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2013-08-09 11:52:33 PM
/submitter, obviously
 
2013-08-09 11:53:35 PM
I enjoyed writing your malware signatures.
 
2013-08-09 11:53:35 PM
Currently using ASA 5520s at work.   They're solid.
 
2013-08-09 11:54:18 PM
Behind 7 proxies. Don't need one.
 
2013-08-09 11:54:45 PM
Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security appliance

I thought you said it was a firewall.
 
2013-08-09 11:55:02 PM
Fark no. That thing must reek like burbon.
 
2013-08-09 11:55:04 PM
It works fine, we just needed something (and a failover dupe) that was bigger.
 
2013-08-09 11:56:42 PM

gingerjet: Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security appliance

I thought you said it was a firewall.


Which is it, Sir?  You seem to be changing your story...
 
2013-08-09 11:56:42 PM
Sonicwall super massive user
 
2013-08-09 11:57:14 PM
No thank you.  I'm pushing for an F5.
 
2013-08-09 11:57:27 PM
Does it come with a handle of Maker's?
 
2013-08-09 11:58:08 PM
Wow, I didn't know Fark also had a wireless network called 'Linksys'!
 
2013-08-09 11:58:29 PM

djh0101010: gingerjet: Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security appliance

I thought you said it was a firewall.

Which is it, Sir?  You seem to be changing your story...


A router with some lousy filtering filtering capability and completely shiat IPS capability.

/helped beta test the things back in the day
//infosec snob
 
2013-08-09 11:58:54 PM
Fark got a new, bigger, firewall?  No more flamewars!!!!   Yay!
 
2013-08-09 11:58:57 PM
Folks should read this before bidding.
 
2013-08-10 12:00:38 AM
Was that not included in the Buzzfeed deal?
 
2013-08-10 12:00:40 AM

gingerjet: Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security appliance

I thought you said it was a firewall.


If you're going to make passive-aggressive statements, just whip out your e-dick since you know you want to. I'm certain there are a lot of applications that need even more, but after seeing DDOS rip through everything and barely make a blip on the CPU of one of these guys, uhhh... i'm wondering where the punchline is. It could be you.
 
2013-08-10 12:01:17 AM

gingerjet: snob


nailed it.
 
2013-08-10 12:01:57 AM
Bah, Running a Juniper SRX 220.   Juniper > Cisco
 
2013-08-10 12:02:28 AM

foo monkey: Fark no. That thing must reek like burbon.


And trolls
 
2013-08-10 12:04:17 AM
upgrading to the new PRISM compliant model?
 
2013-08-10 12:05:45 AM

brukmann: gingerjet: Cisco ASA 5510 adaptive security appliance

I thought you said it was a firewall.

If you're going to make passive-aggressive statements, just whip out your e-dick since you know you want to. I'm certain there are a lot of applications that need even more, but after seeing DDOS rip through everything and barely make a blip on the CPU of one of these guys, uhhh... i'm wondering where the punchline is. It could be you.


Dude... chill. You're gonna bust a forehead vein.
 
2013-08-10 12:07:49 AM
$65 for standard shipping? Is it 100lbs or something?
 
2013-08-10 12:10:15 AM
A Cisco ASA 5510 firewall, eh. I'll give you $20 for it. Best I can do.

/pawn star
 
2013-08-10 12:10:47 AM

Tony_Pepperoni: $65 for standard shipping? Is it 100lbs or something?


It must think you're *really* far from Kentucky.  (I think it's closer to 25-30 lbs and I was just gonna do UPS ground.)
 
2013-08-10 12:11:05 AM

BuckTurgidson: Does it come with a handle of Maker's?


And a lifetime Total Fark subscription?
 
2013-08-10 12:11:19 AM
Guaranteed free of beer/bourbon stains

Not unless you cleaned it with a flamethrower.
 
2013-08-10 12:11:51 AM
so is there any top secret fark data onthat sucker? Like drew's annual bourbon budget?
 
2013-08-10 12:13:12 AM
Once it sells can they remove that yellow deal from the pages?
 
2013-08-10 12:14:59 AM
 Have you cleaned out the Caturday fur from it?
 
2013-08-10 12:15:30 AM

Tony_Pepperoni: $65 for standard shipping? Is it 100lbs or something?


When's the last time you shipped something at a UPS Store? I'm so farking pampered by having access to Amazon's corporate account, about $0.45 a pound, but last time I had to ship a 10 ounce package for my dad via UPS it was $19. fark, the item he was returning was $25, I should have just paid him off.

Of course, my average shipment to an Amazon warehouse is 200+ pounds. I think they describe is as "base load rate". As in, this is what it takes to run the whole system.
 
2013-08-10 12:18:55 AM

Mike: /submitter, obviously


Cool - I've got some stuff I'm thinking about selling on ebay.  I wonder if Fark will greenlight a thread for them.

Maybe if I get imaginative enough.

/one Ronson lighter with US Coast Guard emblem.  It's theoretically possible that Marilyn Monroe once used this as a sex toy or the John F. Kennedy lit a joint with it.  It's not likely, but it's possible.
 
2013-08-10 12:23:31 AM

redahle: Was that not included in the Buzzfeed deal?


Haha you browse mobile too? Fark be shillin!
 
2013-08-10 12:23:51 AM
Any piece of equipment that so much of the Politics tab has flowed through is probably so clogged with derp that it will never function properly again.
 
2013-08-10 12:26:37 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-10 12:26:51 AM
So Drew decided he doesn't need a firewall anymore, the innertubes are safe now?  Open season!
 
2013-08-10 12:28:45 AM
I'll stick with my Check Point firewalls.
 
2013-08-10 12:30:18 AM
Ditch Cisco, go pfSense!
/I'm biased
 
2013-08-10 12:32:17 AM

gfid: Mike: /submitter, obviously

Cool - I've got some stuff I'm thinking about selling on ebay.  I wonder if Fark will greenlight a thread for them.

Maybe if I get imaginative enough.

/one Ronson lighter with US Coast Guard emblem.  It's theoretically possible that Marilyn Monroe once used this as a sex toy or the John F. Kennedy lit a joint with it.  It's not likely, but it's possible.


TAKE MY GODDAMNED MONEY
 
2013-08-10 12:36:08 AM
Off to check the resale value of all the netgear switches we have in our equipment closet... Some of it isn't even plugged in.
 
2013-08-10 12:44:43 AM
Oh... speaking of such... I have a used butt plug for sale if anyone wants it.  ($100)
 
2013-08-10 12:46:19 AM

Seamer: Off to check the resale value of all the netgear switches we have in our equipment closet... Some of it isn't even plugged in.


Let's see 'em hack that!
 
2013-08-10 12:46:46 AM
Nice, those are the same units we used for Bank of FSM, very solid.

For web apps I'm a big fan of Imperva, but they're not cheap.
 
2013-08-10 12:49:16 AM
Whoa. Just think of all the attention whoring that's crossed that puppy.
 
2013-08-10 12:51:19 AM
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?
 
2013-08-10 12:52:51 AM
minimum bid $1,250.00?

$900 used on amazon.com

I suppose someone might consider the historical value
 
2013-08-10 12:55:25 AM
I checked out the seller ID (24 items bought/sold) and the ratings were all 100% with tons of "great ebay buyer" feedback from some seller called "fleshlight1" so in general I would say this seller is pretty solid.
 
2013-08-10 12:57:59 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: $900 used on amazon.com


Probably without the IPS module.
 
2013-08-10 01:09:50 AM
I just set up my web server today.  I turned on Windows Firewall.  Safe!
 
2013-08-10 01:11:13 AM

Deveyn: Nice, those are the same units we used for Bank of FSM, very solid.

For web apps I'm a big fan of Imperva, but they're not cheap.


Cisco is beginning the EOL process for the standard ASA, in favor of the ASA-X series.

They are also wrapping IPS into the CX functionality (AKA NextGen Firewalls) in the next year.

Finally getting up to speed on deep inspection; competing with Palo Alto (who they attempted to buy - unsuccessfully).  They did just buy SourceFire, so expect to see something from that.

/Cisco geek
//don't work for Cisco
 
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