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(Bleacher Report)   All right, Fark. I needs some help. Fantasy football team names. GO   (m.bleacherreport.com) divider line 70
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2013-08-09 07:59:52 AM  
Previous names were Hoof Hearted and Herschel Walker Texas Ranger. I was pretty proud of those.
 
2013-08-09 08:06:37 AM  
People who wish they were LARPers?
 
2013-08-09 08:16:01 AM  
Most of my league over the last couple years went with references to The League: The Vinegar Stroke,s Vaginal Hubris, etc.
 
2013-08-09 08:16:44 AM  
God's Vagina
 
2013-08-09 08:25:44 AM  
My couch pulls out, but I don't.
Often wrong; never unsure.
Jerry Sandusky's prison fanclub.
 
2013-08-09 08:29:22 AM  
The pocket rockets.
 
2013-08-09 08:33:05 AM  
Jurevicius Bunch of Bastards
 
2013-08-09 08:33:21 AM  
Sophia Viagra.
 
2013-08-09 08:37:35 AM  
Masturbate and Tackle
 
2013-08-09 08:42:42 AM  
Felonious Monks
 
2013-08-09 08:53:05 AM  
Political inspiration:
Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
Gang of Eleven

Pop Culture
Walter Whites
Bisexual Vampires
Bieber's Monkeys
The Fighting Kardashians
 
2013-08-09 09:13:02 AM  
Footballnado
Soccer Stars
X-trerme(amount of victory)
 
2013-08-09 09:14:35 AM  
the Burgundy Rob Burgundies.
 
2013-08-09 09:16:27 AM  
I still like Fear Boner

t.qkme.me
 
2013-08-09 09:16:37 AM  
Ectopic Pregnancy
 
2013-08-09 09:19:37 AM  
The Silly Nannies
 
2013-08-09 09:37:16 AM  
Hernandez' Hitmen
 
2013-08-09 09:39:05 AM  
The Gritty Ureters
 
2013-08-09 09:47:44 AM  
I'm thinking something along the lines of "OJ Simpson's Did It"
 
2013-08-09 09:51:27 AM  
Cecil's by the sea shorts

www.mc2saintbarth.com
 
2013-08-09 09:54:36 AM  
Team Priapism
 
2013-08-09 10:02:06 AM  
Off In Church (because no one wants to beat Off In Church)

Flacco Seagulls
 
2013-08-09 10:11:39 AM  
Back when I lived in Sayreville, NJ my team name was the "Sayreville Palsys".


I'm going to hell.
 
2013-08-09 10:19:57 AM  
Ministry of Silly Walks
Department of Arguments
moose bites Kan be pretty nasti
Brave Brave Sir Robin
Huge... tracks of land
People's Front of Judea
 
2013-08-09 10:22:23 AM  
Peter Northenders
 
2013-08-09 10:24:15 AM  
Keyser Söze's Minions
Klaatu Barada Nikto-nauts
Too Blave to Fail Castle Stormers
 
2013-08-09 10:27:15 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Hernandez' Hitmen


Ha! That is my team name in one of my leagues.
 
2013-08-09 10:32:26 AM  
Caffeinated Purse Dogs.
 
2013-08-09 10:49:03 AM  
My team this year is the Cooper Clux Clan, but only because I couldn't get Hernandez's Housekeepers to fit.
 
2013-08-09 10:50:59 AM  
The Ravening Ravens (although I'm an Eagles fan).
Is on like Ndamukong (stolen from a Matthew Berry column).
 
2013-08-09 10:55:45 AM  

Current Resident: Off In Church (because no one wants to beat Off In Church)


This works really well in Yahoo leagues since they implemented the automated weekly recap.
The recap headline is set to "Team A beats Team B" or in this case would be: "Current Resident beats Off in Church"
Good times. Last year I was
A Dead Horse
Red Headed Stepchild
Midgets Furiously
but mostly things similar to "Off in Church"

Yes, by the way, I lost a lot last year. 3rd most points but always played a team scoring it's highest point total against me for some reason.
 
2013-08-09 10:58:27 AM  
Redcoat Texans
 
2013-08-09 10:58:38 AM  
I chose Lustful Cockmonsters last year, in honor of Chris Kluwe.
 
2013-08-09 10:59:35 AM  

kronicfeld: I chose Lustful Cockmonsters last year, in honor of Chris Kluwe.


Well played.
 
2013-08-09 11:08:43 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Yes, by the way, I lost a lot last year. 3rd most points but always played a team scoring it's highest point total against me for some reason.


That's exactly what happened to me. Didn't matter if I scored 160 points, it would be the one week where the worst team in the league ended up having a fantastic week and getting 165 points.
 
2013-08-09 11:11:18 AM  
It's not current, but you can't go wrong with "Brett Favre's Dick"
 
2013-08-09 11:22:22 AM  
The FIghting Amish
 
2013-08-09 11:29:46 AM  

Current Resident: Off In Church (because no one wants to beat Off In Church)

Flacco Seagulls


theworldsbestever.s3.amazonaws.com
Still the greatest headline to ever see print.
 
2013-08-09 11:37:10 AM  

WhiskeySticks: It's not current, but you can't go wrong with "Brett Favre's Dick"


Brett Favre disagrees.
 
2013-08-09 11:49:37 AM  
I've been going with the 'Ham Wallets' lately, but Ditka's Spitka is always a good one.
 
2013-08-09 12:00:14 PM  
How about The San Francisco Bottoms?
 
2013-08-09 12:12:33 PM  
Furious George Livingston Seagull
 
2013-08-09 12:34:34 PM  
Fourth and Wrong
RG3PO
 
2013-08-09 12:37:16 PM  
A Jewish friend went w/ Red Sea Pedestrians

I suggest "The Concussed".
 
2013-08-09 01:05:13 PM  
Fantasy Football is for Tools
 
2013-08-09 01:36:39 PM  
Previously
Sumptinspicious
Rainbow Unicorns
Jew Smelldat
Frank Stallone
Dread Pirate Westley
Grabthar's Hammer

This year
Seminole Fluid
 
2013-08-09 02:02:51 PM  

NASAM: Fantasy Football is for Tools


That's not a very good team name at all.  In fact, most websites limit the amount of characters in your team name and you're not allowed those 30 characters including spaces.
 
2013-08-09 02:14:55 PM  
Last year I was Reign in Booze. I usually switch it up but I'm feeling lazy this year.
 
2013-08-09 02:54:36 PM  
Autocunnilingus.
 
2013-08-09 03:00:46 PM  
Last Season: Knights Who Say Knee
 
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