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(TMZ)   Doctors feel it is in Amanda Bynes' best interest to take a break from Fark headlines for another month   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2013-08-09 12:54:03 PM  
We're told doctors went to a judge who traveled to the hospital to conduct an emergency hearing.

It's the only way to avoid the dancing lobsters.
 
2013-08-09 01:07:30 PM  
Only to have another one greenlit by the end of the weekend

Come on admins, you can't be serious
 
2013-08-09 01:38:35 PM  
Yeah, I feel bad making fun of someone who is clearly farked in the head. Well "bad" is a strong word but I'm trying to be mature about it. Besides, there's always Lohan who is just an entitled fark up and Bieber, who is a little coont who will implode any day now.
 
2013-08-09 01:41:33 PM  
Good, the girl is clearly farked in the head and her drug abuse was only exacerbating it.  Hope she gets better now.
 
2013-08-09 02:03:20 PM  
Amanda Bynes has just been placed on an extended, 30-day psychiatric hold ... and the people responsible for making that happen were not her parents -- they were her doctors ... TMZ has learned.

Good.  From what I've heard her parents would have had less of a shot in California.
 
2013-08-09 02:31:04 PM  
I hope she needs the help she gets
 
2013-08-09 02:33:13 PM  
Amanda's best interests? How do you know what Amanda's best interest is? How can you say what Amanda's best interest is? What are you trying to say? She's crazy? When she went to YOUR schools, she went to YOUR churches, she went to YOUR institutional learning facilities? So how can you say she's crazy?
 
2013-08-09 02:34:26 PM  
Who?
 
2013-08-09 02:37:23 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Amanda's best interests? How do you know what Amanda's best interest is? How can you say what Amanda's best interest is? What are you trying to say? She's crazy? When she went to YOUR schools, she went to YOUR churches, she went to YOUR institutional learning facilities? So how can you say she's crazy?


Ok, fine. She can have a Pepsi. But just one.

/doesn't matter. She'll probably just get hit by a bus anyway.
 
2013-08-09 02:38:08 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Amanda's best interests? How do you know what Amanda's best interest is? How can you say what Amanda's best interest is? What are you trying to say? She's crazy? When she went to YOUR schools, she went to YOUR churches, she went to YOUR institutional learning facilities? So how can you say she's crazy?


Dude, calm down. You have have one.

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2013-08-09 02:38:45 PM  

Uzzah: farkingismybusiness: Amanda's best interests? How do you know what Amanda's best interest is? How can you say what Amanda's best interest is? What are you trying to say? She's crazy? When she went to YOUR schools, she went to YOUR churches, she went to YOUR institutional learning facilities? So how can you say she's crazy?

Ok, fine. She can have a Pepsi. But just one.

/doesn't matter. She'll probably just get hit by a bus anyway.


Dagnabbit....
 
2013-08-09 02:40:04 PM  
Nice headline, Subby...
 
2013-08-09 02:46:32 PM  
We're told doctors went to a judge who traveled to the hospital to conduct an emergency hearing.  The judge granted the doctors' request, and extended Amanda's psych hold for 30 days.

Pfft.  'Doctors' and 'judges.'

There's a higher power that will judge her insanity.  Tom Cruise.
 
2013-08-09 02:48:19 PM  

Bane of Broone: Dagnabbit....


C'mon, man. Gotta go with the appropriate period logo:

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/were pull-tabs out of the picture by the mid-'80s? I think so.
 
2013-08-09 02:49:07 PM  

DubyaHater: Who?


Don't be that guy.
 
2013-08-09 02:52:30 PM  
 
2013-08-09 02:55:33 PM  

devilEther: I hope she needs the help she gets


I don't.  The corn harvest could use a little help.
 
2013-08-09 02:56:44 PM  

phillydrifter: DubyaHater: Who?

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Oh shiat. As soon as she finds out you used pictures with her old nose and boobs she is going to be sooooo pissed.

/and be prepared to be called ugly
 
2013-08-09 03:00:28 PM  

LaurenAguilera: phillydrifter: DubyaHater: Who?

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Oh shiat. As soon as she finds out you used pictures with her old nose and boobs she is going to be sooooo pissed.

/and be prepared to be called ugly


but will she ask me to wreck her vagina?  enquiring minds want to know!
 
2013-08-09 03:03:09 PM  
There's a lot of niceness in here.  I know it's Friday and all, but we need her to die.  Like now.  In a dumpster while tearing a cat in half.
 
2013-08-09 03:07:25 PM  
Agree's with the Who guy.  The stories about her popped up from nowhere a while back.  This is the first time I've seen her pic.  Still no idea why her story is getting as much traction as it is.  NPR was even talking about here, but I still have no idea what she's done (besides the crazy) to make her news.  Fill me in please.
 
2013-08-09 03:08:54 PM  

DubyaHater: Who?


Oh, no you don't!

dontbethatguynobodylikesthatguy.jpg!

I'M that guy!
 
2013-08-09 03:10:47 PM  

olapbill: LaurenAguilera: phillydrifter: DubyaHater: Who?

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Oh shiat. As soon as she finds out you used pictures with her old nose and boobs she is going to be sooooo pissed.

/and be prepared to be called ugly

but will she ask me to wreck her vagina?  enquiring minds want to know!



Dude, she looks a little young in those...
 
2013-08-09 03:11:16 PM  
I wonder if she still talks to the lobsters?
 
2013-08-09 03:19:28 PM  
This isn't funny anymore...
 
2013-08-09 03:23:13 PM  
And meanwhile the guy who blew up his dog with dynamite cos it was possessed by Satan gets to run a fireworks stand.

Because America.
 
2013-08-09 03:31:19 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: And meanwhile the guy who blew up his dog with dynamite cos it was possessed by Satan gets to run a fireworks stand.

Because America.


Huh?
 
2013-08-09 03:31:52 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Uzzah: Bane of Broone: Dagnabbit....

C'mon, man. Gotta go with the appropriate period logo:

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/were pull-tabs out of the picture by the mid-'80s? I think so.

I think there were some generic/supermarket brands still using the pull tabs in the 80's



I grew up in the 80s.  I don't remember pull-tabs on soda cans.  Beer cans, I kinda remember those still having pull tabs.
 
2013-08-09 03:46:44 PM  
Any measure designed to reduce or eliminate instances of this......

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.....is welcomed.
 
2013-08-09 03:46:51 PM  

olapbill: but will she ask me to wreck her vagina?


Are we black?

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2013-08-09 03:49:36 PM  

Aristocles: olapbill: LaurenAguilera: phillydrifter: DubyaHater: Who?

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Oh shiat. As soon as she finds out you used pictures with her old nose and boobs she is going to be sooooo pissed.

/and be prepared to be called ugly

but will she ask me to wreck her vagina?  enquiring minds want to know!


Dude, she looks a little young in those...


look , if there's grass on the pitch...

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2013-08-09 03:51:59 PM  

basemetal: Good, the girl is clearly farked in the head and her drug abuse was only exacerbating it.  Hope she gets better now.


I hope she gets better also. I completely sympathize with her suffering and that of her family & friends.

As for your comment that her drug abuse exacerbated her mental condition, I doubt it hurt or helped her. She's been hospitalized for sometime now so any illegal drugs are out of her system. Yet, her doctors want her to stay in hospital.  They probably haven't figured out what meds will work for her. I just hope they can manage her illness with meds.

Mental illness runs its own path. I pray she doesn't become permanently disabled by this illness and can return to some sense of normality and a long, happy life.
 
2013-08-09 03:54:06 PM  

darcsun: I still have no idea what she's done (besides the crazy) to make her news.  Fill me in please.


Ok, so if you don't know how it works, when ever there is something really bad happening, like civil liberties being eroded, or a whistle blower calling out our civil liberties being eroded, the machine needs a distraction, like a dancing bear, or an exploding celebrity to take our minds off of it or we spend enough time organizing to take our rights back, and they can't have that. Now if you think  it's easy to kill someone with an injection of adrenaline so they die and it looks like a heart attack, and the adrenaline fades away in the corpse by the time an honest ME gets a hold of it, imagine how easy it is for someone to make sure someone unstable is handed a ready supply of pharmaceutical grade recreational drugs at just the right time.
Of course, our government would never give drugs to citizens just to study the effects and figure out how this could be weaponized.
 
2013-08-09 03:54:15 PM  

Aristocles: DubyaHater: Who?

Oh, no you don't!

dontbethatguynobodylikesthatguy.jpg!

I'M that guy!


Actress, born in '86. Acted from 1999 - 2010, per IMDB.
 
2013-08-09 03:55:02 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: And meanwhile the guy who blew up his dog with dynamite cos it was possessed by Satan gets to run a fireworks stand.

Because America.


Actually, he might be in quite a bit of trouble now. They finally decided to charge him after a couple hundred people sent letters pointing out that he's clearly a raging lunatic.
 
2013-08-09 03:56:13 PM  
Is it time to move from mocking to sympathy?  Never mind, for a moment I forgot where I was.
 
2013-08-09 03:57:02 PM  

downstairs: Waldo Pepper: Uzzah: Bane of Broone: Dagnabbit....

C'mon, man. Gotta go with the appropriate period logo:

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/were pull-tabs out of the picture by the mid-'80s? I think so.

I think there were some generic/supermarket brands still using the pull tabs in the 80's


I grew up in the 80s.  I don't remember pull-tabs on soda cans.  Beer cans, I kinda remember those still having pull tabs.



The pull tabs were mostly phased out by the early 80s in part because more and more states were banning them (Oregon was the first in '72 I think). There were a few holdouts with one of the last being V8 juice because the laws typically covered beer and soda but not their product. The first use of the StaTab opener was actually a brewer in 1975.
 
2013-08-09 03:57:40 PM  

phillydrifter: DubyaHater: Who?

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holy shat, she looks like Gauge in the second and third.

/no, not the Pet Cemetery cat
 
2013-08-09 03:57:40 PM  

skozlaw: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: And meanwhile the guy who blew up his dog with dynamite cos it was possessed by Satan gets to run a fireworks stand.

Because America.

Actually, he might be in quite a bit of trouble now. They finally decided to charge him after a couple hundred people sent letters pointing out that he's clearly a raging lunatic.


Yeah but he doesn't get stuck in a psych hospital and diagnosed schizophrenic like Amanda.

Cos he didn't smoke dope or take selfie pics with ducklips.
 
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2013-08-09 04:01:06 PM  

DubyaHater: Who?


Some retarded oompa loompa looking child star.
 
2013-08-09 04:06:18 PM  

phillydrifter: DubyaHater: Who?

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2013-08-09 04:06:30 PM  

Sybarite: downstairs: Waldo Pepper: Uzzah: Bane of Broone: Dagnabbit....

C'mon, man. Gotta go with the appropriate period logo:

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 165x240]

/were pull-tabs out of the picture by the mid-'80s? I think so.

I think there were some generic/supermarket brands still using the pull tabs in the 80's


I grew up in the 80s.  I don't remember pull-tabs on soda cans.  Beer cans, I kinda remember those still having pull tabs.


The pull tabs were mostly phased out by the early 80s in part because more and more states were banning them (Oregon was the first in '72 I think). There were a few holdouts with one of the last being V8 juice because the laws typically covered beer and soda but not their product. The first use of the StaTab opener was actually a brewer in 1975.


All good, maybe I was mis-remembering.  I know there were pull-tabs on *some* stuff in the mid-80s.

I also was like 13, so I didn't drink a lot of beer.

/Don't tell my mom
//Or the neighbor who always left his garage open with a fridge stacked with beer

;)
 
2013-08-09 04:31:04 PM  
She's...not attractive. She never was, really. I mean, she is cute, in that way that any average-looking-but-fit young woman is. But I don't understand how she managed to rate as a sex-symbol (briefly).
 
2013-08-09 04:35:49 PM  

ColSanders: olapbill: but will she ask me to wreck her vagina?

Are we black?

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In the Oprah thread yesterday, I found that some of our Fark community members have an excellent shot at murdering her vagina.  I applaud these members of our commnity and I ask that they proceed with caution.
 
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2013-08-09 04:44:22 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: ColSanders: olapbill: but will she ask me to wreck her vagina?

Are we black?

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In the Oprah thread yesterday, I found that some of our Fark community members have an excellent shot at poppin dat ass.  I applaud these members of our commnity and I ask that they proceed with caution.


Won't someone think of the children?!  What happens when YOUR child asks you what "murdering a vagina" means?
 
2013-08-09 06:01:14 PM  

darcsun: Agree's with the Who guy.  The stories about her popped up from nowhere a while back.  This is the first time I've seen her pic.  Still no idea why her story is getting as much traction as it is.  NPR was even talking about here, but I still have no idea what she's done (besides the crazy) to make her news.  Fill me in please.


All I know about her is the stuff on fark as well.  Let's both learn.  Together.
Apperantly she had some stage...  Ahhgg... fark this.  Now I know why no one has ever looked this crap up.
 
2013-08-09 06:04:02 PM  
Ahem. Lemme try this.

OK, here we go....

Well, I'm just glad that she's getting the help that she needs.

Derr herr.

OK. how'd I do?
 
2013-08-09 06:48:23 PM  

DubyaHater: Who?


She was the world's funniest kid.

Now, she's the world's saddest clown.
 
2013-08-09 06:49:55 PM  
The real shock here is that doctors actually care enough about their celebrity patient to keep her in one spot so she can heal or attempt recovery.

Breaks the mold on those celebrities that use a revolving door.
 
2013-08-09 07:10:00 PM  

darcsun: Agree's with the Who guy.  The stories about her popped up from nowhere a while back.  This is the first time I've seen her pic.  Still no idea why her story is getting as much traction as it is.  NPR was even talking about here, but I still have no idea what she's done (besides the crazy) to make her news.  Fill me in please.


There's this website. IMDB.com.

It can tell you everything you need to know about her or anybody else.

/no, I will not google that for you
 
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