
2 votes:
I just set up my web server today.  I turned on Windows Firewall.  Safe!
2013-08-10 12:44:43 AM  
2 votes:
Oh... speaking of such... I have a used butt plug for sale if anyone wants it.  ($100)
2013-08-09 11:57:27 PM  
2 votes:
Does it come with a handle of Maker's?
2013-08-10 03:19:50 PM  
1 votes:

HoratioGates: Does it have slats?


Dozens along the front edge.  With very thin gaps between. Do not use an ASA as a chair, you will need help soonish.
2013-08-10 11:35:53 AM  
1 votes:

Cubansaltyballs: eCurmudgeon: .../work for a network-security reseller...

You sound like a firewall noob: Someone that thinks a pretty UI means it's a better firewall.


Youse kids!  In MY day we wrote our firewall rules by hand at the command line and got all of our latest technical information from the firewalls majordomo email list.

//Get offa my LAN!
2013-08-10 09:38:31 AM  
1 votes:

SpaceBison: [img.fark.net image 640x480]


That's why I'm only offering a months TF subscription and a cat-ass picture.  When Fark goes down we get a text that says quite clearly "We spilt beer on the server again" the important word here is AGAIN, when you combine that knowledge with this picture of one of the Fark staff clearly passed out on a floor (it doesn't look like the flooring of any data centre I've been in, more like a kitchen) surrounded by booze AND the imminent liquid ingress in to the machines chassis... well...

I think I'll reduce my offer to just the slightly soiled cat ass picture as frankly we can already tell for certain that the item in question:

1) Hasn't been kept in a climate controlled environment.
2) Hasn't been properly maintained.
3) Potentially has liquid damage.
4) Is being sold by an obvious alcoholic which means it's unlikely to ever arrive as all the money will be spent on booze not shipping.

I honestly don't think he's going to get a better deal than the cat ass picture when you consider how beaten up this piece of kit may be.
2013-08-10 07:32:27 AM  
1 votes:

Mike: /submitter, obviously


I'll take it.  Not for THAT price obviously, it's second hand and heavily abused and being sold by an alcoholic so who knows if it even works of if the box that arrives will have this or a tuna sandwich in it.  I'll give you a months TF instead and a picture of my cats ass with lipstick on it that's only slightly soiled.  Deal?
2013-08-10 07:04:02 AM  
1 votes:
Geez. We have a geek-dick-waving contest.

:My FW's better than your FW.
2013-08-10 03:20:19 AM  
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: oh_please: oh_please: cowgirl toffee: BuckTurgidson: cowgirl toffee: Oh... speaking of such... I have a used butt plug for sale if anyone wants it.  ($100) ... $4 washed.

Exactly.

Well, hell, if you're gonna wash it, deal's off. You just lost yourself 80 bucks.

Derp, that was the joke...I told you I was tired...

Tired, huh?  You might want to go to pay pal and buy my butt plug before its gone! :O
/jk. :P


Wait a minute, are you sure there isn't some way I can email you my bank info? I don't really trust those PayPal folks.
2013-08-10 02:57:43 AM  
1 votes:
No deal without

cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
2013-08-10 01:50:16 AM  
1 votes:

BuckTurgidson: cowgirl toffee: Oh... speaking of such... I have a used butt plug for sale if anyone wants it.  ($100) ... $4 washed.


Exactly.
2013-08-10 01:48:07 AM  
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: Oh... speaking of such... I have a used butt plug for sale if anyone wants it.  ($100)

... $4 washed.
2013-08-10 01:39:06 AM  
1 votes:

deanayer: I checked out the seller ID (24 items bought/sold) and the ratings were all 100% with tons of "great ebay buyer" feedback from some seller called "fleshlight1" so in general I would say this seller is pretty solid.


imgs.xkcd.com

You can do this one in every 30 times and still have a 97% positive feedback.
2013-08-10 01:35:21 AM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: gfid: Mike: /submitter, obviously

Cool - I've got some stuff I'm thinking about selling on ebay.  I wonder if Fark will greenlight a thread for them.

Maybe if I get imaginative enough.

/one Ronson lighter with US Coast Guard emblem.  It's theoretically possible that Marilyn Monroe once used this as a sex toy or the John F. Kennedy lit a joint with it.  It's not likely, but it's possible.

TAKE MY GODDAMNED MONEY


Oh I will.  I've got dozens of lighters, mostly Zippos and Ronsons, but a few no-name brands some of which might even be 100 years old.    Well to be fair, most are from the 1940s and later.  I used to collect them like some people collect baseball cards.  I'm not sure, but I think this US Coast Guard lighter might have come from ebay.  And that's really reaching to say that JFK might have lit a joint with it especially since JFK was in the Navy and not the Coast Guard.  And the only reason to think that Marilyn Monroe might have used it as a sex toy is because it's just old enough to have been around when she was still alive.

But maybe I should make up stories to help sell them anyway.  I've got a Zippo with a Marlboro logo that I'm pretty sure Francis Scott Key used to light his cigarettes as he was composing the Star Spangled Banner.  I'll talk to that Rick guy from Pawn Stars.   I'm pretty sure he has a buddy who knows a lot about lighters.

I know I won't get rich especially since I plan on keeping my most prized lighters.   I like the table lighters made in "Occupied Japan" and I spent $125 for a Zippo once.  WTF was I thinking?  Except for the logo on it, it's exactly the same as a Zippo made yesterday.  Or maybe not - 1955 steel must have been better- and there's always the possibility that a former president used it to light a joint
2013-08-10 12:32:17 AM  
1 votes:

gfid: Mike: /submitter, obviously

Cool - I've got some stuff I'm thinking about selling on ebay.  I wonder if Fark will greenlight a thread for them.

Maybe if I get imaginative enough.

/one Ronson lighter with US Coast Guard emblem.  It's theoretically possible that Marilyn Monroe once used this as a sex toy or the John F. Kennedy lit a joint with it.  It's not likely, but it's possible.


TAKE MY GODDAMNED MONEY
2013-08-10 12:26:37 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-08-10 12:11:19 AM  
1 votes:
Guaranteed free of beer/bourbon stains

Not unless you cleaned it with a flamethrower.
2013-08-10 12:10:15 AM  
1 votes:
A Cisco ASA 5510 firewall, eh. I'll give you $20 for it. Best I can do.

/pawn star
2013-08-10 12:02:28 AM  
1 votes:

foo monkey: Fark no. That thing must reek like burbon.


And trolls
2013-08-10 12:00:38 AM  
1 votes:
Was that not included in the Buzzfeed deal?
2013-08-09 11:58:54 PM  
1 votes:
Fark got a new, bigger, firewall?  No more flamewars!!!!   Yay!
2013-08-09 11:58:08 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, I didn't know Fark also had a wireless network called 'Linksys'!
2013-08-09 11:54:45 PM  
1 votes:
Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security appliance

I thought you said it was a firewall.
2013-08-09 11:52:33 PM  
1 votes:
/submitter, obviously
 
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