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(Huffington Post)   "Safe sex is a joke, there is no such thing" Quoted from... A) A medical professional, B) A conservative street activist, C) A state funded crisis pregnancy center employee in Virginia   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, crisis pregnancy centers, Falls Church, NARAL, unplanned pregnancy, Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles, birth control, Dolores Wisecarver  
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2445 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Aug 2013 at 7:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-08 07:52:54 PM  
6 votes:
A "Christian" crisis pregnancy center lying about reproductive science? What, was the [Obvious] tag out getting a transvaginal ultrasound?
2013-08-08 10:06:16 PM  
3 votes:
I am getting tired of deploying this one, y'all.
/and I still need to create an EW YUKK SEX?? one.
2013-08-08 09:05:19 PM  
3 votes:
2013-08-08 08:32:03 PM  
3 votes:
I think you'll find that almost 100% of condoms have a hole in them.
2013-08-08 05:47:58 PM  
3 votes:
They must've been big David Caradine fans.
2013-08-09 10:53:55 AM  
2 votes:

While I'd never make fun of the handicapped, that's an unfortunate choice of sign.
2013-08-09 12:00:55 AM  
2 votes:

Poster did NOT read TFA, story possible unrelated.

Reminds me of back in high school, they had a couple (husband/wife) come in and do a presentation about how monogamy is always the best option. They show the stander gross out STD slideshow, told all the statistics on condoms and birth control (though they didn't really expand on the topic or different types), and handed out virgin pledge cards.

At one point the man asked "How long do you think the average sexual intercourse lasts?" as which one of the students replies "a half hour", the man laughed and told us that it was more like five minutes.  I remember thinking that if you only had one partner your entire life then how would you know if you doing it right?
2013-08-08 08:40:44 PM  
2 votes:

Wyalt Derp: I think you'll find that almost 100% of condoms have a hole in them.
2013-08-08 08:05:04 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-08 07:38:45 PM  
2 votes:
Sex *IS* safe, learn to use a freaking condom, you dolts:
2013-08-08 07:34:42 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone who's ever made a water balloon out of a condom should know that claim is pure horseshiat.

Why would you hit someone with whom you were about to have sex with a water balloon?
2013-08-08 07:33:53 PM  
2 votes:

rosebud_the_sled: I have to agree with the lady.  You could be wearing a condom and your partner may hit you in the head with an axe because it is the wrong brand.

Look, I told you I'm allergic to latex.  Geez, hit ONE guy on the head with an axe...
2013-08-08 07:26:52 PM  
2 votes:

LordJiro: Well, to be fair, the quote as quoted is accurate. There is no such thing as 100% safe sex. Condoms and other prophylactics break, and birth control doesn't prevent STDs,

I DNRTFA, though, so I'm assuming there is a lot more derp besides the headline quote.

If we're using those criteria, then abstinence is not 100% effective either, because you might get raped, or sit in a hot tub with a guy who gets a little too excited, or impregnated by God or something.

/ Also, effectiveness rates for birth control methods tend to take into account both "perfect use" and "typical use." I've never heard an abstinence advocate do the "typical use" analysis for abstinence...
2013-08-09 06:22:04 AM  
1 vote:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Wyalt Derp: I think you'll find that almost 100% of condoms have a hole in them.

... You know how I know that have absolutely no understanding of Topology?

I'm not up to date with gay terminology, but I think I know what a "bottom" is and I presume this is something to do with the opposite.
2013-08-09 12:00:26 AM  
1 vote:

Virginia is for Lovers Hovers!

2013-08-08 11:20:51 PM  
1 vote:

MayoSlather: If you can get gonorrrhea from a tractor seat then it stands to reason that safe sex in all forms is a myth.

You can't get gonorrhea from a tractor seat if you're wearing pants, freak.
2013-08-08 11:14:13 PM  
1 vote:

Biological Ali: inglixthemad: Hey I know! Let liberals take a page from the conservative playbook. Require a licensed doctor on staff at all CPC's that is responsible for ALL advice given. That doctor must have a license I practice in the state and malpractice insurance. They are liable for malpractice based on the center's advice.

The lulz would be epic.

Except that actually makes sense. If you wanted to take a page out of the conservative playbook, you'd have to require that the staff be credentialed in something completely irrelevant, like underwater basket weaving.

Nah, require every staffer to be a licensed medical professional with admitting privileges - even the janitors.
2013-08-08 10:31:22 PM  
1 vote:
OK my brain just imploded

Condoms doan't wurk!


I got babby from watching pr0n
2013-08-08 10:10:03 PM  
1 vote:
Wyalt Derp: I think you'll find that almost 100% of condoms have a hole in them.

... You know how I know that have absolutely no understanding of Topology?
2013-08-08 09:25:58 PM  
1 vote:

Bane of Broone: Fart_Machine: Bane of Broone: TheJoe03: Bane of Broone: [ image 632x721]

LOL, is that real?

Unfortunately not.

Right up there with woman gets pregnant because she used contraceptive jelly on toast.

Oh, lawd! Next one will be a gal that gets pregnant from applying lube to her brass bedposts.

Wow...just realized that could be taken in an entirely different way.
2013-08-08 08:46:08 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sex is a sin

/Lying is perfectly acceptable

As long as you're a Liar for Jesus
2013-08-08 08:43:49 PM  
1 vote:
That's what safewords are for.
2013-08-08 08:01:06 PM  
1 vote:

grumpfuff: Somehow I doubt she means what you seem to think she means. And hey, let's not forget the dispensing obviously false medical advice part.

*re-reads article instead of scanning it*
Well I am stupid.
2013-08-08 07:53:06 PM  
1 vote:

Bennie Crabtree: This thread has more illogical claims per insult than a Politics thread. How can anyone think that there is sex with zero risk of pregnancy (risk is valid for heterosex only I suppose) or STDs (everyone is at risk)? Nobody who is aware of the existence of statistics, actuarial science, or how materials work, could think that. You don't even need to understand stats or engineering, you just have to know they exist, in order to get the point.

Study it out!
2013-08-08 07:45:16 PM  
1 vote:
Teach the Controversy!
2013-08-08 07:36:11 PM  
1 vote:

rosebud_the_sled: Why would you hit someone with whom you were about to have sex with a water balloon?

Because it's fun?
2013-08-08 07:10:56 PM  
1 vote:
The amount of lying an organization must do in order to achieve its goals in inversely proportional to the organization's virtue and utility.

2013-08-08 05:54:41 PM  
1 vote:
Sex is a sin

/Lying is perfectly acceptable
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