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(Daily Mail)   Fan mistakes Mark Wahlberg for Matt Damon. Eh, close enough   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
    More: Amusing, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Facebook, Elysium, NBA Finals, Uno, Martin Scorsese  
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2013-08-10 12:46:00 AM  
To be fair all white people do look alike.
 
2013-08-10 12:46:07 AM  
Feel the vibration
 
2013-08-10 12:53:17 AM  
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Matt Damon.

/say hi to your mother for me
 
2013-08-10 12:53:51 AM  

theflatline: To be fair all white people do look alike.


Sweet! Then I look like both Brad Pitt and Jack Black!
 
2013-08-10 12:58:00 AM  

ThatBillmanGuy: theflatline: To be fair all white people do look alike.

Sweet! Then I look like both Brad Pitt and Jack Black!


Quick!!
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Grab her tit before she notices!
 
2013-08-10 01:01:55 AM  
That's why I just yell, "I loved you in the Departed"! at everybody.
 
2013-08-10 01:02:08 AM  
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Is that a still of Matt Damon from Behind the Candelabra after visiting Rob Lowe?
 
2013-08-10 01:03:27 AM  
Fan

Fan?! Of whom?
 
2013-08-10 01:17:12 AM  

farkingismybusiness: ThatBillmanGuy: theflatline: To be fair all white people do look alike.

Sweet! Then I look like both Brad Pitt and Jack Black!

Quick!!
[images.teamsugar.com image 400x393]
Grab her tit before she notices!


kung fu panda grab!
 
2013-08-10 01:21:57 AM  
Well, I guess they do look vaguely similar, and they're pretty interchangeable as far as the rolls they play.

I keep reading articles about Amy Adams this or that and then I get excited thinking Amy Acker is going to be in something new, then I remember who Amy Adams is and I'm deflated.
 
2013-08-10 01:25:12 AM  
You know this is just going to turn into people acting all butthurt about Marky Mark's childhood.
 
2013-08-10 01:33:25 AM  
So he got mistaken for someone more famous than him?

My local paper gave "Elysium" a D+ rating. Ouch.
 
2013-08-10 01:44:41 AM  

farkingismybusiness: ThatBillmanGuy: theflatline: To be fair all white people do look alike.

Sweet! Then I look like both Brad Pitt and Jack Black!

Quick!!
[images.teamsugar.com image 400x393]
Grab her tit before she notices!


There, uh, might be a problem with that plan now.
 
2013-08-10 01:52:36 AM  

JayCab: farkingismybusiness: ThatBillmanGuy: theflatline: To be fair all white people do look alike.

Sweet! Then I look like both Brad Pitt and Jack Black!

Quick!!
[images.teamsugar.com image 400x393]
Grab her tit before she notices!

There, uh, might be a problem with that plan now.


Not if he looks like Jack Black/Brad Pitt! Grab dem titties!
 
2013-08-10 02:34:40 AM  
Wait, which character did he play on Friends?  I know he was either Ross, Doug or Will, but I haven't seen the show in ages so I forget the specifics.
 
2013-08-10 03:39:55 AM  

MrHappyRotter: Wait, which character did he play on Friends?  I know he was either Ross, Doug or Will, but I haven't seen the show in ages so I forget the specifics.


matt played the gay lawyer, while mark wahlberg a/k/a marky mark of marky mark and the funky bunch played the role of tootie. little know fact: both these famous female actors got their start in the long run soap opera "as the world turns". they played the olsen twins.
 
2013-08-10 05:03:26 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: You know this is just going to turn into people acting all butthurt about Marky Mark's childhood.


He led one of  Pol Pot's death marches or something like that! You can't mature past a death march!!!!
 
2013-08-10 05:05:54 AM  
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R.I.P. Bruce Springsteen
 
2013-08-10 05:25:02 AM  

farkingismybusiness: JayCab: farkingismybusiness: ThatBillmanGuy: theflatline: To be fair all white people do look alike.

Sweet! Then I look like both Brad Pitt and Jack Black!

Quick!!
[images.teamsugar.com image 400x393]
Grab her tit before she notices!

There, uh, might be a problem with that plan now.

Not if he looks like Jack Black/Brad Pitt! Grab dem titties!


What titties?
 
2013-08-10 06:47:25 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: I keep reading articles about Amy Adams this or that and then I get excited thinking Amy Acker is going to be in something new, then I remember who Amy Adams is and I'm deflated.


I have this problem with all the actresses named Jennifer and Jessica that all seem to be very pretty, but lacking in distinctiveness (Kathryn Hepburn, Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman are all very distinctive).
 
2013-08-10 07:25:23 AM  

theflatline: To be fair all white people do look alike.


Just on Game of Thrones.
 
2013-08-10 07:43:54 AM  
I wonder if she reads cursive and hears wet grass.
 
2013-08-10 09:39:04 AM  
What's her fark handle?

Seriously, you all have seen the mugshot roundup threads where people post some celeb "look alike" who's only similarity is the number of eyes and the presence of a nose...

/some people just don't do well with faces
//not well at all
 
2013-08-10 10:09:23 AM  
This makes the last scene of The Departed hilarious in context.
 
2013-08-10 10:23:20 AM  
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Huh? Whah? Matt Damon? Who? What's going on?
 
2013-08-10 10:43:02 AM  
You mean that wasn't Mark Wahlberg who rescued Stephen Colbert from underneath the vending machine?
 
2013-08-10 12:13:09 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: That's why I just yell, "I loved you in the Departed"! at everybody.


To be fair, go to Boston and yell that. (Also "The Town").

/well, maybe not in Roxbury
 
2013-08-11 11:00:37 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: I keep reading articles about Amy Adams this or that and then I get excited thinking Amy Acker is going to be in something new, then I remember who Amy Adams is and I'm deflated.


I can never tell Amy Adams from the woman who plays Pam on  The Office. I got into a fight with my wife a while back over whether it was Adams or Pam-from-the-office who was in that baseball movie with Clint Eastwood. It ended with me betting her $20 that it was "that chick from  The Office." Unfortunately, it was Adams. Fortunately, Adams was on three episodes of  The Office, which led to the kind of gloating that got me  literally cockpunched. I'm not saying I didn't deserve it, but it was worth it.

/csb
 
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