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(International Business Times)   And you thought submitting funny headlines was tough? Try it in North Korea   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-08-08 12:04:06 PM
Jikdong Youth Coal Mine

WTF?
 
2013-08-08 12:18:59 PM
At what point does the western world just say "Fark this noise, go with the full breach"?
 
2013-08-08 12:21:39 PM

vpb: Jikdong Youth Coal Mine

WTF?


Sounds better than juvenile slave labor camp.
 
2013-08-08 12:21:41 PM
North Korea has comedians?

Really?
 
2013-08-08 12:26:10 PM
A page that auto-plays videos from unrelated stories?

fark off.
 
2013-08-08 12:28:20 PM

vpb: Jikdong Youth Coal Mine

WTF?


Don't make fun, unless you want to be shipped off to Jikdong.
 
2013-08-08 12:28:21 PM

Marcus Aurelius: North Korea has comedians?

Really?


No they have comediennes
 
2013-08-08 12:30:03 PM

Marcus Aurelius: North Korea has comedians?

Really?


"Glorious Leader walks like this and Glorious Leader also walks like *this* because he is Glorious Leader. Long Live Glorious Leader."
 
2013-08-08 12:30:27 PM

Marcus Aurelius: North Korea has comedians?

Really?


They read from a list of Leader-approved jokes, and the audience must laugh after each one.  Hoong must have told one not on the list, like, "Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get away from the starving throng of labour camp slaves who had only dreamed of chicken!"
 
2013-08-08 12:31:51 PM
Reminds me of the scene from Game of Thrones where a Minstral sang a song about the dead king in a tavern, and was forced to sing it for the supposed king's son.  He got his tongue chopped out for it.

So by all comparison, she got off easy.
 
2013-08-08 12:33:02 PM

nekom: At what point does the western world just say "Fark this noise, go with the full breach"?


Not the western world's egg to crack, as long as China is a nuclear-armed near-enough-to-superpower sharing the main border.  It's their bailiwick.  And, honestly, the DPRK is about as useful to China as a "no more convulsive revolutions, y'all... you'll end up eating mud like the Norks" counter-example to China's own people as it would be a Chinese dependency with the Kims (etc) deposed.
 
2013-08-08 12:42:15 PM

nekom: At what point does the western world just say "Fark this noise, go with the full breach"?


They don't have any oil, or really anything we want.
 
2013-08-08 12:48:39 PM

LeroyBourne: nekom: At what point does the western world just say "Fark this noise, go with the full breach"?

They don't have any oil, or really anything we want.


You won't be laughing when they cut off their Strategic Bark Reserve from Western gourmands.
 
2013-08-08 12:52:10 PM
Boy, when you die at the palace, you really DIE at the palace!
 
2013-08-08 12:53:50 PM

Marcus Aurelius: North Korea has comedians?

Really?


Yakov:  Most people don't realize we have comedians in Russia, they're there.  They're dead, but they're there.
 
2013-08-08 01:08:22 PM
How many fat Korean dictators does it take to suck a fart out of an elephant's ass?

Just one!

WHAT A COUNTRY!

fark You Kim Jong Asshole.

Come get me.
 
2013-08-08 01:51:36 PM
Knock knock
who's there?
Great leader
great leader who?

Great leader Un, not Hu!

I am corrected, thank you!

No, Yu is my cousin, off to the youth coal mine comrade!
 
2013-08-08 04:05:02 PM

Psychopusher: Marcus Aurelius: North Korea has comedians?

Really?

They read from a list of Leader-approved jokes, and the audience must laugh after each one.  Hoong must have told one not on the list, like, "Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get away from the starving throng of labour camp slaves who had only dreamed of chicken!"


That joke should be shipped off to a labor camp.

The punchline should read,  "It's Tuesday."
 
2013-08-08 04:10:17 PM
Glorious Leader walks into a bar. Everyone immediately praises him for his revolutionary action.
 
2013-08-08 04:21:31 PM
"Take my wife -- please! Just leave my son and daughter, and please don't shoot me!"

"I just flew in from Pyongyang, and boy are my arms tired from carrying fearless leader around like a human mobility scooter."
 
2013-08-08 05:36:25 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-08 06:31:37 PM

airsupport: How many fat Korean dictators does it take to suck a fart out of an elephant's ass?

Just one!

WHAT A COUNTRY!

fark You Kim Jong Asshole.

Come get me.



They came and got me.

Dammit.

Anybody want some coal?
 
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