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(Yahoo)   You're Doing It Wrong: Esquire Magazine Editors are fed up with men making this critical mistake with their trousers .... So here's 'How to roll pants', for morans   (shopping.yahoo.com) divider line 127
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2013-08-08 02:06:02 PM  
How to roll pants for men:

1. Don't roll your pants.
 
2013-08-08 02:15:57 PM  
Didn't everybody stop doing that in the eighth grade?
 
2013-08-08 02:27:22 PM  

vernonFL: How to roll pants for men:

1. Don't roll your pants.


THIS
 
2013-08-08 02:28:40 PM  

PainInTheASP: Didn't everybody stop doing that in the eighth grade?


Breaking news: fashion trends tend to go in cycles.

/Study it out!
 
2013-08-08 02:28:43 PM  
Roll up your pants, really?

No, you idiots. If your pants are too long you just keep pulling them up until the belt is at nipple-height. Keep that shirt tucked in, though.
 
2013-08-08 02:29:16 PM  
Looking like a fool.
 
2013-08-08 02:29:43 PM  
But it was cool in the 80's

I just wear high waters

/everything is coming up milhouse
 
2013-08-08 02:29:58 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-08 02:30:16 PM  

Daffydil: vernonFL: How to roll pants for men:

1. Don't roll your pants.

THIS


That; how about buy pants which are cuffed.  Same difference.
 
2013-08-08 02:31:47 PM  

vernonFL: How to roll pants for men:

1. Don't roll your pants.

 
2013-08-08 02:31:49 PM  
there are only two reasons to roll up your pants:

1) about to wade in shallow water

2) about to ride a bike, and you don't want your pants to be destroyed.

both require rolling your pants higher than the article suggests.  so, the article is wrong.  not only does it allow for the rolling up of pants in non-activity specific moments... it also fails to allow for rolling up pants as necessary.

however, if you're not on a bike or in water, pants should never be rolled up. if you don't like the length, have the tailored or buy pants that fit the way you want them to.
 
2013-08-08 02:31:57 PM  
I prefer to peg my pants
 
2013-08-08 02:32:12 PM  
Everyone in the '80s did this. Now I only see women and gay men do it.
 
2013-08-08 02:32:16 PM  
l3.yimg.com

Douchetastic...
 
2013-08-08 02:32:30 PM  
What kind of moron rolls his pants?
 
2013-08-08 02:33:18 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-08 02:33:28 PM  
Remember when Bugle Boys where the shiat?
 
2013-08-08 02:33:38 PM  
Did not merit a greenlight.
 
2013-08-08 02:33:55 PM  
I roll my jeans all the time. No rising waters, no bikes. Suck it middle aged suburbanites.
 
2013-08-08 02:34:44 PM  
I grow old

I don't dare to eat a peach.
 
2013-08-08 02:37:18 PM  

vernonFL: How to roll pants for men:

1. Don't roll your pants.


YURP

Pants or shorts, Gents. The only options.
 
2013-08-08 02:38:50 PM  

deanis: I roll my jeans all the time. No rising waters, no bikes. Suck it middle aged suburbanites.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-08 02:39:12 PM  
If I see any guy walking around with rolled up pants - especially as high up as the guy in the khaki pants photo, I'm going to automatically assume they're trolling for someone of the same sex.

Seriously - why are (some) guys trying to turn their pants into capri's?
 
2013-08-08 02:39:19 PM  
Was way ahead of this one:

a.espncdn.com
 
2013-08-08 02:39:54 PM  

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x197]


Those are for blousing.
 
2013-08-08 02:40:15 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-08-08 02:40:27 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Everyone in the '80s did this. Now I only see women and gay men do it.


No, we didn't. It looked silly then, and it looks silly now.
If you are 10, and your mom bought you jeans with some extra leg for you to "grow into" that's one thing. This is just a fashion trend like poodle skirts or Member's Only jackets.
 
2013-08-08 02:40:59 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: vernonFL: How to roll pants for men:

1. Don't roll your pants.

YURP

Pants or shorts, Gents. The only options.


cdn1.bigcommerce.com
/hot
 
2013-08-08 02:41:13 PM  
Can we also ban capris for women?   I call them flood pants.

I haven't worn 'slacks' since I was a kid, I live in jeans.   Except for the occasional wedding and funeral, for which I keep exactly one pair in my closet.
 
2013-08-08 02:41:24 PM  
Rolled pants, sagging pants, how about people buy clothes that fit.
 
2013-08-08 02:42:10 PM  
Damn, taking me back to the mid eighties here.

eyeofthegate.com
 
2013-08-08 02:42:13 PM  

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x197]


Cripes, those things were terrible.  I was much happier once I started using the springs.
 
2013-08-08 02:42:35 PM  

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x197]


Haven't seen those in a few years.
I tried to keep them around the tops of my boots, but they would always slide up a little and leave marks around my legs.
 
2013-08-08 02:43:15 PM  
What was that trend in late 90s early 00s where you wore sweat pants with one leg rolled up?
 
2013-08-08 02:43:19 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

No....rolling up your trousers like that doesn't make you look effeminate.

You being a douche does.

Nice medal.
 
2013-08-08 02:44:05 PM  

harlock: Can we also ban capris for women?   I call them flood pants.

I haven't worn 'slacks' since I was a kid, I live in jeans.   Except for the occasional wedding and funeral, for which I keep exactly one pair in my closet.


I call them OMG My Legs Are Hideous But I Want To Wear Shorts So This Is A Decent Compromise.  As long as they're not skinny capris, think of them as long board shorts.  For girls.
 
2013-08-08 02:44:22 PM  

AGremlin: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x350]

No....rolling up your trousers like that doesn't make you look effeminate.

You being a douche does.

Nice medal.


He won that medal for winning the war on good taste.
 
2013-08-08 02:44:25 PM  

T.rex: Remember when Bugle Boys where the shiat?


Grade school and Jr. High!
 
2013-08-08 02:44:28 PM  
I only wear a costume mermaid flipper. I can express myself and get quads of steel at the same time.

Suck it, people who don't do that.
 
2013-08-08 02:45:05 PM  
Go home, Bowser, you're drunk.
 
2013-08-08 02:45:08 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Rolled pants, sagging pants, how about people buy clothes that fit.


That would make too much sense.
 
2013-08-08 02:45:13 PM  

AGremlin: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x350]

No....rolling up your trousers like that doesn't make you look effeminate.

You being a douche does.

Nice medal.


Unroll the pants, stand up straight, and for Christ's sake put some socks on, stinky.
 
2013-08-08 02:45:27 PM  
Rolling up your pants is for preening homos. There are no exceptions.
 
2013-08-08 02:45:34 PM  

Fano: What was that trend in late 90s early 00s where you wore sweat pants with one leg rolled up?


Hmm, I remember that from the late eighties. One leg of the sweat pants was pushed up to the knee (on purpose). It looked ridiculous.
 
2013-08-08 02:46:06 PM  

vernonFL: How to roll pants for men:

1. Don't roll your pants.


THIS AGAIN.
 
2013-08-08 02:46:40 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Everyone in the '80s did this. Now I only see women and gay men do it.


thank you for enlightening us  as to your pr0n preference

/ ;-)
 
2013-08-08 02:47:00 PM  

AGremlin: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x350]

No....rolling up your trousers like that doesn't make you look effeminate.

You being a douche does.

Nice medal.


Generalissimo Douche, Skinny Tom Cruise, and a slightly more feminine looking Arya Horseface
 
2013-08-08 02:48:02 PM  
Our world was so much better when we could call one of the ghey and the other homo.
 
2013-08-08 02:48:03 PM  
Molavian:
Unroll the pants, stand up straight, and for Christ's sake put some socks on, stinky.

Oh my god, the no socks thing is so obnoxious!  Do these people want fungal infections on purpose?
 
2013-08-08 02:48:47 PM  
1 don't roll your pants
2 1990 wants their style back (it was stupid then too)
3 if you want to wear pants that short, buy Capri pants, you'll find them in the women's section.
4 if your one of those people that wears long shorts, see point 3, it applies to you too.
 
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