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(Huffington Post)   Kid finds out he has the coolest mom in town   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 73
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20953 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2013 at 7:04 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-09 11:32:53 PM  
I'm going to hell for this, but damn that was a funny headline.
 
2013-08-09 11:38:31 PM  
+1 subs, very nice.
 
2013-08-10 12:08:16 AM  
His mom had better be cool.  His dad is Green Lantern.
 
2013-08-10 07:45:58 AM  
Ok, now that's a funny farking headline right there.
 
2013-08-10 07:06:22 PM  
JHC that was funny. Subby!
+1 Internets for you!
 
2013-08-10 07:07:07 PM  
That was cold.
 
2013-08-10 07:08:57 PM  
Oh, sick burn subby.  Freezer burn to be exact.
 
2013-08-10 07:09:08 PM  

Lady Indica: That was cold.


Came to say this. Was too late! :)
 
2013-08-10 07:10:29 PM  
I'll see you in hell, subby :)
 
2013-08-10 07:11:19 PM  
Where's the "cool" tag?
 
2013-08-10 07:11:33 PM  
Nice. +1
 
2013-08-10 07:12:09 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Where's the "cool" tag?


HA!
 
2013-08-10 07:13:55 PM  
Nicely done, subby.
HotY material.

FTFA: It's not clear what led him to look in the freezer.
Ummm..he was looking for food maybe?
What a dumbass thing to add at the end.
 
2013-08-10 07:17:07 PM  
Ha. So wrong, subby. So wrong it's right.
 
2013-08-10 07:17:09 PM  
FOrever young. Forever beautiful.
 
2013-08-10 07:17:20 PM  
"Man, I hope mom got some hotpockets."
*opens door*
*takes hotpockets from mom's outstretched arms*
"Awesome! Thanks mom!"
*closes door*
"...wait."
 
2013-08-10 07:17:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Where's the "cool" tag?


Probably down at the 7-11 getting a new pack of Marlboro Reds.  Lucky for me my kids always know where to find 'em.

coolmom.com
 
2013-08-10 07:17:51 PM  
Stroker?
 
2013-08-10 07:17:54 PM  
i213.photobucket.com

poor major iceborg
 
2013-08-10 07:19:22 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Where's the "cool" tag?


i.ebayimg.com
 
2013-08-10 07:20:57 PM  

technofiend: cowgirl toffee: Where's the "cool" tag?

Probably down at the 7-11 getting a new pack of Marlboro Reds.  Lucky for me my kids always know where to find 'em.

[coolmom.com image 468x541]


Those aren't Reds in the picture though, that kid's going after Lights.
 
2013-08-10 07:21:08 PM  
Totinos?
 
2013-08-10 07:22:08 PM  
I think the culprit is going to be gravity. She fell in and got stuck.
 
2013-08-10 07:23:36 PM  
The Texas Rangers are assisting in the investigation? Don't they have a game?
 
2013-08-10 07:26:09 PM  
ICE of you to drop by.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-10 07:27:28 PM  
Nice headline subby. VERY nice.
 
2013-08-10 07:28:59 PM  
He used to have the hottest mom in town.
 
2013-08-10 07:31:01 PM  
images.wikia.com\
literally....
 
2013-08-10 07:34:11 PM  

Neondistraction: Those aren't Reds in the picture though, that kid's going after Lights.


Dude, don't call out him out for being a farking lightweight. That's just rude.
 
2013-08-10 07:35:20 PM  
It's not clear what led him to look in the freezer.

Uh, he's a teenaged boy... he was looking for the BagelBites.
 
2013-08-10 07:36:28 PM  
Subby, that headline was gross, warped, perverted, tasteless and just plain downright sick.

Best thing I have seen all week, keep up the good work.
 
2013-08-10 07:41:29 PM  
The kid did it.
 
2013-08-10 07:42:28 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: It's not clear what led him to look in the freezer.

Uh, he's a teenaged boy... he was looking for the BagelBites.


Actually, looking for the cell phone.
 
2013-08-10 07:47:02 PM  
Pun. The lowest form of comedy.

/why yes, I am a buzzkill
 
2013-08-10 07:49:11 PM  

Fallout Boy: Pun. The lowest form of comedy.

/why yes, I am a buzzkill


If Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener hears you say that it'll be pistols at dawn, mate.  I'd lay lower if I were you.
 
2013-08-10 07:49:27 PM  
This kids probably cryo-n right now and everyone is making jokes, awful.
 
2013-08-10 07:51:38 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Nicely done, subby.
HotY material.

FTFA: It's not clear what led him to look in the freezer.
Ummm..he was looking for food maybe?
What a dumbass thing to add at the end.




Frozen frogs. It's always frozen frogs, right?
 
2013-08-10 07:56:08 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-10 07:56:52 PM  
Follow-up headline: killer captured, freon bond
 
2013-08-10 07:56:56 PM  

berylman: This kids probably cryo-n right now and everyone is making jokes, awful.


Are you saying they should cool it on the jokes before the mods freeze the thread?  The way ice see it, there's snow way getting around the blizzard of puns sure to hail us all.  Unless some absolute zero comes in and gives us black ice with some really awful puns.
 
2013-08-10 08:00:48 PM  

Texas Gabe: Follow-up headline: killer captured, freon bond


Sigh.  Four words and you've outdone me.  :drops mic, walks away:
 
2013-08-10 08:02:08 PM  
Subby, please take credit.
 
2013-08-10 08:09:29 PM  
Badly played subby, the kid is now out in the cold and all you can do is stiff him. I'm turning a cold shoulder to this thread.
 
2013-08-10 08:13:09 PM  
Approves of Subby:

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2013-08-10 08:13:14 PM  
I usually tell my wife she's the coldest biatch in a 30 mile radius. Since Mineral Wells is only 45 miles away she no longer has that distinction. Now she's got to be content with second place. Such is life in Texas.
 
2013-08-10 08:14:30 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: I usually tell my wife she's the coldest biatch in a 30 mile radius. Since Mineral Wells is only 45 miles away she no longer has that distinction. Now she's got to be content with second place. Such is life in Texas.


Someone doesn't understand circles.
 
2013-08-10 08:15:42 PM  
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2013-08-10 08:16:36 PM  

TinyFist: sweet-daddy-2: I usually tell my wife she's the coldest biatch in a 30 mile radius. Since Mineral Wells is only 45 miles away she no longer has that distinction. Now she's got to be content with second place. Such is life in Texas.

Someone doesn't understand circles.


um...yeah i had to read it twice to be sure that I wasnt the one being dumb
 
2013-08-10 08:20:56 PM  
Piizzadude:

um...yeah i had to read it twice to be sure that I wasnt the one being dumb

I triple checked myself to make sure I didn't make a huge ass out of myself- I've learned from numerous past experiences. Such is Fark. Buncha jackals running around out here...
 
2013-08-10 08:21:49 PM  
I'll wait for a followup when they arrest the kid for killing his mom in cold blood.
 
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