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(NBC News)   "It's hard to take you seriously," somebody said about the campaign of a dick named "Weiner" who's famous for repeatedly sexting his junk to people other than his wife. Wait, I'm sorry, that quote is actually from the prick, himself   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 49
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2013-08-09 02:07:31 PM
"It's hard to take you seriously," somebody said about the campaign of a dick named "Weiner" who's famous for repeatedly sexting his junk to people other than his wife. Wait, I'm sorry, that quote is actually from the prick, himself itself

Anthony's weiner does not speak for the Anthony Weiner campaign.
 
2013-08-09 02:11:12 PM
You said weiner twice.
 
2013-08-09 02:13:14 PM
Penis.
 
2013-08-09 02:16:47 PM
I didn't know pricks could type.  I'd love to see pictures of a prehensile prick.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-09 02:19:52 PM
If he gets elected we should say "fark that place" and put up a fence around the whole thing.
 
2013-08-09 02:23:52 PM
"I just have a feeling I like stepped into a Monty Python bit," Weiner told the journalist after laughing at a question about what could stop his candidacy.

Yes, laughing at accents is a good strategy when running for mayor of New York City.

Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-08-09 02:25:35 PM

gadian: I didn't know pricks could type.  I'd love to see pictures of a prehensile prick.


Careful what you wish for....I give you Tapir Penis NSFW
 
2013-08-09 02:26:17 PM
Is Amanda Bynes his campaign manager?
 
2013-08-09 02:27:07 PM

gadian: I didn't know pricks could type.  I'd love to see pictures of a prehensile prick.


dolphincock.gif
 
ecl
2013-08-09 02:27:16 PM

gadian: prehensile prick


That's a good username.
 
2013-08-09 02:27:37 PM
"Look, I'm sorry, it's just...They took away my cell phone, OK? Don't you get it? They won't let me have one. I tried paying some homeless guy up on 85th to get me a burner, but they caught me and took away all my cash. I HAVEN'T SENT A PICTURE OF MY JUNK TO A WOMAN IN 9 DAYS! I haven't been able to masterbate without being on the phone with some tramp! I damn near said something very innapropriate to some girl at a McDonald's drive through yesterday! If I get within 100 yards of a Kinko's I don't know what I'll do! HOW DO YOU PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO FUNCTION?"
 
ecl
2013-08-09 02:31:12 PM

jayhawk88: "Look, I'm sorry, it's just...They took away my cell phone, OK? Don't you get it? They won't let me have one. I tried paying some homeless guy up on 85th to get me a burner, but they caught me and took away all my cash. I HAVEN'T SENT A PICTURE OF MY JUNK TO A WOMAN IN 9 DAYS! I haven't been able to masterbate without being on the phone with some tramp! I damn near said something very innapropriate to some girl at a McDonald's drive through yesterday! If I get within 100 yards of a Kinko's I don't know what I'll do! HOW DO YOU PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO FUNCTION?"


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2013-08-09 02:36:02 PM
This is turning into quite a satisfying melt-down.
 
2013-08-09 02:46:38 PM
How the hell did this idiot get elected to a public office in the first place?
 
2013-08-09 02:50:32 PM
Time to 9/11 that election.
 
2013-08-09 02:51:24 PM

Dog Welder: How the hell did this idiot get elected to a public office in the first place?


This question needs to be asked more in the Politics tab.
 
2013-08-09 02:51:45 PM

Car_Ramrod: "I just have a feeling I like stepped into a Monty Python bit," Weiner told the journalist after laughing at a question about what could stop his candidacy.

Yes, laughing at accents is a good strategy when running for mayor of New York City.

Christ, what an asshole.


Every time I see this douche on the news he comes off as an entitled asshole. Another case of the powerful losing sight of themselves and not realizing how idiotic they appear to others.
 
2013-08-09 02:54:13 PM
Go away, Weiner.  And take Spitzer with you.
 
2013-08-09 02:57:23 PM
"I should learn that guy's name."
... so that I can use my power and political influence to ruin him!

... so that I can get his cell phone number!

Reporters should realize that occasionally a standalone "Why?" is an acceptable question.
 
2013-08-09 02:59:13 PM

Dog Welder: How the hell did this idiot get elected to a public office in the first place?


He looks good in a suit and managed to string together ~18 months where he didn't publicly say or do anything galactically stupid. In other words, pretty much how any politician gets elected.
 
2013-08-09 03:00:22 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Go away, Weiner.  And take Spitzer with you.


^^^
all this

dems can do better, lose these morans.
 
2013-08-09 03:02:14 PM
This guy needs to end his campaign and go away.
 
2013-08-09 03:09:50 PM

jayhawk88: Dog Welder: How the hell did this idiot get elected to a public office in the first place?

He looks good in a suit and managed to string together ~18 months where he didn't publicly say or do anything galactically stupid. In other words, pretty much how any politician gets elected.


And advertising, lots and lots of corporate sponsored advertising.
 
2013-08-09 03:09:56 PM

jayhawk88: Dog Welder: How the hell did this idiot get elected to a public office in the first place?

He looks good in a suit and managed to string together ~18 months where he didn't publicly say or do anything galactically stupid. In other words, pretty much how any politician gets elected.



I think the first step is to kiss all the right asses in the local party.
That doesn't exactly get us the best and the brightest.

I've been around lots of local D politicians in my heavily D area (where if you get on the ballot with a D you likely win)  for a while now...been to events, watched lousy people go from nowhere to state rep, etc...
It's not pretty. I'm left with the idea that it must be very difficult for a person with real integrity to get anywhere in that system.

That said, I reluctantly vote D pretty reliably. The GOP is absolutely out of its mind, at least the Ds are just plain old fashioned sleezy.
 
2013-08-09 03:10:36 PM

unexplained bacon: Soup4Bonnie: Go away, Weiner.  And take Spitzer with you.

^^^
all this

dems can do better, lose these morans.


They should open a strip club and call it "Ween and Spitz"
 
2013-08-09 03:15:32 PM
Who's on Huma divorce lawyer watch?

I at least have a shot, she married this clown ass.
 
2013-08-09 03:15:37 PM

Headso: unexplained bacon: Soup4Bonnie: Go away, Weiner.  And take Spitzer with you.

^^^
all this

dems can do better, lose these morans.

They should open a strip club and call it "Ween and Spitz"


HA!
 
ecl
2013-08-09 03:20:04 PM

unexplained bacon: Headso: unexplained bacon: Soup4Bonnie: Go away, Weiner.  And take Spitzer with you.

^^^
all this

dems can do better, lose these morans.

They should open a strip club and call it "Ween and Spitz"

HA!


"Weiner Spitzer's"
 
2013-08-09 03:22:16 PM
It's just bizarre  - the man was in politics for years garnering good reviews and apparently able to carry on interviews without being a farking weirdo. I don't know if it's the pressure or the shame or what, but there is pretty clearly some recent psychological problem here, or he never would have gotten this far.  He needs to just drop out and check in to a clinic or something - how can he continue to subject his family and supporters to this?
 
2013-08-09 03:23:56 PM

ecl: unexplained bacon: Headso: unexplained bacon: Soup4Bonnie: Go away, Weiner.  And take Spitzer with you.

^^^
all this

dems can do better, lose these morans.

They should open a strip club and call it "Ween and Spitz"

HA!

"Weiner Spitzer's"


If the strip club doesn't work out they could open a german food place in the same location with that name.
 
2013-08-09 03:26:50 PM

Paul Baumer: It's just bizarre  - the man was in politics for years garnering good reviews and apparently able to carry on interviews without being a farking weirdo. I don't know if it's the pressure or the shame or what, but there is pretty clearly some recent psychological problem here, or he never would have gotten this far.  He needs to just drop out and check in to a clinic or something - how can he continue to subject his family and supporters to this?


I'm guessing cocaine has something to do with it.
 
2013-08-09 03:32:26 PM
Weiner needs to drop out.
 
2013-08-09 03:48:55 PM
FTFA: "I think of you all fondly."

i.imgur.com

--

I propose that the Fark filter automatically changesthe words Anthony Weiner to "Lowell P. Thurber."
 
2013-08-09 03:50:09 PM
Wow, my reaction to this until recently has been somewhere between "eh, it's his private life, who cares?" and "well, he's still better than a number of the NY guys"... but it appears that we've broken the guy entirely now.
 
2013-08-09 04:00:32 PM

shakenasababy: Every time I see this douche on the news he comes off as an entitled asshole.


i.imgur.com

sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot ftw
 
2013-08-09 04:08:49 PM
 
2013-08-09 04:10:27 PM

Dog Welder: How the hell did this idiot get elected to a public office in the first place?


There are people who admire his insistence on ideological purity, his need to grandstand and his refusal to negotiate or cooperate with the other side -- thus making him more or less the liberal counterpart of a Teabagger.  (Of course, at this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Weiner literally teabagged somebody last month.)
 
2013-08-09 04:13:40 PM

gadian: I didn't know pricks could type.


They can, but not very fast.

They are basically Hunt'N'Peckers
 
2013-08-09 04:16:34 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Go away, Weiner.  And take Spitzer with you.


Spitzer's a completely different animal.  For one, he's actually willing to talk about what he did and will apologize whenever someone asks.  He's actually contrite (or is at least LIGHT YEARS better at faking it).  Coupled with the fact that Stringer's big accomplishment as Manhattan Borough President is declaring Justin Bieber Day, I'm pretty comfortable voting for Spitzer for Comptroller.

de Blasio all the way for Mayor, though.  Weiner's gone completely off the deep end.
 
2013-08-09 04:17:46 PM

ecl: unexplained bacon: Headso: unexplained bacon: Soup4Bonnie: Go away, Weiner.  And take Spitzer with you.

^^^
all this

dems can do better, lose these morans.

They should open a strip club and call it "Ween and Spitz"

HA!

"Weiner Spitzer's"


Too German.
Unless of course you're into that.
 
2013-08-09 04:19:41 PM
Those were some terrible questions, though.
 
2013-08-09 04:34:22 PM
Doesn't there come a point where a campaign is being run so terribly that you have to look into whether the politician is trying not to win and the campaign is just a giant money-laundering operation?

/see, eg. Gincgrich, Newton, and Cain, Herman
 
2013-08-09 07:15:08 PM
Do people seriously, honestly care about what this guy does with his dick? You're not just trolling?

You're honestly this upset about what he does with his dick?

/sad
 
2013-08-09 07:30:53 PM

d23: If he gets elected we should say "fark that place" and put up a fence around the whole thing.


Yes...Let us fence off NYC.  It provides no valuable services to the US or the world.
 
2013-08-09 08:24:43 PM

ikanreed: jayhawk88: Dog Welder: How the hell did this idiot get elected to a public office in the first place?

He looks good in a suit and managed to string together ~18 months where he didn't publicly say or do anything galactically stupid. In other words, pretty much how any politician gets elected.

And advertising, lots and lots of corporate sponsored advertising.


Well, he actually seemed pretty charismatic before his inability to not show his dick became public.  Unlike most Democrats, he did not seem like a giant pussy, and he was pretty witty and funny with the press.  He actually seemed like one of the good ones.
 
2013-08-09 10:39:49 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Do people seriously, honestly care about what this guy does with his dick? You're not just trolling?

You're honestly this upset about what he does with his dick?

/sad


Well, at first people were just laughing at him for being enough of a dumbass to get caught. Now people are annoyed that he's being a jackass.
 
2013-08-09 10:41:06 PM
Uh, subby, why would a guy send a piciure of his junk to his wife?
 
2013-08-09 11:00:31 PM

firemanbuck: gadian: I didn't know pricks could type.  I'd love to see pictures of a prehensile prick.

Careful what you wish for....I give you Tapir Penis NSFW


Wow.  Human men went in the wrong direction evolutionarily on the prehensile penis thing.  The human penis would be at least 25% more desirable were it prehensile.
 
2013-08-10 06:11:22 PM

flagrante: Uh, subby, why would a guy send a piciure of his junk to his wife?


Why not?
 
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