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(Daily Mail)   During those intimate moments with your man, he is really thinking about having a threesome, or banging your friends   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 226
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2013-08-09 08:15:27 PM
Apparently all women in East England give head badly.
 
2013-08-09 08:29:44 PM
Threesome w/ her sister
 
2013-08-09 08:30:47 PM
So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.
 
2013-08-09 08:39:45 PM
as can she.

Who cares?
 
2013-08-09 08:44:26 PM
Daily Mail covering a Cosmopolitan story? SO meta.
 
2013-08-09 08:49:53 PM
I'm middle-aged so I've either lived long enough to have realized most of my sexual fantasies (including a threesome...yeah me) or I'm too old to remember them.  One things for certain...these days if I'm in a monogamous relationship...I'm not into sharing my gf with a man or a woman.
 
2013-08-09 08:51:12 PM
Probably because we ARE having a threesome.
 
2013-08-09 09:00:59 PM
Or?!?

Try banging your friends in a foursome.
 
2013-08-09 09:32:43 PM
Boobs Bouncing


(ooh, sorry -didn't mean to jizz all over the screen)
 
2013-08-09 09:34:07 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.


This.
 
2013-08-09 09:34:13 PM

poteet: Probably because we ARE having a threesome.


Go on...
: )
 
2013-08-09 09:35:31 PM
Her friends are uggos. You mean the hotties in the Garanima...um, I mean the Victoria's Secret catalog
 
2013-08-09 09:35:38 PM

cgraves67: Apparently all women in East England give head badly.


st.depositphotos.com

I can't imagine why.
 
2013-08-09 09:36:23 PM
Stop reading my mind NSA!
 
2013-08-09 09:38:26 PM
How old were these guys? To only have had sex with 1-3 women? Did they misunderstand the question?
 
2013-08-09 09:39:24 PM
Most men have slept with between one and three women

So, two?
 
2013-08-09 09:39:32 PM

Deedeemarz: How old were these guys? To only have had sex with 1-3 women? Did they misunderstand the question?


I was about to post something similar. I mean, really?? 1-3? Suddenly I feel like even more of a man-whore than my wife tells me I was.
 
2013-08-09 09:39:59 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Don't worry, ma'am -- he's looking to have sex with your guy friends.
 
2013-08-09 09:41:37 PM

gameshowhost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]

Don't worry, ma'am -- he's looking to have sex with your guy friends.


So, it's okay as long as the balls don't touch.
 
2013-08-09 09:42:16 PM
This is why anti-depressants are hard on your sex-life.  They remove the power of fantasies.
 
2013-08-09 09:45:12 PM

tevo: Deedeemarz: How old were these guys? To only have had sex with 1-3 women? Did they misunderstand the question?

I was about to post something similar. I mean, really?? 1-3? Suddenly I feel like even more of a man-whore than my wife tells me I was.


Exactly! I can't think of a relatively normal, relatively decent looking/smelling, somewhat intelligent male over high school age that hasn't been laid more than that.

Is it bad that I find that kind of sad???
 
2013-08-09 09:45:29 PM
Incorrect subby, thats what we are thinking of when we aren't busy getting some.
 
2013-08-09 09:45:52 PM
Put me down for not understanding the 1-3 women thing also.  There is no way that's possible.

Do they mean at the same time?  It makes sense that most men have only had sex with 1-3 women at the same time, but that raises some questions about the men who claimed to have been with 100+...
 
2013-08-09 09:45:53 PM
While I'm banging the wife, I'm thinking about hunting Spring Gobblers in the early morning light.
 
2013-08-09 09:46:51 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.


Precisely. Mmmm... dick.

/influx of profile clicks starting... now
 
2013-08-09 09:47:10 PM

gameshowhost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]

Don't worry, ma'am -- he's looking to have sex with your guy friends.


Oh, this.

That is NOT the look of a straight man.
 
2013-08-09 09:47:44 PM
I used to think about banging my ex-girlfriends sister when we were together. I assume she was thinking about any number of her male coworkers given the way things worked out.
 
2013-08-09 09:48:09 PM

Sgygus: This is why anti-depressants are hard on your sex-life.  They remove the power of fantasies.


you wrote "sex-life" when you meant 'masturbation'
 
2013-08-09 09:50:11 PM

Deedeemarz: How old were these guys? To only have had sex with 1-3 women? Did they misunderstand the question?


I know more than one admitted-to-me 30-something virgin.  Not utterly broken/offensive guys either. Surveys show that is, believe it or not, around 10-15% of 30-something males.

/ not quite a 30-something virgin... luckily married... but see where I could have been one pretty easily
 
2013-08-09 09:50:31 PM
1-3 women? Damn, I suddenly feel like a playa. Maybe they just surveyed religious towns where kids just married whoever had the locker next to theirs in high school and then lived the rest of their lives in quiet desperation.
 
2013-08-09 09:50:50 PM

Anastacya: The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.

Precisely. Mmmm... dick.

/influx of profile clicks starting... now


/clicks
//notices AIM name
///backs away slowly
 
2013-08-09 09:50:53 PM
I've never fantasized about someone else during sex. Does that make me weird?
 
2013-08-09 09:53:50 PM
FTA: "32 per cent of single men want to have sex with an ex"


"Sex" without "ex" is just "s".
 
2013-08-09 09:54:02 PM

Anastacya: The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.

Precisely. Mmmm... dick.

/influx of profile clicks starting... now


How you doin?
 
2013-08-09 09:55:34 PM

Anastacya: The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.

Precisely. Mmmm... dick.

/influx of profile clicks starting... now


Nice of you to have so many pictures of your cute pussy ready and waiting.
 
2013-08-09 09:59:37 PM

fusillade762: I've never fantasized about someone else during sex. Does that make me weird?


Yes. Yes it does.
 
2013-08-09 10:00:46 PM

Virtuoso80: Anastacya: The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.

Precisely. Mmmm... dick.

/influx of profile clicks starting... now

Nice of you to have so many pictures of your cute pussy ready and waiting.


This was a very misleading post.
 
2013-08-09 10:01:19 PM

gameshowhost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]

Don't worry, ma'am -- he's looking to have sex with your guy friends.


No kidding if I had sex with him I would be fantasizing about him and his boyfriend as well : )
 
2013-08-09 10:02:23 PM
1-3 women? You poor, undersexed Englishmen... oh.

I forgot we were talking about Englishmen.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-09 10:02:47 PM
Men in Wales are different in this survey. Men is Wales are always different. Thanks to the Telegraph for pointing that out.

www.aerospaceguide.net
 
2013-08-09 10:05:29 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.


Kind of my feeling, too. Especially since I think of other men, too.
 
2013-08-09 10:05:42 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.


I did click on your profile. For some reason after seeing the photo posted there I am certain if I were seeing you, I would be absolutely faithful to you.
 
2013-08-09 10:07:26 PM
Findings in Cosmopolitan magazine's men-only sex survey

Hahahahahahahaha!
 
2013-08-09 10:11:16 PM

BitwiseShift: Men in Wales are different in this survey. Men is Wales are always different. Thanks to the Telegraph for pointing that out.

[www.aerospaceguide.net image 400x417]


I never realized how... homogeneous, their heights and builds were until I saw that pic just now.

(Would tap Eve Myles silly. Boo-ya.)
 
2013-08-09 10:12:10 PM

YourOwnMedicine: Virtuoso80: Anastacya: The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.

Precisely. Mmmm... dick.

/influx of profile clicks starting... now

Nice of you to have so many pictures of your cute pussy ready and waiting.

This was a very misleading post.


Are you new to the internet?
 
2013-08-09 10:12:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: So long as he keeps giving me the dick, he can think about whatever he wants.


How you doin?
 
2013-08-09 10:14:44 PM

fusillade762: I've never fantasized about someone else during sex. Does that make me weird?


No, I don't think it's weird at all. When I'm having sex, I concentrate only on what's going on at the moment. When I'm NOT having sex, however, I fantasize a lot.
 
2013-08-09 10:16:54 PM
A bit of wisdom from my aunt: "It doesn't matter where you get the appetite, as long as you show up to the dinner table."
 
2013-08-09 10:17:00 PM
"Most men have slept with between one and three women"

 I call bs.  That is either total crap or I am one helluva stud.

I would think the typical number would be more like 6-20.
 
2013-08-09 10:17:03 PM
Most American men are out of shape, so they go for the less attractive women. Then they wish they had a more attractive woman.
 
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