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Wyalt Derp: I think you'll find that almost 100% of condoms have a hole in them.
rosebud_the_sled: I have to agree with the lady. You could be wearing a condom and your partner may hit you in the head with an axe because it is the wrong brand.
LordJiro: Well, to be fair, the quote as quoted is accurate. There is no such thing as 100% safe sex. Condoms and other prophylactics break, and birth control doesn't prevent STDs,I DNRTFA, though, so I'm assuming there is a lot more derp besides the headline quote.
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Wyalt Derp: I think you'll find that almost 100% of condoms have a hole in them.... You know how I know that have absolutely no understanding of Topology?
Virginia is for Lovers Hovers!
MayoSlather: If you can get gonorrrhea from a tractor seat then it stands to reason that safe sex in all forms is a myth.
Biological Ali: inglixthemad: Hey I know! Let liberals take a page from the conservative playbook. Require a licensed doctor on staff at all CPC's that is responsible for ALL advice given. That doctor must have a license I practice in the state and malpractice insurance. They are liable for malpractice based on the center's advice.The lulz would be epic.Except that actually makes sense. If you wanted to take a page out of the conservative playbook, you'd have to require that the staff be credentialed in something completely irrelevant, like underwater basket weaving.
Bane of Broone: Fart_Machine: Bane of Broone: TheJoe03: Bane of Broone: [chillpops.files.wordpress.com image 632x721]LOL, is that real?Unfortunately not. http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.aspRight up there with woman gets pregnant because she used contraceptive jelly on toast.Oh, lawd! Next one will be a gal that gets pregnant from applying lube to her brass bedposts.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sex is a sin/Lying is perfectly acceptable
grumpfuff: Somehow I doubt she means what you seem to think she means. And hey, let's not forget the dispensing obviously false medical advice part.
Bennie Crabtree: This thread has more illogical claims per insult than a Politics thread. How can anyone think that there is sex with zero risk of pregnancy (risk is valid for heterosex only I suppose) or STDs (everyone is at risk)? Nobody who is aware of the existence of statistics, actuarial science, or how materials work, could think that. You don't even need to understand stats or engineering, you just have to know they exist, in order to get the point.
rosebud_the_sled: Why would you hit someone with whom you were about to have sex with a water balloon?
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