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(Today)   Jimmy Fallon reveals that his child was born via a surrogate mother. Of course, news that he's slept with a woman would be even more surprising   (today.com) divider line 25
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2013-08-09 04:56:25 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

My wife and I can't get pregnant ...

static.guim.co.uk

The way we do it.

/wrong jimmy
 
2013-08-09 04:56:39 PM  
i like fallon

and the idea that a person you don't care for must be gay is offensively retarded, subtard
 
2013-08-09 04:58:06 PM  
I thought they were getting divorced.

And why do they always use "first child"?  Just my pet peeve, anyway.
 
2013-08-09 05:05:47 PM  

Kid the Universe: i like fallon

and the idea that a person you don't care for must be gay is offensively retarded, subtard


Too right, even if gays really can reproduce/adopt.  Or go the Morrissey route.

And if a celeb is taking their time in starting to breed (especially for the public's entertainment, since their "kings and "queens" have to produce heirs) ... they're accused of not only being "gay", but also "boring" and "sad".
 
2013-08-09 05:42:03 PM  
I remember reading around the time of the birth that the wife was 46 or something. I wondered if it was a typo or what, now it makes sense.
 
2013-08-09 05:43:06 PM  
Between this and the Beiber thread, it seems like there's a lot of Farkers that would feel at home in Russia these days,
 
2013-08-09 05:54:19 PM  

Kid the Universe: and the idea that a person you don't care for must be gay is offensively retarded, subtard


Un-bunch your panties.

/uh oh, now I'm saying as if wearing women's underwear is offensive
//uh oh, now I'm offending people who are against wearing underwear
///uh oh, now I'm offen-
//and so on and so forth
 
2013-08-09 06:01:23 PM  

Kid the Universe: i like fallon

and the idea that a person you don't care for must be gay is offensively retarded, subtard


Wow....I think Fallon is about as funny as the shiat my cat leaves in her litter box, but I didn't read the headline as suggesting Fallon was gay.  I read it more that he's a loser that can't get a woman.

Your faux gay outrage is offensively retarded.
 
2013-08-09 06:24:21 PM  
Subby must be quite a hit on the playground at recess.
 
2013-08-09 07:02:38 PM  

gfid: Kid the Universe: i like fallon

and the idea that a person you don't care for must be gay is offensively retarded, subtard

Wow....I think Fallon is about as funny as the shiat my cat leaves in her litter box, but I didn't read the headline as suggesting Fallon was gay.  I read it more that he's a loser that can't get a woman.

Your faux gay outrage is offensively retarded.


All THIS.

Except for one thing . . . Fallon acts like a stereotypical, effeminate gay man.

Except for one thing . . . many stereotypical, effeminate gay men I know are actually funny.

So now I'm mildly confused about what the issue even is.  Well, let's just leave it as something we can all agree upon--Jimmy Fallon sucks and is an unfunny dipshiat.

Drinks all around!
 
2013-08-09 07:34:22 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: Between this and the Beiber thread, it seems like there's a lot of Farkers that would feel at home in Russia these days,


Welcome to fark
 
2013-08-09 07:50:33 PM  
There is nothing remotely gay about Fallon. My gaydar is strong.
 
2013-08-09 07:54:52 PM  

mycathatesyou: There is nothing remotely gay about Fallon. My gaydar is strong.


Hmmm.  You may be correct.

i58.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-09 08:06:17 PM  

Kid the Universe: i like fallon

and the idea that a person you don't care for must be gay is offensively retarded, subtard


They could also be implying that no woman would want to sleep with him.
 
2013-08-09 08:26:29 PM  

Cargo: Drinks all around!


That's probably something we all can agree on.
 
2013-08-09 08:38:22 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: Between this and the Beiber thread, it seems like there's a lot of Farkers that would feel at home in Russia these days,


Well the politics certainly lean that way
 
2013-08-09 09:02:57 PM  
I've never really been drawn to watch Fallon but when I do see him, I laugh. His constant Carol Burnetting on SNL was amusing to me.
 
2013-08-09 09:27:40 PM  
This is Mr. England, the brains of the organization. That'll give you some idea of the organization. - Groucho Marx (Room Service, 1938)
 
2013-08-09 11:02:58 PM  
Well, the article does say that he and his wife had been trying to have a baby for a while. I would sincerely hope that means he's slept with her.
 
2013-08-09 11:08:17 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Kid the Universe: i like fallon

and the idea that a person you don't care for must be gay is offensively retarded, subtard

They could also be implying that no woman would want to sleep with him.


Or that he has a very tiny penis.

Or that he can't get an erection.

/quite a lot of uppity homos in this thread
 
2013-08-09 11:48:01 PM  
andrewjpatrick.files.wordpress.com

Seriously. Who the fark cares about Jimmy Fallon?  He's terrible.  Just terrible.

/Turrible.
 
2013-08-10 12:43:44 AM  

cyberspacedout: Well, the article does say that he and his wife had been trying to have a baby for a while. I would sincerely hope that means he's slept with her.


Yes, they try. Unfortunately Jimmy starts laughing halfway through the act, and it all falls apart.
 
2013-08-10 01:09:48 AM  

ZeroCorpse: cyberspacedout: Well, the article does say that he and his wife had been trying to have a baby for a while. I would sincerely hope that means he's slept with her.

Yes, they try. Unfortunately Jimmy starts laughing halfway through the act, and it all falls apart.


Nice.
 
2013-08-10 06:33:51 AM  

Kid the Universe: i like fallon

and the idea that a person you don't care for must be gay is offensively retarded, subtard


The idea that a person that you don't agree is retarded is totally gay.

// you don't call a retarded person retarded.
/// you call your friends retarded when they are acting like retards.
 
2013-08-10 06:08:15 PM  
d3rm69wky8vagu.cloudfront.net

Not bad for 46
 
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