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(Guardian)   500 "new" fairy tales discovered in Germany. Disney corporation stocks rocket on news of new mother lode of Public Domain property to exploit mercilessly   (theguardian.com) divider line 17
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2013-08-08 02:02:22 PM
8 votes:
The Stinkiest Princess
The Tortoise and the Whore
The Boy who Picked his Pimples too much
The Little Pervert who Could
The Old Woman and the Very High-Fiber Breakfast
Goldilocks and the Three Twinks
Jack and the Really Sticky Booger
Rumpleforeskin
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
Prince Brown Eye and his Magical Lance
The Crack Whore's Apprentice
Hansel and Grendel
The Goblin who Never Changed his Underpants
2013-08-08 02:25:13 PM
2 votes:
www.serenitystreetnews.com
2013-08-08 02:22:44 PM
2 votes:

FloydA: The Stinkiest Princess
The Tortoise and the Whore
The Boy who Picked his Pimples too much
The Little Pervert who Could
The Old Woman and the Very High-Fiber Breakfast
Goldilocks and the Three Twinks
Jack and the Really Sticky Booger
Rumpleforeskin
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
Prince Brown Eye and his Magical Lance
The Crack Whore's Apprentice
Hansel and Grendel
The Goblin who Never Changed his Underpants


It's Germany.

The Prissiest Princess
The Banker and the Hare
The Boy Who Cried Jew
The Little Engine That Could Take The Jews to Auschwitz
The Old Woman Who Lived With A Jew
Goldilocks And The Three Jews
Jack And The Bitter Herbs
Rumpleforeskin (only one you got right)
Snow White And The Seven CPAs
The Prince and His Jewgold Possessions
The Rabbi's Executioner
Himmler and Goring
The Goblins Who Stole German Wealth
2013-08-08 02:11:25 PM
2 votes:
i976.photobucket.com
2013-08-08 04:53:11 PM
1 votes:
Apart from the singing and dancing clocks, of course.
2013-08-08 03:19:48 PM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: FloydA: The Stinkiest Princess
The Tortoise and the Whore
The Boy who Picked his Pimples too much
The Little Pervert who Could
The Old Woman and the Very High-Fiber Breakfast
Goldilocks and the Three Twinks
Jack and the Really Sticky Booger
Rumpleforeskin
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
Prince Brown Eye and his Magical Lance
The Crack Whore's Apprentice
Hansel and Grendel
The Goblin who Never Changed his Underpants

Are these all porn parodies? Do they all already exist?

//afraid to google these



My favorite was "The Princess who could Pee through 50 Mattresses."
2013-08-08 03:16:34 PM
1 votes:
If it's not Wilhelm Busch or Heinrich Hoffmann, I'm not interested.
2.bp.blogspot.com
www.gutenberg.org
/ah, fond memories of a grisly german childhood
2013-08-08 03:06:37 PM
1 votes:
Disney corporation stocks rocket on news of new list of 500 names they can paste on the same stupid sexist ultra-conservative board-developed set of three scripts they've been selling us for the past ten years, you mean.
2013-08-08 02:38:33 PM
1 votes:
i don't know about you guys, but i'm rooting for the turnip princess

/ if you know what i mean, and i think you do
2013-08-08 02:37:41 PM
1 votes:
2013-08-08 02:37:30 PM
1 votes:
Disney corporation stocks rocket on news of new mother lode of Public Domain property to exploit mercilessly

You forgot to add "while taking the illustrations/name changes of all of it that they will do and copyrighting all of it to the point no one can use the original w/o getting a SLAPP suit."
2013-08-08 02:25:03 PM
1 votes:
kmlockwood.com

Krampus is all up in this mofo.
2013-08-08 02:24:37 PM
1 votes:

odinsposse: KimNorth: Well when do we get to get our hands on them???!!! Did I miss that part?!

It's here but only available in German right now.


If you feel the need to read fairy tales, there are plenty available now.

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2013-08-08 02:23:45 PM
1 votes:
 there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch

How did the maiden get the knife?  Otherwise, I find the tale highly believable.
2013-08-08 02:14:00 PM
1 votes:
King Golden Hair.....Of F*ck Island?
2013-08-08 02:11:33 PM
1 votes:
So, the creationists now have some new material for their......"science"?
2013-08-08 02:10:33 PM
1 votes:
I've always wondered why Disney hasn't tried to adapt "East of the Sun and West of the Moon" or "The Twelve Dancing Princesses" for their media stable. Maybe the odd talking dead horse's head, red-hot iron shoes or people eaten by wolves has put them off. But who wouldn't want to see a evil stepsister with a nose and chin three ells long?
 
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