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2013-08-09 11:45:57 AM  
1) A lot of those lines sucked.
2) They didn't even get the best lines from some of the movies they quoted.

Goodfellas should have been: "Go and get your farking shinebox."
Tropic Thunder should have been either: "What do you mean, you people?" or "You never go full retard."
Unforgiven, debatable, but I would have picked: "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."
Predator should have been: "Get to the choppa!"
The Shining should have been: "Here's Johnny!"
 
2013-08-09 12:07:03 PM  
Son, you got a panty on your head
 
2013-08-09 12:14:48 PM  

nmrsnr: Predator should have been: "Get to the choppa!"


What was the choice (can't watch the video)? I would've gone with "You are one ugly motherfarker!" or "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me"
 
2013-08-09 12:20:39 PM  
Great movie quotes and they didn't include one line from the Godfather?  I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
 
2013-08-09 12:26:54 PM  

scottydoesntknow: What was the choice (can't watch the video)?


"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Great movie quotes and they didn't include one line from the Godfather?  I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

I'm giving them a pass on the ones they left out, since they said this is an ongoing series and admit to not having everything. Otherwise I'd be shocked, SHOCKED, that they didn't have any lines from Casablanca.
 
2013-08-09 12:33:03 PM  
Bette Davis has a ton of great oneliners but my favorite zinger is in an otherwise completely forgettable Canadian film called  I Hear The Mermaids Singing.

Critic walks into an art gallery, looks at the works on the wall, kind of sneers a bit says "The trite made flesh" turns around and leaves.

My other favorite is from Brideshead Revisted and is delivered by  Anthony Blanche a mincing and stuttering homosexual who is being bullied by the other young men in college....

"Get hold of him. Put him in Mercury." Now as you know I have two sculptures by Brancusi and several pretty things and I did not want them to start getting rough, so I said, pacifically, "Dear sweet clodhoppers, if you knew anything of sexual psychology you would know that nothing could give me keener pleasure than to be manhandled by you meaty boys. It would be an ecstasy of the very naughtiest kind. So if any of you wishes to be my partner in joy come and seize me. If, on the other hand, you simply wish to satisfy some obscure and less easily classified libido and see me bathe, come with me quietly, dear louts, to the fountain."
 
2013-08-09 12:38:32 PM  

nmrsnr: 1) A lot of those lines sucked.
2) They didn't even get the best lines from some of the movies they quoted.

Goodfellas should have been: "Go and get your farking shinebox."
Tropic Thunder should have been either: "What do you mean, you people?" or "You never go full retard."
Unforgiven, debatable, but I would have picked: "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."
Predator should have been: "Get to the choppa!"
The Shining should have been: "Here's Johnny!"


what he said.  Really of all the lines in Casino they thought THAT was the best?

To say nothing of the fact that many of them were way more than ONE line
 
2013-08-09 12:41:28 PM  
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I'm your huckleberry.
 
2013-08-09 12:48:24 PM  

Magorn: Really of all the lines in Casino they thought THAT was the best?


Oh, was that from Casino? My mistake, Pesci cursing at DeNiro out of context is kind of hard to place.
 
2013-08-09 01:26:50 PM  
We all got it coming, kid.
 
2013-08-09 01:29:51 PM  

nmrsnr: 1) A lot of those lines sucked.
2) They didn't even get the best lines from some of the movies they quoted.

Goodfellas should have been: "Go and get your farking shinebox."
Tropic Thunder should have been either: "What do you mean, you people?" or "You never go full retard."
Unforgiven, debatable, but I would have picked: "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."
Predator should have been: "Get to the choppa!"

"I ain't got time to bleed."
The Shining should have been: "Here's Johnny!"

FTFY
 
2013-08-09 01:30:26 PM  
And someone doesn't know what a one liner is.
 
2013-08-09 01:30:53 PM  
Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
 
2013-08-09 01:31:47 PM  
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2013-08-09 01:32:07 PM  
Where da white women at?
 
2013-08-09 01:33:15 PM  
 Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.
 
2013-08-09 01:33:27 PM  

NASAM: And someone doesn't know what a one liner is.


It's one really long line, separated by periods.
 
2013-08-09 01:33:53 PM  
No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.
 
2013-08-09 01:35:21 PM  
Yeah, one of those ones you can hook on the clothesline, and he can run back and forth and, uh, there's plenty of room for him to dig and play. That kid is really, uh, he's really blossomed
 
2013-08-09 01:36:12 PM  
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you farking stupid bastard!
 
2013-08-09 01:36:12 PM  

brap: NASAM: And someone doesn't know what a one liner is.

It's one really long line, separated by periods.


But that's not important right now.
 
2013-08-09 01:36:20 PM  
Stooopid video.  Someone tell me this is on  there.

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I am all out of bubblegum.
 
2013-08-09 01:37:12 PM  
IT'S GARBAGE DAY!
 
2013-08-09 01:38:43 PM  
No "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." ?

/grumbles
 
2013-08-09 01:38:43 PM  
"I love you."
"I know."
 
2013-08-09 01:38:56 PM  
Mr. Hand. I've been thinking about this. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time.
 
2013-08-09 01:39:08 PM  
You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't ya?
 
2013-08-09 01:41:44 PM  
I only watched half before the language became NSFW, but over half of them were exchanges of dialog rather than one-liners.
 
2013-08-09 01:42:28 PM  

redmid17: "I love you."
"I know."


"I'm kinda wired, why don't I go back to your place and eat your pussy"
 
2013-08-09 01:42:43 PM  
Not one liners.
 
2013-08-09 01:42:44 PM  
Pardon my stupidity, but WTF is this "awkward quote" they talk about? Am I missing a thing?
 
2013-08-09 01:42:59 PM  
The name ... is Horace.
 
2013-08-09 01:43:25 PM  

mentallo69: Where da white women at?


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
 
2013-08-09 01:43:39 PM  
I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!

//that's not the movie quote, that is how I feel about the selection of "one-liners"
//the movie quote should have been there as well.
 
2013-08-09 01:43:41 PM  
Anybody have a list?  I'm supposed to be working.  Videos aren't helping
 
2013-08-09 01:44:10 PM  
I have a bachelors taste for freedom- James Bond
 
2013-08-09 01:44:15 PM  
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"We're gonna need a sh*tload of dimes."
 
2013-08-09 01:44:50 PM  
Almost all of those were not one liners but rather parts of a monologue, and Predator should have been

"I ain't got time to bleed"
 
2013-08-09 01:44:52 PM  
Chump don't want no help, chump no get the help.
 
2013-08-09 01:44:57 PM  

gnosis301: The name ... is Horace.


They call me "Mr. Tibbs."
 
2013-08-09 01:45:13 PM  
"You using the whole fist there, Doc?"
 
2013-08-09 01:46:35 PM  

nmrsnr: mentallo69: Where da white women at?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.


Scarlet, takes the dark meat
 
2013-08-09 01:46:51 PM  
It's a pretty good grouping of movie moments.  But they lost me somewhere in the middle, and they're not one liners.  As I understand it, a oneliner is a short humorous retort to a question or statement..
 
2013-08-09 01:47:29 PM  

shifty lookin bleeder: "You using the whole fist there, Doc?"


MOOOON RIVER!
 
2013-08-09 01:47:45 PM  
"Yes, it's true, this man has no dick."
 
2013-08-09 01:47:56 PM  
Show me you're nuts.
 
2013-08-09 01:48:41 PM  

nmrsnr: scottydoesntknow: What was the choice (can't watch the video)?

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Great movie quotes and they didn't include one line from the Godfather?  I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

I'm giving them a pass on the ones they left out, since they said this is an ongoing series and admit to not having everything. Otherwise I'd be shocked, SHOCKED, that they didn't have any lines from Casablanca.


If there aren't at least four lines from Casablanca, the list is shiat.
 
2013-08-09 01:49:26 PM  
Keep firing, Assholes!!
 
2013-08-09 01:50:24 PM  
A great line, and apropos, with the recently departed Ms. Black:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8
 
2013-08-09 01:50:27 PM  

Fano: redmid17: "I love you."
"I know."

"I'm kinda wired, why don't I go back to your place and eat your pussy"


Ooooh good one!
 
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