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(WTAM)   You're stopped for DUI and know you're guilty. Why not do a little dance and demonstrate motorboating for the nice officer? (w/ dashcam video)   (wtam.com) divider line 17
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2013-08-08 06:40:30 PM
www.saidkristin.com
 
2013-08-08 06:43:43 PM
i1.ytimg.com
Step BUMP step BUMP BUMP 5678
 
2013-08-08 06:44:22 PM
Colin Mochrie?
 
2013-08-08 06:46:45 PM
Sooooo, he picked up some lady at the bar and motorboated her and WEWEWEed her, but I don't have a date for Friday night?


I got to drink more irresponsibly.
 
2013-08-08 06:51:32 PM
Don't do field sobriety tests.  They are only designed to make the police/prosecutors easier to bust you.
 
2013-08-08 06:51:45 PM
He should have danced a jig for Jesus. It's Ohio after all.
 
2013-08-08 06:54:03 PM
Motorboating requires boobies, subby.

Motorboatable.

i1280.photobucket.com

Bad subby, go to bed sober and alone.
 
2013-08-08 06:55:12 PM
Man if I were the cops in that situation, after that performance I would have driven him home, had his car impounded and told him I was letting him off easy because of the free comedy show he gave me.
 
2013-08-08 07:01:58 PM

ongbok: Man if I were the cops in that situation, after that performance I would have driven him home, had his car impounded and told him I was letting him off easy because of the free comedy show he gave me.


Yup. Better to have a happy drunk than one who will go apeshiat on you
 
2013-08-08 07:18:53 PM
Somewhere around 1982 I was videotaped at the cop shop during my DWI arrest.  It was a big camera on a even bigger tripod.  The only thing I distinctly remember about it is that I looked at the camera, stuck my thumbs in my ears with my fingers extended, stuck out my tongue and went THBHBHBHBTHBHTHBHHHHHH while wiggling my fingers.  I'd love to have a copy of that now.
 
2013-08-08 07:50:53 PM
Well, by that time your ass is toast anyway, so why the hell not.

/best to just not drive though
//and just keep your mouth shut
///and get a good lawyer
 
2013-08-08 08:57:24 PM

Treygreen13: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
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You win.

/love that video
 
2013-08-08 09:40:31 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Motorboating requires boobies, subby.

Motorboatable.

[i1280.photobucket.com image 500x750]

Bad subby, go to bed sober and alone.


Who is she?
 
2013-08-09 01:21:42 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Motorboating requires boobies, subby.

Motorboatable.

[i1280.photobucket.com image 500x750]

Bad subby, go to bed sober and alone.


OH LAWD have mercy...
 
2013-08-09 05:20:40 PM
static.tvtropes.org
Should have won Best Documentary.
 
2013-08-09 06:06:12 PM
Louis CK?
 
2013-08-10 12:16:31 AM

camarugala: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Motorboating requires boobies, subby.

Motorboatable.

[i1280.photobucket.com image 500x750]

Bad subby, go to bed sober and alone.

Who is she?


Looks like a particularly  ginger Emma Stone
 
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