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(New York Daily News)   Leaving Spitzer and Weiner's pitiful sexploits in the dust, NY assemblyman is now under investigation for sexual harassement of both female and male staffers - and judging by the accompanying picture, dogs might not be safe either   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Micah Kellner, sexual harassment, Anthony Weiner, Brooklyn Democratic Party, vacation time  
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2013-08-08 12:53:09 PM  
Democrat Micah Kellner, eh?
 
2013-08-08 12:53:22 PM  
Democrat? That's just crazy!
 
2013-08-08 12:54:39 PM  
I wonder if he is a bottom or a top?
 
2013-08-08 12:56:31 PM  
Approves:
www.greenbaypressgazette.com
 
2013-08-08 12:57:48 PM  
It's not harassment because the dogs like it.

Besides, why would he harass someone that turns him on?
 
2013-08-08 12:59:46 PM  
FTFA:  Reached by phone, Kellner - who is running for City Council - told The News he was not aware of the investigation, but he welcomes it."There should have been an investigation four years ago," he said. "There should be an investigation now, and I'm going to cooperate with any investigation."Silver spokesman Michael Whyland had no comment on the state ethics commission probe. But he did say that "when the speaker learned of the issue involving Assemblyman Kellner, he immediately referred it to the Assembly Ethics Committee."

Clearly the preemptive outrage from the right is completely justified.
 
2013-08-08 01:01:29 PM  
That's Ruff..
 
2013-08-08 01:19:10 PM  
As a New Yorker. Fark Yeah. In Jersey they make take bribes but ours are crude A**holes. You know our motto "I Love New York", well I think its our pols who do the lovin'...in a creepy way. And SIlver has been in the news for years covering up his parties sex scandals here, every couple of months it hits the news about another democrat Sheldon has covered for. But hey covering up harassment and doing it is much more fun that doing actual work. With a GOP controlled state senate and a democrat controlled Assembly, nothing gets done. I mean we haven't had a budget in over five years (actually State debt has gone down and things actually improved since the gridlock happened. Its like the what the feds are dealing with except here the pols are lazy rather than obstructionist). So yeah GO NY
 
2013-08-08 01:42:05 PM  
DAMN... WTF NY?
 
2013-08-08 02:23:43 PM  
"Woof-woof"
"What's that, Sparky?"
"Woof-woof"
"Timmy is stuck?"
""Woof-woof"
"Need what?"
"Woof-woof"
"Woof-woof"
"Stuck on what?"
"Woof-woof"
"More lube? What the ... you taking about?"
"Woof-woof"
"Another New York politician?"
"Woof-woof"
You want a bus ticket to where ..?"
"Woof-woof"
"Hell yes. I'm going with you. Let's get out of here ..."
 
2013-08-08 02:36:37 PM  
Weiner...Spitzer

Those two words in the same sentence make me laugh

if only there were a New York politician named Swallow that were in trouble.
 
2013-08-08 03:10:46 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: "Woof-woof"
"What's that, Sparky?"
"Woof-woof"
"Timmy is stuck?"
""Woof-woof"
"Need what?"
"Woof-woof"
"Woof-woof"
"Stuck on what?"
"Woof-woof"
"More lube? What the ... you taking about?"
"Woof-woof"
"Another New York politician?"
"Woof-woof"
You want a bus ticket to where ..?"
"Woof-woof"
"Hell yes. I'm going with you. Let's get out of here ..."


Google Translate is a great program, huh?
 
2013-08-08 06:20:05 PM  

darth_badger: I wonder if he is a bottom or a top?


There's no point in being bisexual if you are a top, none. You can get hole from women.
 
2013-08-08 09:42:15 PM  

dababler: darth_badger: I wonder if he is a bottom or a top?

There's no point in being bisexual if you are a top, none. You can get hole from women.


Bisexual here.

Can confirm this comment is 100% bullsh*t.
 
2013-08-09 11:04:33 AM  

bobbette: dababler: darth_badger: I wonder if he is a bottom or a top?

There's no point in being bisexual if you are a top, none. You can get hole from women.

Bisexual here.

Can confirm this comment is 100% bullsh*t.


Yeah, most women won't let you go there...

Wait a sec...
 
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