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(YouTube) Video Happy Birthday Whitney Houston. 546 days of sobriety   (youtube.com) divider line 37
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2013-08-09 06:55:32 AM
didn't she just die not long ago...all coked up in a bathtub?
 
2013-08-09 07:10:49 AM
I'm going to hell for upvoting this.
 
2013-08-09 07:47:14 AM
My laugh was an evil, evil laugh.
 
2013-08-09 08:10:07 AM
i'd have laughed if that joke wasn't so old.  poor thing just signed up for AARP.
 
2013-08-09 08:41:46 AM
Your bad subby, you should feel bad

even though I still laughed
 
2013-08-09 08:43:05 AM
Aaa HAHAHAHAH! Damn fine headline subby!
 
2013-08-09 08:57:59 AM
Are you sure about that sobriety?  I thought her fans went to her grave to pour libations...
 
2013-08-09 09:03:43 AM
I might have given you an upvote if it wasn't a poorly executed rehash of the Amy Winehouse headline from over a year ago
 
2013-08-09 09:14:28 AM
Sorry to interrupt the circlejerk here, but it looks like subby just ripped off Joan Rivers' tweet about Amy Winehouse from a few days ago:

Joan Rivers         @Joan_Rivers

Hard to believe that Amy Winehouse died two years ago. On the upside, this is the longest she ever went without a drink.

1:58 PM - 25 Jul 2013
 
Slu
2013-08-09 09:16:33 AM
Ripoff or not, quality headline.
 
2013-08-09 09:28:10 AM

velvet_fog: Sorry to interrupt the circlejerk here, but it looks like subby just ripped off Joan Rivers' tweet about Amy Winehouse from a few days ago:

Joan Rivers         ✔ @Joan_Rivers

Hard to believe that Amy Winehouse died two years ago. On the upside, this is the longest she ever went without a drink.

1:58 PM - 25 Jul 2013


SmackLT: I might have given you an upvote if it wasn't a poorly executed rehash of the Amy Winehouse headline from over a year ago


Yeah, this is why we can't have nice things.  Good job killing the buzz, folks.
 
2013-08-09 09:38:32 AM
too soon folks
 
2013-08-09 09:39:18 AM
Not sure about that... a decaying body does ferment a bit, doesn't it?
 
2013-08-09 09:39:25 AM
Death -- a sure fire cure for what ails you.
 
2013-08-09 09:46:58 AM
Dammit, subby. Stop reminding me that I'm going to hell for all the laffs I makes.
 
2013-08-09 09:52:18 AM
Window please. I like to see where this thread is going.
 
2013-08-09 09:52:40 AM

SmackLT: I might have given you an upvote if it wasn't a poorly executed rehash of the Amy Winehouse headline from over a year ago


I didn't expect this many people to have missed the original.  It was even one of the top candidates for headline of the year.

However, I do understand that not everyone can read every link that ever gets posted, so I don't blame the folks here for finding it funny.  However, this is more of a poor job by Subby, who ripped off someone's joke, and tried to make it their own.  Congrats, you are now Fark's version of Carlos Mencia.
 
2013-08-09 09:55:04 AM
Man. My wife and I used to dance to her music all the time back in the 80's.
She was the queen. Hot and talented.
If you were to tell me she'd end up a crazy coke whore, I would have slapped you.
 
2013-08-09 10:13:15 AM

Zombie DJ: Man. My wife and I used to dance to her music all the time back in the 80's.
She was the queen. Hot and talented.
If you were to tell me she'd end up a crazy coke whore, I would have slapped you.


It was her prerogative.

//She was just humping around.
 
2013-08-09 10:21:53 AM
Out the subby so we can all buy him (or her) a beer
 
2013-08-09 10:30:21 AM
Okay, I'm going to say it. I laughed really hard when that joke was first used over a year ago. However, it quickly lost its recycleability.
ODing is not really much to joke about once you have been affected by it.
 
2013-08-09 10:31:45 AM

some_beer_drinker: didn't she just die not long ago...all coked up in a bathtub?


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2013-08-09 10:31:54 AM

velvet_fog: Sorry to interrupt the circlejerk here, but it looks like subby just ripped off Joan Rivers' tweet about Amy Winehouse from a few days ago:

Joan Rivers         ✔ @Joan_Rivers

Hard to believe that Amy Winehouse died two years ago. On the upside, this is the longest she ever went without a drink.

1:58 PM - 25 Jul 2013


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2013-08-09 10:39:24 AM

velvet_fog: Sorry to interrupt the circlejerk here, but it looks like subby just ripped off Joan Rivers' tweet about Amy Winehouse from a few days ago:

Joan Rivers         ✔ @Joan_Rivers

Hard to believe that Amy Winehouse died two years ago. On the upside, this is the longest she ever went without a drink.

1:58 PM - 25 Jul 2013


Yes and I'm sure that's an original joke that no one has ever told before.
 
2013-08-09 12:00:16 PM
♫  And I... ♬

*SOUND OF RAZOR BLADE CLICKING ON A MIRROR*

♪ .....will always.... ♫

*SOUND OF SUDDEN NASAL INHALATION*

♫  .....love you, ooh!!!!! ♪

Got my ticket:
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2013-08-09 12:59:27 PM
i lol'd
 
2013-08-09 01:06:29 PM
Subby is an evil...but magnificent bastard.

+1
 
2013-08-09 01:14:52 PM
Well played, Subby.  Well played.
 
2013-08-09 01:26:21 PM

velvet_fog: Hard to believe that Amy Winehouse died two years ago. On the upside, this is the longest she ever went without a drink.


See below - Joan Rivers was ripping off Fark:

SmackLT: I might have given you an upvote if it wasn't a poorly executed rehash of the Amy Winehouse headline from over a year ago

 
2013-08-09 01:31:11 PM

Gig103: velvet_fog: Hard to believe that Amy Winehouse died two years ago. On the upside, this is the longest she ever went without a drink.

See below - Joan Rivers was ripping off Fark:

SmackLT: I might have given you an upvote if it wasn't a poorly executed rehash of the Amy Winehouse headline from over a year ago


I knew that sounded familiar.  I just couldn't remember which "celebrity" the headline had been about.
 
2013-08-09 02:49:00 PM
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2013-08-09 04:33:46 PM
Too soon.
 
2013-08-09 07:51:55 PM
It's not too soon.  It's just a tired old joke.  I'm honestly shocked that so many people thought it was all that funny or witty.  Granted, I clicked b/c I needed a Whitney fix, and I'm certainly not judging those of you who are behind the times and don't get out much, I say enjoy this mother flunking stale headline like it's the tastiest cracker in the desert.  Ain't no shame.
 
2013-08-10 01:51:21 AM
Wow, that much time, already? Time flies when you don't care.
 
2013-08-10 02:19:26 AM

ComicBookGuy: Wow, that much time, already? Time flies when you don't care.


You take that back, you whore.  You only wish you were 1/2 the woman that Whitney was.  And I, will always love you.  Be careful with bN, I heard that place gives you crabs.
 
2013-08-10 02:56:46 AM
I'm just going to say it, I miss Miss Houston.  I wish she were still around, and I'm sad about her untimely death.  It's rare for me to say that about an artist.  Personal life and stale headlines aside, she oozed talent, and I will always love Houston.
 
2013-08-10 07:49:12 PM
+1 Subby
 
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