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(Bleacher Report)   All right, Fark. I needs some help. Fantasy football team names. GO   ( divider line
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2013-08-09 03:11:17 PM  
Wrecked 'Em Ralphs
2013-08-09 03:26:27 PM  
Bipolar Barbie
Camel Toe Jam
Moose Knuckle Sandwich
Tijuana Donkey Show
2013-08-09 04:01:00 PM  
Old Skool would be Unpaid Bills or Burninators (with an avatar stolen for UAB Flamers.....),
Mean Machine is you want to be beyond obvious....

Weiner's Willies or Pelosi's Nook
Clowncar of Desire
Cincinnati Bengals' Legal Team
Ammurika's Steam
Insert Name Here
2013-08-09 04:01:54 PM  
In our Game of Thrones themed league: The Blackwater Bay Bucs (last year), Hodor's Thesaurus (this year)

In our Simpsons themed league- Ogdenville Wildcats (ly), Ralph's Wookiees (ty)

For unthemed leagues: AClowneyQuestionBro, CleverTeamName, San Fran Ferries, AllBarkeviousNoBite, Cheese on the Cobb, D-Bowe's D-Bags, Gronk Droids
2013-08-09 04:24:24 PM  
Most of my friends and I always named our fantasy football (and hockey) teams using actual cities or countries, like a real football league normally would, but trying to come up with the worst/best puns imaginable for them, whether or not they were sports-related.  Some of the better ones I still can remember:

Boston Massacre (keep in mind, this was long before the Marathon bombing)
Los Angeles Riot
Toulouse Cannons
Djibouti Call
Alberta Moose
Juneau Watts (it helps to say this one out loud)
Minsk Meatpies
2013-08-09 05:21:54 PM  
My team name is Trayvon's Martini.
2013-08-09 05:23:58 PM  
Someone in my league had A Flock of Smeagols as a team name last year.
2013-08-09 06:25:53 PM  
Hot Cabbage Fart
Filthy Trout Sniffer
Trashcan Giner
2013-08-09 07:16:45 PM  
The Master Baiters
2013-08-09 07:18:41 PM  
Smeg's Ma
2013-08-09 07:38:03 PM  
Helen Keller's Seeing Eye Dogs
Lootie's Booty Call
Jack Mehoff's One-handed Applause
Rusty Gaited Community Service
FARK's Sperm Bank
2013-08-09 07:54:53 PM  
Two years ago: Casey Anthony Daycare
One year ago: Aurora The Crowd
This year: Sanford Neighborhood Watch (subject to change)

The Battle of RG Knee
Dwayne Bowe Connection
Romosexual Tendencies
Riley Cooper's Concert
Killer Hernandez
Innegan's Wake
Delhomme Free
2013-08-09 09:04:12 PM  
Ass Grabbers
2013-08-09 10:11:26 PM  
Royal Society of Ancient Flatulence

Adrian Peter's Son

The Other Manning Kid

Rancid Polecats
2013-08-09 11:12:27 PM  
Soylent Green Beans
2013-08-10 12:55:46 AM  
Butt Stallions.
2013-08-10 02:25:50 AM  
The N Words
2013-08-10 07:44:46 AM  
My Little Bronys

2013-08-10 09:30:55 AM  
The Really Real IRA
2013-08-10 02:16:03 PM  
Riley Cooper's sensitivity coach
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