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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Leah Remini files missing persons report on cult leader David Miscavige's wife Shelly, stating the woman hasn't been seen in six years   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 189
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2013-08-08 07:54:48 PM  
This deserves a Hero tag right here. David Miscavige is like King Joffery; I'd be worried about her too.
 
2013-08-08 07:59:08 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"You're messing with powers you can't possibly comprehend."

/You go girl
 
2013-08-08 08:02:43 PM  
Either she's delusional and crazy, or she might be blowing something up, big time.
 
2013-08-08 08:09:55 PM  
 
2013-08-08 08:11:10 PM  
Good for her.  And quite brave, too.

It'd be funny to see how that dwarf Miscavige reacts when he hears of this one.
 
2013-08-08 08:15:49 PM  
Followup tommorow: Leah Remini found dead of "suicide" from multiple gunshot wounds to the back.
 
2013-08-08 08:25:44 PM  

hardinparamedic: Followup tommorow: Leah Remini found dead of "suicide" from multiple gunshot wounds to the back.


They can't go that far.  She is too high profile for them to try anything and NOT have it immediately traced right back to Clearwater or whereever it is they're headquartered.
 
2013-08-08 08:26:48 PM  

hardinparamedic: Followup tommorow: Leah Remini found dead of "suicide" from multiple gunshot wounds to the back.


11 shots in the head, they found her revolver in her hand.  Clearly, suicide.
 
2013-08-08 08:31:04 PM  

Confabulat: Well that didn't go anywhere:


I wonder if her lawyer can file a suit or an FOIA to get the LAPD's report out in the open.
 
2013-08-08 09:22:04 PM  
I hope they get that bastard. Anything else would be a miscavige of justice.
 
2013-08-08 09:45:32 PM  
Hope she has good security.

/can't wait to see if they wheel Miscaviges wife out to display her for five minutes.
 
2013-08-08 10:14:01 PM  
This is so good I almost had a seaorgasm.
 
2013-08-08 10:22:17 PM  
hero tag needed. She rocks!


rabble rabble rabble
 
2013-08-08 10:23:48 PM  

Somacandra: Confabulat: Well that didn't go anywhere:

I wonder if her lawyer can file a suit or an FOIA to get the LAPD's report out in the open.


Just because they didn't comment to the media on an ongoing investigation doesn't mean nothing will come of it.  Give it a little time, since it seems like this just happened today.
 
2013-08-08 10:31:41 PM  
I thought initially that she was just looking for some publicity, but if she's doing something like this (founded or unfounded), she is looking for some farking revenge.
 
2013-08-08 10:32:44 PM  
"Mrs. Miscavige is not missing.
Investigators have made some
type of contact with her," an
LAPD source told the News
Thursday. "The investigation is
completed and classified as unfounded."

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
 
2013-08-08 10:34:14 PM  
Wow, when this girl burns bridges, she doesn't fark around.
 
2013-08-08 10:36:24 PM  
That Miscavige is one scary dude. He wasn't exactly groomed to be L.Ron's replacement, but he made sure the people who were conveniently disappeared from the church shortly after his death. And no one can be sure he didn't have anything to do with L. Ron's death, either.
 
2013-08-08 10:36:53 PM  

Confabulat: David Miscavige is like King Joffery; I'd be worried about her too.


My first thought was also of Ice and Fire.  I pictured Mrs. Miscavige locked in a tower - starving and eating her own fingers.
 
2013-08-08 10:38:50 PM  
So I've heard that name for years so I decided to check it out.
www.nndb.com
Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

He makes me think of this:
cache.boston.com
 
2013-08-08 10:42:20 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.


What's really disturbing is he's shorter than Tom Cruise.
 
2013-08-08 10:43:57 PM  

Rapmaster2000: So I've heard that name for years so I decided to check it out.
[www.nndb.com image 229x269]
Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

He makes me think of this:
[cache.boston.com image 368x276]


And if I may elaborate... and I will.  I bet he says things like "What is successssss" and he drags out the S sound.  Then he starts answering the question.  "Money, power, respect... or is it the strength within your own mind to know that YOU are capable of whatever you choose?"  Then he moves into "YOU... Mr. Cruise are truly a man possessing the strength to choose your own destiny!  YOU... Mr Cruise are a man who has the vision to fulfill wishes beyond an ordinary man's wildest dreams!  But... Mr Cruise... are YOU prepared to take a journey of willpower that only a MAN LIKE YOU can undertake?"

Checks are written, audits are completed, blackmail is filed.
 
2013-08-08 10:44:28 PM  

Confabulat: Rapmaster2000: Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

What's really disturbing is he's shorter than Tom Cruise.


Yep:
www.cs.cmu.edu

Saluting?  Seriously?
 
2013-08-08 10:44:50 PM  

Rapmaster2000: So I've heard that name for years so I decided to check it out.

Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

He makes me think of this:


I initially thought that he was just a scam artist, too, but after reading Going Clear I'm sure the guy has some serious mental illness going on. He supposedly just randomly loses his shiat and starts hitting people on a fairly regular basis. His wife may still be alive, but you know she's probably "fallen down a flight of stairs" quite a few times during the course of their marriage.
 
2013-08-08 10:47:00 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Rapmaster2000: So I've heard that name for years so I decided to check it out.
[www.nndb.com image 229x269]
Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

He makes me think of this:
[cache.boston.com image 368x276]

And if I may elaborate... and I will.  I bet he says things like "What is successssss" and he drags out the S sound.  Then he starts answering the question.  "Money, power, respect... or is it the strength within your own mind to know that YOU are capable of whatever you choose?"  Then he moves into "YOU... Mr. Cruise are truly a man possessing the strength to choose your own destiny!  YOU... Mr Cruise are a man who has the vision to fulfill wishes beyond an ordinary man's wildest dreams!  But... Mr Cruise... are YOU prepared to take a journey of willpower that only a MAN LIKE YOU can undertake?"

Checks are written, audits are completed, blackmail is filed.


You may have no idea how close you actually are.

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=dh2uS-Om_Bs
 
2013-08-08 10:47:05 PM  
When Remini questioned why Shelly had not accompanied her husband to the nuptials (David Miscavige served as Cruise's best man), then-church spokesmanTommy Davis, son of actressAnne Archer, reportedly told Remini, "You don't f---ing rank to ask about Shelly."


Sounds just like Davis.  Wonder if  he got demoted when Katie flew the coupe.  Wiki says he's working for a realtor company now.
 
2013-08-08 10:48:05 PM  
This is going to get real interesting real fast. Better start popping the popcorn now.
 
2013-08-08 10:51:27 PM  

Confabulat: Rapmaster2000: Rapmaster2000: So I've heard that name for years so I decided to check it out.
[www.nndb.com image 229x269]
Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

He makes me think of this:
[cache.boston.com image 368x276]

And if I may elaborate... and I will.  I bet he says things like "What is successssss" and he drags out the S sound.  Then he starts answering the question.  "Money, power, respect... or is it the strength within your own mind to know that YOU are capable of whatever you choose?"  Then he moves into "YOU... Mr. Cruise are truly a man possessing the strength to choose your own destiny!  YOU... Mr Cruise are a man who has the vision to fulfill wishes beyond an ordinary man's wildest dreams!  But... Mr Cruise... are YOU prepared to take a journey of willpower that only a MAN LIKE YOU can undertake?"

Checks are written, audits are completed, blackmail is filed.

You may have no idea how close you actually are.

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=dh2uS-Om_Bs


Miscavige has a speech--maybe not impediment, but something's up.
 
2013-08-08 10:51:32 PM  

ongbok: This is going to get real interesting real fast. Better start popping the popcorn now.


Nah, I think we're all clear on this.
 
2013-08-08 10:53:35 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Sounds just like Davis.  Wonder if  he got demoted when Katie flew the coupe.  Wiki says he's working for a realtor company now.


I wonder what happened to him too. To be fair, he was absolutely terrible as their spokesman. But yeah I'm sure he's somewhere working off lots of negative thetans right now.
 
2013-08-08 10:54:02 PM  

simplicimus: ongbok: This is going to get real interesting real fast. Better start popping the popcorn now.

Nah, I think we're all clear on this.


I'm not talking about the thread, I'm talking about Leah vs Scientology. She better be careful, she aint farking around with Zach Morris at the Beach Club.
 
2013-08-08 10:54:02 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Confabulat: Rapmaster2000: Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

What's really disturbing is he's shorter than Tom Cruise.

Yep:
[www.cs.cmu.edu image 420x293]

Saluting?  Seriously?


Holy shiat, he's an Ewok,
 
2013-08-08 10:57:17 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Confabulat: Rapmaster2000: Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

What's really disturbing is he's shorter than Tom Cruise.

Yep:
[www.cs.cmu.edu image 420x293]

Saluting?  Seriously?


No, Tom is just surprised to find somebody shorter than he is so they're measuring each other to be sure.
 
2013-08-08 11:00:42 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Confabulat: Rapmaster2000: Rapmaster2000: So I've heard that name for years so I decided to check it out.
[www.nndb.com image 229x269]
Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

He makes me think of this:
[cache.boston.com image 368x276]

And if I may elaborate... and I will.  I bet he says things like "What is successssss" and he drags out the S sound.  Then he starts answering the question.  "Money, power, respect... or is it the strength within your own mind to know that YOU are capable of whatever you choose?"  Then he moves into "YOU... Mr. Cruise are truly a man possessing the strength to choose your own destiny!  YOU... Mr Cruise are a man who has the vision to fulfill wishes beyond an ordinary man's wildest dreams!  But... Mr Cruise... are YOU prepared to take a journey of willpower that only a MAN LIKE YOU can undertake?"

Checks are written, audits are completed, blackmail is filed.

You may have no idea how close you actually are.

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=dh2uS-Om_Bs

Miscavige has a speech--maybe not impediment, but something's up.


I made the SSSSS joke as assuming that he made that sound for dramatic effect.  No, he has a speech issue.

I love how he does three things that I knew that he would do.
1.  Repeatedly remind his audience of their own superiority.
2.  Ask rhetorical questions.
3.  Pause for dramatic effect.
 
2013-08-08 11:01:23 PM  

ongbok: simplicimus: ongbok: This is going to get real interesting real fast. Better start popping the popcorn now.

Nah, I think we're all clear on this.

I'm not talking about the thread, I'm talking about Leah vs Scientology. She better be careful, she aint farking around with Zach Morris at the Beach Club.


He was making a funny on the Scientology term-of-art "clear."

/Scientology has a LOT of "in-lingo."
 
2013-08-08 11:03:24 PM  

hardinparamedic: Followup tommorow: Leah Remini found dead of "suicide" from multiple gunshot wounds to the back.


They won't kill her. But I have a feeling you going to start hearing a bunch of messed up stories about her. Look what happened to the Slap Chop guy after he sued the Church and won.
 
2013-08-08 11:04:39 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: ongbok: simplicimus: ongbok: This is going to get real interesting real fast. Better start popping the popcorn now.

Nah, I think we're all clear on this.

I'm not talking about the thread, I'm talking about Leah vs Scientology. She better be careful, she aint farking around with Zach Morris at the Beach Club.

He was making a funny on the Scientology term-of-art "clear."

/Scientology has a LOT of "in-lingo."


That's really KSW.

/has no idea what that means
 
2013-08-08 11:08:51 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Confabulat: Rapmaster2000: Seriously?  This is the guy?  I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler.  If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.

What's really disturbing is he's shorter than Tom Cruise.

Yep:
[www.cs.cmu.edu image 420x293]

Saluting?  Seriously?


Wrote a song about it.
Like to hear it? Here it goes!
musicmaven.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-08 11:13:49 PM  
Yeah, she's dead. They probably threw her off the boat in the middle of the ocean. They do that.
 
2013-08-08 11:13:58 PM  

ongbok: hardinparamedic: Followup tommorow: Leah Remini found dead of "suicide" from multiple gunshot wounds to the back.

They won't kill her. But I have a feeling you going to start hearing a bunch of messed up stories about her. Look what happened to the Slap Chop guy after he sued the Church and won.


But I wonder how many times they can go to that well.  Unless they just have something so nasty about her that it destroys her reputation regardless of the source, if stuff starts appearing about her, I think most people will just say "Yeah, the Scientologists are after her."  Their tactics are pretty much out there and known now.
 
2013-08-08 11:18:00 PM  
androidsinlove.com

NTTAWWT.

/They both killed her; I'm calling it. She caught them in bed doing it doggy-style, officers.
 
2013-08-08 11:20:29 PM  

jake_lex: ongbok: hardinparamedic: Followup tommorow: Leah Remini found dead of "suicide" from multiple gunshot wounds to the back.

They won't kill her. But I have a feeling you going to start hearing a bunch of messed up stories about her. Look what happened to the Slap Chop guy after he sued the Church and won.

But I wonder how many times they can go to that well.  Unless they just have something so nasty about her that it destroys her reputation regardless of the source, if stuff starts appearing about her, I think most people will just say "Yeah, the Scientologists are after her."  Their tactics are pretty much out there and known now.


The thing is I don't think too many people know about Scientology, so that won't come it in most peoples minds if crazy stories about here start surfacing. But on the other hand she doesn't have the public image she had in the 90's and early 2000's, so if a crazy story did come out about her most people would say "Who is she, and why should I care?". But from what I understand Scientology gets their members to confess to their misdeeds and records this stuff, so what they have on her would now probably do more to discredit her in any legal or criminal action she tries to pursue instead of the court of public opinion because she hasn't been in the public for so long. Now if she did this while the King of Queens was still on the air, it would be a different story.
 
2013-08-08 11:21:17 PM  

GungFu: [androidsinlove.com image 500x350]



That is so TOTALLY NOT GAY!
 
2013-08-08 11:24:49 PM  
Hope she's right and not just joking around. These people have no sense of humor.
One time on the radio, I mentioned a guy and said, "He has the sense of humor of a scientologist being interviewed." (you had to be there)
Anyway,  I immediately got a call from a guy who says, "I'm a Scientologist and I didn't appreciate that joke."
I said, "You realize you're being proof that it wasn't a joke, right?" just trying to laugh it off.

The next day I got a talking to from the PD who said I wasn't to mention Scientology again.
 
2013-08-08 11:24:51 PM  

jaytkay: "Mrs. Miscavige is not missing.
Investigators have made some
type of contact with her," an
LAPD source told the News
Thursday. "The investigation is
completed and classified as unfounded."
[www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com image 300x225]


She's not missing. They know exactly which buildings in L.A. the parts are buried under.
 
2013-08-08 11:25:42 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I hate to criticize someone's appearance, but this guy just screams hustler. If he wasn't doing this scam he'd be selling your grandma a reverse mortgage.


Real estate does attract the highest caliber of ethical people.
 
2013-08-08 11:28:08 PM  
Good for you Leah.

Miscavige's loose ends are finally starting to unravel.

You can make people fear you but you can't force them to be loyal. Sooner or later someone with an axe to grind will leak the Scilon's secret files.
 
2013-08-08 11:31:52 PM  

Confabulat: That Miscavige is one scary dude. He wasn't exactly groomed to be L.Ron's replacement, but he made sure the people who were conveniently disappeared from the church shortly after his death. And no one can be sure he didn't have anything to do with L. Ron's death, either.


V. I. Lenin had the same problem with his assistant.
 
2013-08-08 11:32:46 PM  

simplicimus: ongbok: This is going to get real interesting real fast. Better start popping the popcorn now.

Nah, I think we're all clear on this.


iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2013-08-08 11:40:28 PM  
Ummm, according to this link, the report was filed and has already been called "unfounded" by the police and the case is closed. As in, they are no longer investigating. So literally it's a case of "move along, nothing to see here"


/Too bad, would love to see that cult get hit so bad they never recover to ruin anymore lives
 
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