gingerjet: Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security applianceI thought you said it was a firewall.
djh0101010: gingerjet: Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security applianceI thought you said it was a firewall.Which is it, Sir? You seem to be changing your story...
foo monkey: Fark no. That thing must reek like burbon.
brukmann: gingerjet: Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security applianceI thought you said it was a firewall.If you're going to make passive-aggressive statements, just whip out your e-dick since you know you want to. I'm certain there are a lot of applications that need even more, but after seeing DDOS rip through everything and barely make a blip on the CPU of one of these guys, uhhh... i'm wondering where the punchline is. It could be you.
Tony_Pepperoni: $65 for standard shipping? Is it 100lbs or something?
BuckTurgidson: Does it come with a handle of Maker's?
Mike: /submitter, obviously
redahle: Was that not included in the Buzzfeed deal?
gfid: Mike: /submitter, obviouslyCool - I've got some stuff I'm thinking about selling on ebay. I wonder if Fark will greenlight a thread for them.Maybe if I get imaginative enough./one Ronson lighter with US Coast Guard emblem. It's theoretically possible that Marilyn Monroe once used this as a sex toy or the John F. Kennedy lit a joint with it. It's not likely, but it's possible.
Seamer: Off to check the resale value of all the netgear switches we have in our equipment closet... Some of it isn't even plugged in.
Vlad_the_Inaner: $900 used on amazon.com
Deveyn: Nice, those are the same units we used for Bank of FSM, very solid.For web apps I'm a big fan of Imperva, but they're not cheap.
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