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(The Smoking Gun)   Couple packs more sex into an hour-and-a-half flight to Vegas than most of us have in a week   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 56
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2013-08-08 05:46:07 PM
Or, as we call it on FARK:  Thursday.
 
2013-08-08 06:15:16 PM
According to a U.S. District Court complaint, as Allegiant Airlines Flight 557 flight took off from Medford, a fellow passenger--sitting across the aisle from Jessica Stroble and Christopher Martin--observed Stroble "perform oral sex and manually stimulate the genitalia of a male passenger sitting in the window seat next to her." After the act was completed, the witness, identified as "J.S.", watched as Stroble "wiped off her mouth while the male put his penis back inside his pants."

So this passenger just sat there and watched the whole thing? Just sat. Didn't say anything. Didn't ring for a stewardess. Didn't film it. Nothing. Just sat there, in all their envy, and watched.

But the money shot:

When reached today by a TSG reporter at the beauty salon where she works, Stroble said she was unaware that charges had been filed against her. After being given a description of the allegations in the complaint, she claimed, "none of that happened." Stroble also refused to expand on the nature of her relationship with Martin other than to confirm that they are not married and that she has no contact information for him

Strangers on a flight. Exchanging liquids.
 
2013-08-08 06:15:59 PM
Uh... that wouldn't take very much in my case

/a passing glance would do it
 
2013-08-08 06:37:12 PM
Couple packs more sex into an hour-and-a-half flight to Vegas than most of us have in a week

Does masturbation count? 'Cause if so, I can beat that...so to speak.
 
2013-08-08 07:25:39 PM
What happens on the way to Vegas, ends up on The Smoking Gun.
 
2013-08-08 07:26:22 PM
subby, you obviously don't know me


/oh, wait.. it's a "couples" thing?
 
2013-08-08 07:26:34 PM

Nadie_AZ: So this passenger just sat there and watched the whole thing? Just sat. Didn't say anything. Didn't ring for a stewardess. Didn't film it. Nothing. Just sat there, in all their envy, and watched.


0-media-cdn.foolz.us

I had to know. Had to.
 
2013-08-08 07:32:56 PM
Another flyer who happened to catch the couple in action told a flight attendant,"'this is not the sex education I wanted to give my teenage sons.'"

"I shouted 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it was too late."
 
2013-08-08 07:34:38 PM
I had something similar to this happen on a MAC flight back in the early 90s. Unfortunately she had to continue on to Italy and I was due back in gErmany the next day. The air steward even showed us how to get away with smoking in the bathroom.

Times have changed, and not for the better.
 
2013-08-08 07:36:14 PM
www.moviehole.net
Maybe she was just sleepy...
 
2013-08-08 07:36:19 PM
only a week? Subby, you must think very highly of us farkers here. I'm thinking if I can get women to wipe their mouths afterward from the same reasons in a year I would be a happy camper.
 
2013-08-08 07:41:34 PM
This happens in my imagination, like, all the time.
 
2013-08-08 07:41:42 PM
Hour and a half? That's like 45 times!
 
2013-08-08 07:43:30 PM
So none of the passengers directly said something to them? If it was that noticeable I don't see why you wouldn't yell knock it off or something.

Is there a porno titled skanks on the plane?
 
2013-08-08 07:46:10 PM
A second passenger, sitting two seats over from "J.S.", also saw Martin's exposed penis and told an FBI agent

Why is the FBI involved in this case??
 
2013-08-08 07:46:12 PM
A week. biatch please. I'm married. It's like a bi-annual thing.

/Subby sounds young and unmarried.
 
2013-08-08 07:48:04 PM

mrswood: So none of the passengers directly said something to them? If it was that noticeable I don't see why you wouldn't yell knock it off or something.

Is there a porno titled skanks on the plane?


There could have been if someone had bothered to get their phone out.
 
2013-08-08 07:50:29 PM
what she look like?
 
2013-08-08 07:53:39 PM

fusillade762: A second passenger, sitting two seats over from "J.S.", also saw Martin's exposed penis and told an FBI agent

Why is the FBI involved in this case??


Any 'violation' that happens in the air the FBI is automatically involve. Offenses committed aboard an aircraft (not sure static but definitely one already up in the air) automatically falls under the jurisdiction of federal courts.
 
2013-08-08 07:53:59 PM

Charlie Chingas: what she look like?


RTFA?
 
2013-08-08 08:01:59 PM

Charlie Chingas: what she look like?


Her face or the back of her head?
 
2013-08-08 08:11:14 PM

Nadie_AZ: Strangers on a flight. Exchanging liquids.


Dear Penthouse, I never thought that this could happen to me....
 
2013-08-08 08:21:57 PM

mrswood: Is there a porno titled skanks on the plane?


Here ya go. SFW, I think.
 
2013-08-08 08:25:38 PM

Useless Destruction of Exergy: Nadie_AZ: Strangers on a flight. Exchanging liquids.

Dear Penthouse, I never thought that this could happen to me....


Strangers on a flight, exchanging rubbers
This one is too tight, I need another
This one is too loose, it's spilling all my juice.
 
2013-08-08 08:37:36 PM
www.netanimations.net
 
2013-08-08 08:47:18 PM

fusillade762: A second passenger, sitting two seats over from "J.S.", also saw Martin's exposed penis and told an FBI agent

Why is the FBI involved in this case??


skreened.com
 
2013-08-08 09:20:28 PM

Nadie_AZ: So this passenger just sat there and watched the whole thing? Just sat. Didn't say anything. Didn't ring for a stewardess. Didn't film it. Nothing. Just sat there, in all their envy, and watched.


Yeah, pretty much.  I'm naturally on the passive 'whatever' line. But in this sort of case? Doubly so. Hmm... I could spend four hours getting interviewed by FBI and TSA agents.  Possibly have the flight diverted somewhere unnecessary (not as likely on a short hop... but certainly possible on a longer flight).   Or, I could pull on my sleep mask and hope to get where I'm going on time.  I'm in for the latter.
 
2013-08-08 09:46:16 PM

mrswood: So none of the passengers directly said something to them? If it was that noticeable I don't see why you wouldn't yell knock it off or something.

Is there a porno titled skanks on the plane?


It would have been awesome if some jokers formed a line at her seat.
 
2013-08-08 09:48:42 PM
tezini.com
 
2013-08-08 09:56:32 PM

fusillade762: mrswood: Is there a porno titled skanks on the plane?

Here ya go. SFW, I think.


This must be why I favorite you.
 
2013-08-08 10:00:39 PM

Benjimin_Dover: mrswood: So none of the passengers directly said something to them? If it was that noticeable I don't see why you wouldn't yell knock it off or something.

Is there a porno titled skanks on the plane?

It would have been awesome if some jokers formed a line at her seat.


Quit fantasizing about how you'd turn this into an orgy plane.

Wait, is that a porn?
 
2013-08-08 10:07:19 PM

Benjimin_Dover: mrswood: So none of the passengers directly said something to them? If it was that noticeable I don't see why you wouldn't yell knock it off or something.

Is there a porno titled skanks on the plane?

It would have been awesome if some jokers formed a line at her seat.


It would be better still if it was to start slapping her for being hysterical.
 
2013-08-08 10:46:42 PM
But it was better than the inflight movie.
 
2013-08-08 11:14:22 PM
FTA:  Another flyer who happened to catch the couple in action told a flight attendant, "'this is not the sex education I wanted to give my teenage sons.'"

So, you're on your way to Vegas to give your teenage sons their sex education and this ruined  your plans?  Here's a tip, mom.  If your sons are teenage, they've already got their sex education.You've heard of the internet, right?

People need to chill.  they should have applauded and loudly asked the guy if that was the best beej he ever got.  Or as someone mentioned here, start a line and her row.  You know everyone on that plane is proudly telling their friends that they were there, saw the whole thing, and are laughing their azzes off about it.  Quit being Miss Prim in the media.
 
2013-08-08 11:33:49 PM
*Reads headline*

So, was it a carry-on?
 
2013-08-09 12:01:09 AM
Does oral alone qualify them for the mile high club?
 
2013-08-09 12:05:01 AM

mrswood: Benjimin_Dover: mrswood: So none of the passengers directly said something to them? If it was that noticeable I don't see why you wouldn't yell knock it off or something.

Is there a porno titled skanks on the plane?

It would have been awesome if some jokers formed a line at her seat.

Quit fantasizing about how you'd turn this into an orgy plane.

Wait, is that a porn?


Almodovar.

www.indiewire.com

www.movieemporium.co.uk
 
2013-08-09 12:21:07 AM

cyberspacedout: Does oral alone qualify them for the mile high club?


I say no to this meeting mile high club standards.

Oral on a plane is referred to as skyhead.
 
2013-08-09 01:02:39 AM
People should mind their own business.
 
2013-08-09 01:52:03 AM

mrswood: cyberspacedout: Does oral alone qualify them for the mile high club?

I say no to this meeting mile high club standards.

Oral on a plane is referred to as skyhead.


Airhead.
 
2013-08-09 06:48:35 AM

NuclearPenguins:


I love her.
 
2013-08-09 08:44:58 AM
Looks to me like she just got married last September (same wedding date as me!).  Uhm, her husband's name is not Christopher, so no wonder she denied the entire thing.

/Don't let you wife go to Vegas alone
//Unless you don't mind her 'cleaning herself up' on the flight
/// Gotta wait until you're in Vegas before doing the whole What happens in Vegas thing
 
2013-08-09 08:55:08 AM

fusillade762: A second passenger, sitting two seats over from "J.S.", also saw Martin's exposed penis and told an FBI agent

Why is the FBI involved in this case??


There was more than three ounces of fluid involved.
 
2013-08-09 09:38:45 AM

mrswood: cyberspacedout: Does oral alone qualify them for the mile high club?

I say no to this meeting mile high club standards.

Oral on a plane is referred to as skyhead.


I prefer Skyrim personally.
 
2013-08-09 09:44:43 AM
If they encouraged blow jobs on airplanes, 9-11 would have never happened.
 
2013-08-09 10:02:09 AM

libranoelrose: I had something similar to this happen on a MAC flight back in the early 90s. Unfortunately she had to continue on to Italy and I was due back in gErmany the next day. The air steward even showed us how to get away with smoking in the bathroom.

Times have changed, and not for the better.


Maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
 
2013-08-09 10:10:04 AM
I'm thinking she may be on the wrong side of the Vicky Mendoza diagonal... entering Shelly Gillespie territory...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-09 12:11:15 PM

NuclearPenguins: [www.netanimations.net image 320x183]


Oh, yeah. I remember being strangely aroused by her unspoken declaration I was a naughty, naughty boy.
 
2013-08-09 12:13:25 PM
I think the real issue here is that they transferred more than 3 oz. of an unclaimed liquid.
Could be asplosives....never know.
 
2013-08-09 12:43:19 PM

MikeBoomshadow: fusillade762: A second passenger, sitting two seats over from "J.S.", also saw Martin's exposed penis and told an FBI agent

Why is the FBI involved in this case??

There was more than three ounces of fluid involved.


Unless the guy was Peter North, no.  A typical ejaculation consists of 2-5 ml of semen (5 ml = 0.17 oz).
 
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